Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ

Why is it that everyone rapper keeps on putting 'GAY' in their rhymes
It's gettin fucked up and boring, have you just known that word?

Anyways, Hydro, your doom's here

Hey yo hydro
Ever heard-a oxygen?
That is me
The one who be takin and defeatin your everybeing
Mo fo!
Damn! Sweardown, don't know why I’m in this for?
Battle's complete
I don't need compete
because I'm the win

I be the flipping thing
rip your zits
me flow like cool
If u can beat me thang tho your shit
u know i'm gon rule
i consider zilch, i'm rude
your wackiness i intrude
little' wonder your gap is open
sayin this girl's hot,
touch wood
i'm tryina be soft
like b soaked in H₂O
by the end of the day,
u want to *, i'll be too loose to hold
just like me beat young digi
who the fcuk u diggin @?
Don't come near here, dr kiddo
Or you'll be tongue-wiping niggi ass
Batty boy, yeah?
I'm the master of the game
You never heard that I'm legend in the reign
Steppin up to me?
your mistake, feign dead
By the size of it,
Me spitz' kept you in debt
I'm the weasel
Me drop me riddles
You got deadline to interpreet
You can't meet up,
All over your trousers is trickled piddle
What's she gon do?
How she gon do it?
Do u flippin understand now when I say I'm the win?
I just binned u!

@SPOTTIE
THERE ARE MANY FINGS U don't UNDERSTAND, AS U CAN SEE SOME GROUPS JUST COMPLETED THEIR GROUP BATTLES NOW. IN THIS PLACE PATIENCE IS HIGHLY NEEDED.
PEOPLE THAT BATTLE HERE HAVE another LIFE TO LIVE , WORK ,SCH  ETC YOU DIG ?

U ALSO HAVENT BATTLED PASSWORDED AND LOUDSPEEKA, IF U don't U WILL BE WALKEDOVER , WHY don't U GET BUSY AND DROP SUMFIN ON BOTH OF EM FOR THE RECORDS TO AVOID THE FEAR OF DA  UNKNOWN

@SHARN ,JOO CHET AND DR HYDRO
WELCOME BACK COMPLETE UR BATTLES AND LETS MOVE ON TO THE QUARTER FINALS

[b]@Sharno6

you are too young 4 my style
if I'm done with you
I'm sure u get a hit
the chemical doctor have oestrogen to offer
to ez the pain
if u want a chemical lecture
u just ask i will give it to you
u dint have to steal from my lines
i will give it for free
for every action u get a reaction
my chemical flowz can get u pregnant

i just made the Hydro law of gravity
can you face it
I'm sure u gone by the morrow
looking 4 romance thread
u want war i will make u die young
your girl friendz will be laffin at u

little girl who likes lyin
you are full of senseless flow
the next time you flow try 2 re-verb your self

Dr Hydro is full with metaphor
when i give it to you
it feelz like sulphur
i have a 2 edged sword
that cut on both side
so don't dare
i make u sexless
no man adore you
take this words and eat B**ch

Dr Hydro stayz till the end[/b]

Nigger shutup  I'm D King Here
I got tha heart of a king, blood of a slave
feel like i been there before, my second time to the grave
but its one life to live, thats why I'm gettin paid
off a flow thats priceless, i just got it appraised
spit like i need a raise
blaze as i gaze, at the stars and ask the lord
why the culprit at the pall pit
it make me sick to my stomach
thats why i rap, like a pregnant woman i don't spit i vomit
so pay homage me and Jayon two G's
so f**k with him and mack going to react like you did me something
thats a hint to you David
throwin shots at Goliath
this the new testament, where the victor is tha giant
so you should get your way and lose the hate
remember males shouldn't be jealous, thats a females trait
Straight from the bottom of the cut
i give it to U Joe-shit(joo chet) like momma taught me
one man with no weapon at war, but I'm an army
my flow is capital attention lieutenant your penit pension
and they demolished that invention
you better get your dollars up
and guess what, i was up
i get my cheese like mickey mouse
or else you better donald duck
u monkey riding on a donkey
callin ur self a king but u're disgustin
hey dude i rule nairaland Battle Ground
go get ur self a good name nt a name like
joe shit(joo chet) punk ass nigger,
Hit me

Nice wordplay Teck

@EVERYONE ,
RESULTS ARE READY ,
ABSENT CONTESTANTS WILL BE WALKOVERED BY NO CONTEST
cheers

@loudspeeka
wats up? r u still in da contest? show ur stuff bro!!!!

SHE MISTAKES You 4 A SUCKA WAY
this is d best metaphor so far.

@bolaji
u knw what am talkin bout

@ BOLAJI
O BOY LOUD AND PASS HAS NOT REPLIED U , AINT U FEELIN A little BIT IN PATIENT, because 2 ME IT FEELS LIKE DEY ARE NOT DOWN with THESE ISH AGAIN, please DO SOM SOM FAST

@HI EVERYONE HERE ARE THE GROUP RESULTS OF NAIRALAND WORLD CUP 2007 FINALS,
I AM CHOOSING 4 BEST LOSER SO STANDBY FOR THE SECOND ROUND FIXTURES
BEFORE THE QUARTER FINAL FIXTURES LIKE U ALL ANTICIPATED
MY JUDGEMENT CRITERIAS ARE STRICT.I WONT ENTERTAIN ANY COMPLAINTS
I AM JUDGE EDOSIO AND MY DECISIONS ARE FINAL

GROUP B RESULTS:
ganjamind vs ajadrage

ajadrage
punchlines -1
If its's weed, tha rage gon smoke till I drop
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-0

total -1

ganjamind
punchlines -0
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-1 WORN OUT ,TORN OUT,STACKS UP , WRAP UP

total -2

ganjamind wins

GROUP C RESULTS:

SHARN06 VS YOUNG DIGI

young digi
punchlines -2
i'm quick to rip your face off like nicholas cage
sharn is clifford orji, nigeria's best animal
delivery -1
metaphors-1
call me idi amin i'm africa's next carnibal
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-3  rage cage,grim ,him,carnibal ,animal

total -7

sharn 06
punchlines -2
Nice try, young digi, you remind me of digimon
wack game just like pokemon & you're still young?
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1  I'ma learn u what you need to be taught
rhymes-5 oh,no,spit,it,shit fit,it street ,homage ,damage ,image

total-8

sharn06 wins

GROUP A
worldbest vs snugle:

worldbest
punchlines -1
Am the lyrical warhead,with my music,i'll make you dumbfounded
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-Little advice snuggle,don't stand there and mumble
rhymes-5  retire, trial,snugle, trouble,pampers,metal,rapper,father
          otapiapia,tilapia

total- 7

snugle ABSENT

worldbest wins by walkover

GROUP D
TECKZILLA VS EMMYZYWON

TECKZILLA
punchlines -2
Am a str8 buttah kid,your kpaki-ness is gay
Even if i lit you up in flames,u still couldnt spark shit
delivery -1
metaphors-1
You couldnt get "sum" if a bitch gave you the "total"
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 you are lame,your vocal chords need crutches to flow
You couldnt get "sum" if a bitch gave you the "total"
rhymes-4 blow,flow  borough,tomorrow,days,say,gay way day

total-8

emmyzwon
punchlines -2
Yo teck,you claim 2 reck,I'ma reck u
Lay back because i'm about to deck u
claim to be str8 buttah, when u be str8 from guttah
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-1 Spit 4 spit
and it's a tooth for an eye
wordsplay-1  Spit 4 spit
and it's a tooth for an eye
rhymes-2 teck reck,reck deck

total -6

teckzilla wins


GROUP E
jayon vs dredie

jayon
punchlines -0
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 Stand at the top like a tac in the roof
We B's Bloods we B's
rhymes-4 booth,roof,hoot ,truth, toes,shoe,be b's

total-7

dredie ABSENT

JAYON WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP C
DR HYDRO VS NEDU4SHORT

DR HYDRO
punchlines -1   after i am done with you
i give some Nedo milk (baby calf like u)
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'm full with action,so! i bring a reaction
rhymes- 3 ACTION, REACTION,chapter pastor,ice dice nice

total -6

NEDU4SHORT ABSENT

DR HYDRO WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP A
ehie007 vs ravenzord

ravenzord
punchlines -2  because when i get 2 spitting i'll have your face in d gravel/
i spit nd knock u out lik i'm chloroform ether
delivery -1
metaphors-1  den lik nas 2 jigga i dare u to come hither
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes- 4seven,grovel,gravel,marvel,nigga,spittter,hither,ether

total -8

ehie007
punchlines -1
yeah am ehie zero zero 7 because am going to freeze you like subzero
drop u hard like 007.
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-0

total -1

ravenzord wins

GROUP F
spottie vs bolajibaok

spottie
punchlines-3 with A NAME LIKE B.J You SHOULD BE GIVIN ALL UR FAG FRIENDS A BLOW JOB
BUT WE ALL KNOW You SUCK LIKE A HOE GIVING ME B JAY,
because D ONLY THING THESE NIGGAH EVA SQUEEZED WAS HIS GRAND MUM BREAST
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-1 test breast

total -4

bolajibaok
punchlines -4
this spottie is a spotless fool/
like sporty/ he full of uncountable spots /niggas mistake him for superted/
u expected a rap battle or a civil war right ?/
nigga i bring to your spottie face/ my lyrical weapons of mass destruction/
how could u battle me when you are a stark illiterate ?
with mad nigerian battle lyrics/i own your ass like an alaba pirate/
delivery -1
metaphors-1 my flows are sexy /nigga they come butt naked like an explicit content
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1  am a lyrical gangsta /am da mosuckin star of this gang/
rhymes-4 tastes fate,ill eel,action retaliation,untestable untouchabe

total-11

bolajibaok wins

GROUP E
DEJILEGS VS JOO-CHET

DEJILEGS
punchlines -4 joo-shit?, ooh shit, what in da world am i 2 do wit shit
run u round lik d hurricane,
u aint heard of it? wel, its hurricane 'legs'
going to mak u wreck,n aint pullin your legs
jus might hav to change your name,
so nex time i c your ass, it jus might b 'joo-best' or 'joo-test',
i think i'll stick with 'joo-rest'
got so muc 2 bullshit u,aint jus gat time 4 too muc shit
delivery -1
metaphors-1 else, i'm going to ram u into codes as tight as Da Vinci's,
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 joo-shit?, ooh shit, what in da world am i 2 do wit shit
i do d runs n mak u run
rhymes-6 WASTE,TASTE,DEFEACATE,RELOCATE,PLACE,RACE,SEAS ,C.PEACE,IT,SHIT,FLOW, CHOKE

TOTAL-14

JOOCHET
punchlines -1 thank God naira land have a doctor
go see doctor hydro may be he can fix you
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1
beta now I'm tyrabyte
some thing more than gigabytes
rhymes- TERRABYTE,GIGABYTE,CHAN

TOTAL -3

JOOCHET UR FLOWS ARE kind of WACK U NEED TO LEARN HIPHOP
VISIT WWW.FLOCABULARY.COM

DEJILEGS WINS

GROUP B
GANJAMIND VS FLOWSHOW

GANJAMIND
punchlines -1
I'm god for u to battle dawg u gon need divine grace/
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-3
what d f*** that nigga say he flowshow/
watchu thinkin man this rap battle is a hoe show/
or a beauty pageant(MBGN) well I'm judge so for u aint no show/
rhymes-2 FLOWSHOW,HOESHOW,NO SHOW

TOTAL -6

FLOWSHOW
punchlines -2
flowshow bout to cater for your ass like your nursing mother
i don't smoke weed so don't offer me ganja
delivery -1
metaphors-1 i flow periodic flows like missed tv episodes
one two liners-1 the microphone checks
wordsplay-6 my flowshows are like 3 POINT alleys, homie i shoot oopss, 
i am flowshow the multi metaphorical punchliner
honeys rush to watch my flowshows like a mexican opera
i am flowshow i let rappers know i throw intentional stray bullets
like a bumble ,i sting harder than a new jersey bee
i spit ill, everytime i touch the microphone, the microphone checks
rhymes-4 VIPERS,DIAPERS,MAD ,MADNESS,CENTS ACCENTS,DECENT,INSECT,

TOTAL-14

FLOWSHOW WINS

GROUP B
FLOWSHOW VS KRAZIE-D
FLOWSHOW WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP B
FLOWSHOW VS AJADRAGE
FLOWSHOW WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP E
JAYON VS DEJILEGS

JAYON
punchlines -0
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-2 smell me? hate me

TOTAL -3

DEJILEGS ABSENT

JAYON WINS DEJILEGS WALKED OVER

GROUP C-
SHARN6 VS DRHYDRO

SHARN6
punchlines -2 Hey yo hydro
Ever heard-a oxygen?
just like me beat young digi
who the fcuk u diggin @?
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes- 3 complete compete rude intrude weasel riddles

TOTAL -6
 
DR HYDRO
punchlines -3  u dint have to steal from my lines
i will give it for free
my chemical flowz can get u pregnant
i make u sexless, no man adore you,take this words and eat B**ch
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-1 for every action u get a reaction
one two -action-reaction
wordsplay-0
rhymes- 1 metaphor.sulphur

TOTAL-6
SHARN06 VS DRHYDRO ENDS IN A DRAW

GROUP C-
DR HYDRO VS YOUNG DIGI

DR HYDRO
punchlines -1 What kind of animal will i class u in
a young donkey or dog
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 the doc gat the chemical digit to make you feel sick
rhymes- 1 rehaz REHAB

TOTAL -4

YOUNG DIGI ABSENT

DR HYDRO WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP F
PASSWORDED VS LOUDSPEEKA

PASSWORDED
punchlines -2 you're dumb so ma lines make your ears stretch like rabbits,
i'm a fire~man!, flames engulf an entire~man, don't try~the~man
delivery -1
metaphors-1 ma flows crack more ribs than ju~li~us~ag~wu,
one two liners-0
wordsplay-4 ma mouth's~ether,ma grim presence shouts~
reaperif u try~u'd~miss and your face'll meet my i~ron~fist,
u ill?? (eel), then bro u must be a water~snake
ma amplified lyrics will muffle a loud~speaker,
rhymes- 3 REAPER,SPEAKER,MISS FIST,FAKE SNAKE

LOUDSPEEKA ABSENT

PASSWORDED WINS BY WALKOVER

TOTAL-11

GROUP A
WORLDBEST VS RAVENZORD

WORLDBEST
punchlines -1
Who gave you Ravenzord,u should be called RavenDog
I am the DarkLord,even God gave me his SWORD
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-9 anger,hanger,thunder,under,dagger,trigger,statue,virtue
humour tumor,weapon second,homage damage,ignites krytonites
fault vault

total-10

ravenzord
punchlines -9
threw all your punches nd not even 1 could hit       
Worldshit,worlddirt,world what the heck?
 worldmonster gotta tell u Manchester United look like shrek
 last bitch who screwed u says "what a jerk"
dose lines were junk man,dey've been consigned 2 scrap
 want to get into d game den nigga go learn d tricks
 bt if u dn't want to den nigga go join'em freaks
 u'se just a misfit trying your best 2 fit in
came on d thread;saw evryun was spitting
 thot it was a free-4-all so u trying to get a fist in
 well it's not;whacksters lik u'll always get beaten
 u're kind of lik a rat;jst waiting 2 be copped out
 thread's 4 real spittas only;GET D mess OUT
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-6 heck,shrek,jerk ,check,rap,crap,tricks freaks,fix mix,glock out knockout

total-16

ravenzord wins

GROUP E
JAYON VS JOOCHET

JAYON
punchlines -2  I'm a centipede these men move at women speed
Say hello red dot say good bye Nairaland Rap Battle
 and say hello Nairaland Forum
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 Protect me from my Friendz in d battle i can take care of my enemies
rhymes- 2 Dredie Cristy bedrock wedlock

TOTAL-6

JOOCHET
punchlines -1 my queen stands by my side
now u see how i kill my enemies like the game of chess
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'm having soldierz, night  and bishop
rhymes- 0

TOTAL-3

JAYON WINS

GROUP F
BOLAJIBAOK VS PASSWORDED

BOLAJIBAOK
punchlines -1  hold it  password this aint your windows network
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 am like an office, my excel words u can't microsoft
shooting mouth fireworks like december call me knockout bangers
rhymes-7 code locks,gridlock, ILL, EEL,miraculous,flomiraculous,STOUT SCOUT
DEALT, BET,urkle,uncle,periwinkle,eagle

TOTAL-11

PASSWORDED ABSENT

BOLAJIBAOK WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP F
BOLAJIBAOK VS LOUDSPEEKA

BOLAJIBAOK
punchlines -1 laylow loudspeeka,just like etteh/u can't escape eviction
delivery -1
metaphors-2 like eedris am jagajaga am simIlar to nigeria
am fly like sony  u can call me ericsson
one two liners-1   am busting your mouth like i bust on the mic
wordsplay-2 my punchlines are vicious,i come with unexpected uppercuts
like a prophet , your doom i predict like nastradamus predictions
rhymes- 3 feathers cheddar see,sea name pane
 shame shane

TOTAL-10

LOUDSPEEKA ABSENT

BOLAJIBAOK WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP D
TECKZILLA VS SHADOUGH

TECKZILLA
punchlines -3 even if you rolled with the empire-you still couldnt strike back
space for improvement,for you,u need a whole room
of the bootleg,locust infested,u lay fallow
delivery -1
metaphors-1 because he cudnt top the charts if he was number One
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 a true master,I schooled the pupils in ya eye sockets
u can't touch me like a leper rocking combats with deep side pockets
rhymes- 2 pasa,ajasa,sinister,better,whatever

TOTAL-9

SHADOUGH ABSENT

TECKZILLA WINS BY WALKOVER (no contest by shadough)

GROUP STANDINGS :

GROUP A
1ST RAVENZORD
2ND WORLDBEST
3RD EHIE007
4TH SNUGLE

GROUP B
1ST FLOWSHOW
2ND GANGAMIND
3RD AJADRAGE
4TH KRAZIE-D

GROUP C
1st DR HYDRO
2nd SHARN06
3rd YOUNG DIGI
4th NEDU4SHORT

GROUP D
1st TECKZILLA
2nd EMMYZWON
3rd MDSOCKS
4th SHADOUGH

GROUP E
1st JAYON
2nd DEJILEGS
3rd JOOCHET
4th DREDIE

GROUP F
1st BOLAJIBAOK
2nd SPOTTIE
3rd PASSWORDED
4th LOUDSPEEKA

this spottie is a spotless fool/
like sporty/ he full of uncountable spots /niggas mistake him for superted/
u expected a rap battle or a civil war right ?/
nigga i bring to your spottie face/ my lyrical weapons of mass destruction/
how could u battle me when you are a stark illiterate ?
with mad nigerian ,

THIS IS NO PUNCHLINE
LETS forget BOUT THE WORSE PART ON THE WHOLE VERSE

D REASON Y DAMSEL LEFT THESE BATTLE HIT 
because SHE MISTAKES You 4 A SUCKA WAY because You FULL OF SHIT

that is d S.I unit of metaphor

rap war is not bout quantity, is all bout quality.
mr jugde, is that what u r looking 4?

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