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SECOND ROUND RESULTS ARE OUT NOW. THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA
SHARN06 punchlines -1 godzilla, better stay in your cage because i'm bout ta wage war now on ya & u don't wan taste ma rage delivery -0 metaphors-0 one two liners-0 wordsplay-2 You take a piece I take the cake I'll shatter you to pieces, teck-zill-a, I pull ma stunts to burn Hey wrecked-gill-man,fish, u still got a lot-a learn! rhymes-7 CAGE,RAGE,RANGE,DERANGED,FAME SHAME,ONE DONE,FOOL COOL,FAME SHAME.ONE DONE
JUDGES COMMENT- GOOD RHYMES BUT LITTLE PUNCHLINES NEEDS IMPROVEMENT ON HARD CONTENTS AND WORDS THAT PUNCH
TOTAL -10
TECKZILLA punchlines -7 see the writing's on the wall,I just aim and shoot u couldnt kick game if your studying kung-fu just because u got tits and prolly a little ass doesnt mean u aint going to feel the sting of my blast sharn- o 6, she rhymes? no shit! her verse? all i see is a chicken throwing fits and a senTence wiThouT you ainT compleTe? lets hear you say that line above without using the T so drop the mic,u better off playing with a barbie doll and when peeps hear u battled the teck,they be like LOL since you hardcore like porn,might be the cat that would be eating ya concerning rap,you'r wanking, your the only one feeling yourself and to the other GURL,who said I aint posted nuffin all she gets is the middle, lets see you say something, , FutherMucka delivery -1 metaphors-0 one two liners-0 wordsplay-1 and a senTence wiThouT you ainT compleTe? lets hear you say that line above without using the T rhymes-2 COMPLETE,T,FAME,FRAME
TOTAL -11
TECKZILLA WINS
JUDGES COMMENT, WEAK CONTENT,WEAK VENOM,PUNCHLINES COULD BE BETTER
EMMYSWON VS FLOWSHOW
EMMYSWON punchlines - 1 Mr. Flowshow, u go too slow got me thinkin this is a no show delivery -0 metaphors-1 It's worse than hell, even Satan is on his knees one two liners-0 wordsplay-1 Ever heard of emmyzwon? I mean Emmy - haz - won rhymes-3 BLEED KNEES SEED BUNDLE PUZZLE TURN SUN
TOTAL-6 EMMYZWON-GOOD TRY BUT NEED A POWER FILLED CONTENT,USES RHYMES ONLY. NO PUNCHLINES ,METAS ETC
FLOWSHOW punchlines -6 djhills u said this emmyswon guy is a girl? right? homo or lesbo ? flowshows as violent as a military armoury, i exhume ya teeths with punchlines sicker than a practising dentistry emmyswon has won ,grammatical error, emmyzwon has just lost the emmy awards flowshowing unseen battle artistry,my wet dreams impregnates this bittch in real life scenarios emmy aint a nairaland patroit , even with a free nigerian anthem she couldnt sing the fcuking pledge going first against flowshow like mts first wireless, your rhymes will stand motionless like reltel wire-less emmyzwon embarked on a suicide mission , i send her out in exile like an european foreign mission delivery -2 metaphors- 2eff war bullets ,my flowshowing ballistic missiles hits emmyzwon at twice the velocity a true planetary body, flowshow is a star like venus in jupiter one two liners-0 wordsplay-3 flowshowing vernaculars, i capture emmy in my verbal binoculars flowshows coming vulgar like my mama's dialectical mother tongues my flowshows are diabolically fetish, like shina peters i battle with afro juju a bigtime terrorist like adolf hitler, i hit niggas lifeless like bret call me da hitman hart i forcefully squeeze out emmyswon heart and breath like bret tha hitman heart
rhymes-5 ARMOURY DENTISTRY,VELOCITY,diversities, viscousities,ACAPELLAS,MOZARELLAS VERNACULAR BINOCULAR,MTS 1ST W1RELESS RELTEL WIRELESS
TOTAL-16
FLOWSHOW WINS
JUDGES COMMENT-POWERFUL CONTENT,INTIMIDATING SPITTING.OK PUNCHLINES
YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND
GANJAMIND punchlines -1 when I'm done witcha u'll b mo sorry than akon so u gotta try harder dan bone thugs to stay on delivery -1 metaphors-3 lyrically devour em no mortal is defeatless burnin your lungs wit so much heat on your chest i blaize like d furnace got u meltin like cream young digi or young *** don't want to b messin wit my team i reign supreme aint gotta fcuk for tracks to gain recognition been blaizin in shitta before blaize made a definition one two liners-0 wordsplay-3 mi blood too strong i don't mean its thickness iller dan ill,lyrically mi a choke this young cat to death if lyrics be lyfe mi a get nuff to give d dead breath because this battle is mine by lyrical conquest I'm d war in d east the beast of the west rhymes-5 DEATH,BREATH, MOVIE ,GROUPIE,EAST BEAST WEST,CREAM TEAM RECOGNITION DEFINITION
JUDGES COMMENT-CONTENT NOT DESTRUCTIVE ENOUGH.WEAK PUNCHLINES
TOTAL-13
YOUNG DIGI punchlines -7 duke if u from nigeria yar'adua must be ashamed of u/ if nairaland server crashes everyone should be blaming u for such pathetic efforts your pops should be taming u/ ganjamind??, fire burn whoeva gave that name to u/ i'll rip this bitch faster than shonekan's reign as president and i should slap u and whoeva provide ya ganja/ i never seen so much guntalk by a cyber-gangsta/ stupid moron while u say u the beast from the west, i gotch your sis in a S class beast gettin wet/ even on tollfree numbers dude cudnt get through a hot line/ u a collector's item cus suckas like u are hard to find/ well i guess that is waht it takes to have a ganja mind/ wrap it up delivery -1 metaphors-1 before my super eagle leave 10 in your shirt like okocha one two liners-0 wordsplay-1 as u see me so, like 2face look me as your brother/ before my super eagle leave 10 in your shirt like okocha/ rhymes-6 BLAMING TAMING, KIDDIN THINKIN,PESTILENCE,PRESIDENT,GANJA ,GANGSTA WEST WET,TIME LINE
TOTAL -16
VERY CLOSE BATTLE BUT YOUNG DIGI WINS
JUDGES COMMENT : duke if u from nigeria yar'adua must be ashamed of u/ if nairaland server crashes everyone should be blaming u
FIRST TWO LINES OF THIS LOOKS LIKE A 106 N PARK REFINED JINS LINE TO ME, BUT BUT WITH THE NIGERIAN CREATIVITY IN IT HE STILL DESERVES THE POINT
ON THE OVERALL EXTREMELY GREAT WORK DONE ON RAP CONTENT, VERY STRONG CREATIVITY AND PUNCHLINE POWER
SPOTTIE VS JAYON
SPOTTIE
punchlines -9 I NO B HEN BUT AMA TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHICK You ARE NOT CONSIDERED HUMAN You IS AN ANT- JAYON D TYPE OF WEAPON I USE ON You PEST IS A BAYGON SHE B LIKE 'I never KNEW MY BOYFRIEND WAS AS WACK AS IDRIS ABDULKAREEM TRYING 2 RAP BATTLE little WAYNE' I AINT CHAMILLIONAIRE BUT LIKE WASTE TRUCK DRIVERS CATCH ME RYDIN DIRTY IF You WAS THAT COMPTON- X-GUNIT RAPPER I THROW SALIVA ON You AND TELL UR SHORTIE THAT I SPIT GAME I KIDNAP You & GIVE YOUR FAMILY 30MINS 2 PAY D RANSOME LIKE DR KUTI DUDES THAT I AV BATTLED CALL ME CURIOUSITY because I KILL You CAT LOOK You NO GET TEETH BUT NA You WAN BACKBITE? I BRING DARKNESS 2 YOUR HOOD ALL TIME SO I WONDA HOW You want to MAKE HAY WHERE THERE IS NO SUNSHINE delivery -1 metaphors-1 I NO DEY FEAR FACE, NA You I DEY LOOK You DEY FEEL PAIN 4 BODY because MY EYE DEY CHOOK one two liners-0 wordsplay-1 I KIDNAP You & GIVE YOUR FAMILY 30MINS 2 PAY D RANSOME LIKE DR KUTI rhymes-7 JAYON BAYGON,MEEK CHICK,LOOK CHOOK,INSANE,little WAYNE FLIRTY DIRTY,SCREAM,KAREEM DUTY,KUTI
TOTAL-19
JUDGES COMMENT-BEST OVERALL PUNCHLINES SO FAR, ALMOST EACH LINE WAS A PUNCH NEEDS TO WORK ON DELIVERY AND RAP STRUCTURE.PUNCHLINES ARE VERY VERY GOOD
JAYON punchlines -3 Disconnect a boy like a damn change number Uhhh, hang up and try again I kill ya, wake ya up, and make you die again Bang! Die bitch nigga die I hope you bleed a lake I'ma play x-ray, helpin' y'all see the fake DJ HILLS(SPOTTIE) delivery -2 metaphors- 1 They got a whole lot to say but I don't listen Call me automatic Jayon bitch I keep spittin', pow one two liners-0 wordsplay-1 I'm just tryin' to be the great, tryin' to get a piece of cake Take it offa your plate, eat it right in your face
rhymes-4 respect it,disrespectin'Spottie,dredie ,GROUP E,GREAT,CAKE ,FACE
JUDGES COMMENT-CONTENT AND BATTLE HUNGER LACKING. BUT HAS GREAT PRESENTATION BUT WEAK PUNCHLINE POWER.NEEDS TO WORK HARDER
TOTAL-11
SPOTTIE WINS
DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO
DEJILEGS punchlines 8-so she asked - gene-gene, are u in-in?, because' i feel no thing-thing so all u got is balls-balls with not real tin men, i feel your pain-pain but i aint no T-pain so she asked - gene-gene, are u in-in?, because' i feel no thing-thing so all u got is balls-balls with not real tin men, i feel your pain-pain but i aint no T-pain now i can't even find u, ooh God i evaporated u now what am i going to tell d judge! Edioso, heard u ar d mafioso i jus got hydro hydrolysied, d analysis is stil electrolysis yea hydrogen- its jus an element wit no taste, no smell, no colour. he's a gas n d lightest substance known so thats who i was to battle with? oh shit, - he surely was a misfit, wonder ow he got his feet into this fleet so so Edioso, i actually asked him about 'ayo' only he didn't know, that, its a game n its a name, its my name and its my game, its called the RAP GAME delivery -2 metaphors-0 one two liners-0 wordsplay-1 its a game n its a name, its my name and its my game, its called the RAP GAME rhymes-10 TIN TIN,THIN THIN,FIN FIN,T-PAIN,PAIN TRAIN,HOME ROME, COLISEUM ,MUSEUM HYDROLYTE ELCTROLYTE,LIGHT,MC LYTE,RIGHT,SHIT ,MISFEET, FEET FLEET
JUDGES COMMENT-BEST RHYMES AND DELIVERY,BATTLE VERSE TOLD A STORY WITH GOOD CONTENTS
TOTAL-20
DR HYDRO
punchlines -4 I'm throwing out the wicked like God did the devil, i just can't find your legz again my dogs so hungry!!! 2day they feed on your leg you brag about your leg i see you!! trekking everyday you beta just mellow, i see you laying low like a donkey hydrolyte my ass,Ooh, boy, your breath is SO harsh, cover your mouth up like you've got SA RS." if they found you dead please judge push the blame on me i am guilty for the crime, i need some poetic justice you got infected with a virus, know i am so dangerous so you beta stay dead, we don,t need you any more delivery -1 metaphors-1 I'm sweet like licorice, dangerous like syphilis." "Me without a Mic is like a beat without a snare, one two liners-0 wordsplay-0 rhymes-3 MASTER POSTER,MELLOW DONKEY,PASTOR DOCTOR
TOTAL-9
JUDGES COMMENT CONTENT NOT STRONG, LACKED STRONG PUNCHLINES UNLIKE A RAP BATTLE MORE LIKE A REPORT.NEEDS MORE WORK
DEJILEGS WINS
JOO CHET VS PASSWORDED
JOO CHET
punchlines -1 derelicts who bring beef, I know heavy-weights who fix teeth you are that toothless dog who is still learning to rhyme delivery - metaphors- one two liners-0 wordsplay-0 rhymes-3 DICTIONARY CAUTIONARY, HATE ,IT, IT ,TEETH
TOTAL-4
JUDGES COMMENT- VERY POOR CONTENT,MORE LIKE A TALK NOT A BATTLE. NO BATTLE PUNCHES THROWN, WEAK VERSE TO BE CONSIDERED A GOOD BATTLE
PASSWORDED punchlines -8 punches hit your temple hard nigga your so doomed. rap was ma jones when u were still a sperm swimming towards an ovum barely read your diss verse with d fake hatin and all of course your rhymes are like shot clocks they're associated with balls d only time I'm really crushed on is when your chic sees me I'm safer than your chic even after u have sex with her u shoot blanks, her pregnancy was from the maths lecturer your flows just don't go like texts msgs on christmas day burial is like lego to you, kid, u should make arrangements, eatin' all these wack emcees is really startin to make my tummy run delivery -2 metaphors-2 crush me that is fantasy like what pixies be whoop u red from blue i'm acidic in a litmus way one two liners-1 me battling u?, nah I'm literally bullying u, stay off rap, you're empty, who are those fooling u? i drop punchlines, like i spit newspaper statements, wordsplay-1 i be (bee) dope, rap is where i get ma honey from rhymes-4 TRANSFORMING GROUNDSTORMING,REPRESSION ,DEPRESSION ,MAY ,DAY,STATEMENT ARRANGEMENT
TOTAL -18
PASSWORDED WINS
JUDGES COMMENT- VERY STRONG CONTENT ,GREAT METAPHORS,PUNCHLINES VERY OK ,HIGHLY COMMENDABLE WHATEVER U SAY CAN AND WOULD BE USED AGAINST YOU kind of BATTLE STYLE. ON THE OVERALL VERY BRILLANT.PASSWORDED
worldbest vs bolajibaok
bolajibaok punchlines- 3 see this insect /worldbest you is a dead bug /like 2pac without his bullet proof vest/ you is a doll-lard like barbie i smack n fcuk your dull ass like smack dvds/ even if i was an interest rate /you is like a lost profit/ no venture no gains/ like cinder the killer instinct combo breaker i break turn tables on ya delapitated forehead worldbest u want to offer me bribes, puff puff is a snack i don't eat,call in da efcc delivery -2 metaphors-2 am like da guiness world records/ my new battle record is set to be the best/ worldbest will fall from the best to the worst \ like a two seconds test like the west coast rapper game/ my rap game is a natural disaster/ much bigger than an earthquake /just like katrina my game is simply hurricane/ like puffy combs ,my hair is combed up like a kombi bus am ruder than an eko bus conductor i am an undisputed boxing champion /my uppercuts cuts up to bring your expected downfall one two liners-0 wordsplay-13 my style is dipset/ like camron/i am deeply upset/worldbest is evicted/ nigga get set/ like modenine i swallow the entire 'world empire' like an omo ibo's garri modo like an islamic sect,i am like zamfara i come at u like da wicked sharia sect/ am like an electric current,my currency bring so much electric nepa rates/ my short change u simply cannot exchange/mic check one -two /nigga check the changes/ a true rap wrestler/ like bam-bam u can call me big and low/ my rap style is delicious like big-lo i am bigger than bam-bam bigelow/ a true nintendo game player, like da hurricane game, my pad plays the best rap game/ like a cat i destroy this female rat' like trina u can call me da conceited catrina / like spottie i am a rap general ,i turn tables with skills like a dj breakin dining tables i take turns nigga/ u will think i was tina turner, i am simply the best am a true player nigga ,my wordsplay swallows you like metaphorical hits/ dinocrisis like a dinosaur/ u can nickname me a play-eater (playerhitter)(playahater)/ fierce battler like tony da tiger/ i spit venoms iller than sagat with tiger uppercuts worldbest i am a racist rap tactician like westerhof, i am a black witchdoctor/ my advice to u are technical, like teckzilla am similar to a technical adviser at worldbest i am like a scarecrow/i crow loud at him like a croaking cockerel/ with my little cock,i don't have to fcuk your hermaphrodiac ass too hard like a pleasant peacock my last exit lines are always so colorful and proud/ with simple wordsplays i evict worldbest like a grandmaster move from an unexpected scrabble premium
rhymes-9 DIPSET UPSET,WORLDBEST,GET SET.NINE MODES MODULE,MODENINE,DOLL,DULL,DULLARD,BEST TEST SERVING,SEVEN BIG AND LOW,BIGELOW,
TOTAL-29
JUDGES COMMENT-THE LONGEST AND BEST WORDSPLAY SO FAR, STRUCTURE, CONTENT, DELIVERY VERY GOOD BUT NEEDS TO IMPROVE ON PUNCHLINES
worldbest
punchlines -14 This is the nairaland award 4 d best G~A~Y rappper Bolaji son of the lunatic lord of fuji i thought u had the lyric enhancement dint know this punkass was seekin for d*ick enlargement I'm way 2 advance for ya local league if i come down to your level,nigga i'l make ya bleed ma ish so ill,can make you thinner than tyra banks mi style so gangster can smoke you out like i was lloyd banks They call me the radioactive man cus i give free cancer tell me where u want em,i'll send it quicker than an alien laser This kid so dull told him he was a wacknigger cus he lack rap VITAMIN thot his cure was a drug men he bought ASTYMIN u a joke,semifinal?Doug u just a dreamer,Like naija vision 20~20 without action i clamp your wings wit ma lyrical clips roast u wit d flames from ma glock nd sell ya out like you was chicken and chips Hommies hav u heard?Fifty said he the nu money cus he came out with nu class, bj says his the greatest homo cus he came out wit double dic*ks worldbest the punchline warhead,i trained the ghost rider fcuk wit me ma main man,i'l tear you like a gaint spider see ya won spottie wit quantity I'l make your bone naked wit my lyrical quality Am an allie of darkness,an enemy of your sickness ma next mission is to eliminate BJ king of wackness Retarded thug!Have brought war to your door step,like i was heculis of troy i can hear your mama cryin please don't hurt my boy Blow job(B.J) bumpin beta start runnin smash your dreams faggot son of a high class hallot thot she had a son,never nu she produced an Alien creepy-crawlie Gaylord,Gaydog,bout time u went straight even if i gave u beyouncè u wuldnt know how to mate The host of d tourney,the toast of all gays i'l beat ya to stupor like today was End of the Days Now 4 d FINISHING ma words are more than Noob Saibot's brutality, think am a walkover,sorry doug,its ma takeover Stop consoling yourself cus all ya hear is !!!GAMEOVER!!!
delivery -2 metaphors-4 havent heard,i made your chick horny like i was in the breast of her chest one two liners-worldbest® d best of the best I drop death bars,i reck them weak emcees Spit sexy flows,shorties listen with their hands in their G-Strings You are already a condemned Nairalander, lyrical medical analysis proved u've bin over dissed Thats why ya complained that your dic*k can piss
wordsplay-2 WARNING!!! Nigga am here to kill Am iller than da HIV virus Just a word of please i can cure your LYRICAL minus skills-z-zzzz doug u aint up to me ya girl is a weenie,i got her tit flinged when i was done wit her she was stil yelling drift king rhymes-10 FUJI,JUMANJI.LEAGUE BLEED,TYRA BANKS ,LLOYD BANKS.VITAMIN,ASTYMIN.ACTION FUSION RIDER SPIDER,DOLLAR FATHER,SOLDIER,KNIFE DIVE,CASTRATED,TERMINATED.TROY BOY GAMALIN 20 FEMI KUTI,VAMPIRE THURAYA,THICKER ZIPPER
TOTAL 32
JUDGES COMMENT -UNBELIEVABLE PUNCHLINES AND RHYMING DELIVERIES.100% PUNCHLINE CERTIFIED. THUMBS UP.EACH LINE WAS MORE LIKE MIKE TYSONS UPPERCUT, MOST BRILLIANT PUNCHLINER SO FAR NOW AM REST ASSURED YOU ARE THE PUNCHLINE WARHEAD, WORLDBEST KEEP THE PUNCHLINES BLAZING HOT AM VERY VERY IMPRESSED BEYOND EXPECTED REASONABLE DOUBTS VERY FIERCE BATTLE.THE BEST BATTLE SO FAR BUT WORLDBEST WINS IT
WORLDBEST WINS
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