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tayotina (f)
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Calabarman, who is/was Okafor?
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Chxta (m)
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Okafor's law states that a properly shined congo can always be shined again and again, I beg no ask me wetin be congo?
Na true that law talk!
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hot-angel (f)
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Calabarman.. this na real wa!! 
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sage (m)
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Calabar man has done it again!  (should i say said it again) up u man 
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legry (m)
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@Tayo "Okafor'' is The professor that wrote the theory on congo shining and the law of return on congo shining in other words Professor Okafor is the only scientist that has writing and proved the theory of the law of diminishing retrurn on Congo Shining. Hope the explanation is okay with you
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hot-angel (f)
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perfectly okay. but congo??
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jogego (m)
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Congo??? That one too heavy for my mouth oh!!! THis place is not X-rated oh!!!
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jogego (m)
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catch da drift now?
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hot-angel (f)
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uhmm kind of.
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Chxta (m)
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Finally, she gets it!
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hot-angel (f)
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No..i don't get it. I kind of get it, but i don't get it.
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jogego (m)
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someone please help hotangel
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hot-angel (f)
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yeah.. i need help.
Also want to ask if y'all notice that, IAH and Allenpowered are no more functioning here. I hope they are okay?
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dablessed (f)
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Congo?? shined?? Properly or not?? Shined again and again? Na wa o!
Gurlz!!!! You see our life??? See how the elders are making a mockery of ladies ehn?
When we talk am say keep yaself chaste una no go listen.
I honestly feel embarrased as a lady, reading these posts.
Ladies! Keep yaself! It pays.
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jogego (m)
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Haba, na ordinary congo na I'm you dey halla so much??  If them come add shaki put on top, wetin go happen? You for tear ground? Hen sister? Abeg carry on with your crusade jare. I love when someone is fighting a list battle and refuses to give up. It shows character so gbo. Chaste ko, chastity ni
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jogego (m)
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No mind them jare......  make man pikin just dey watch them drama
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buddy (m)
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Calabarman, all the best in your quest, shine on! Congo?? shined?? Properly or not?? Shined again and again? Na wa o!
Gurlz!!!! You see our life??? See how the elders are making a mockery of ladies ehn?
When we talk am say keep yaself chaste una no go listen.
I honestly feel embarrased as a lady, reading these posts.
Ladies! Keep yaself! It pays.
its nice to preach this, in fact it is the truth but it will take you taking this crusade beyond here o to change babes that will always obey Okafors Law!
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CalabarMan (m)
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Yesterday evening was interesting, I hooked up with my ex at 8pm and we went to the staff club, they had a DJ dishing out good vibes. Suya, bole and pepper soup were also on sale. The atmosphere was cool and very romantic. We found a quiet and secluded corner and got talking about old times. It was an evening of true confession, I had always had a suspicion during the last days of our relationship, that she was seeing someone else so I asked her and she replied YES she had a boyfriend in school then whom she was practically staying with. The guy was also a student. She actually moved out of the apartment I gave her money to pay for and was living with the guy. Fun enough I wasn't upset; I was really amused and laughed. She also asked me if the calabar babe she met in my house once (she still remembered the babes name) was my babe. I said yes, and that infact the babe was her replacement.
I had actually met the calabar babe at a colleagues wedding where I was the Best Man (My friends back then used to call me professional best man since I had done quite a few), the calabar babe was the Chief Bridesmaid, her sister was the one wedding. During the wedding we didn't say much to each other apart from stealing occasional glances. Months later I ran into her in our office complex, we got talking, unfortunately I was due to travel out of the country on an assignment so I gave her my address in town and told her to check me up sometime. Months later after I had returned I heard a knock on my door one evening, she had just come from school then UNIUYO, and came straight to my apartment instead of the sisters place. I wasn't expecting her but nothing spoil so I took her to the guest room. She settled in prepared a nice dinner, she actually came with some soup ingredients and prepared lovely Afang soup (Calabar Delicacy), after the meal we took our bath settled in the parlor and went through pictures in my albums, she was wearing a shirt with the two top buttons open and lying down on the couch, so I could occasionally catch glimpses of her lovely bust and nipples. Later on we retired for the night she went off to the guest room and I, to my room, this was not before I told her she could come and sleep with me if she was scared of being alone. She didn't show up. The next morning I came out of the bathroom to see her in my bed, I was surprised so I asked her what happened she said she heard a knocking sound on her window and ran to my room, apparently my neighbor’s kids thought my junior ones were around and came chatting. I sat on the bed put my hands around her and told her, I had her covered and protected, nothing to fear and then proceeded to kiss and smooch her, slipping my hands into her night shorts and making her wet. I was almost late for work so I had to stop, dress up and left for work. She spent 1 week in my house before reporting at the sisters place, It was during this time that my babe came and saw the calabar babe's things in the guest room, I told her we were just friends and that the people she came to visit were coming back in a few days.
Anyway back to the main gist, confession night abi, we gisted a lot, gave me updates on all her friends I knew back then. I told her there was one particular one that I think really liked me, she laughed and said the babe used to have a crush for me. I asked her why didn't she tell me, haba how could I have wasted such an opportunity, her response was "You dey craze", I asked for the friends number so that I could say hi, she refused said if she sees me near the babe she would cut off my ........, to cut a long story short it was a lovely night.
So what did you guys do last night.
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jogego (m)
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Professional politician come diplomat.... we dey wait one story, you take calabar babe story shock awa mouth. Abeg nack us main jist jare. But those calabar babes fit kill person oh!!! shege
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madlawyer1 (m)
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Funny y'all should mention Calabar babes. I had one once, and she was something else. She took me to the heights of passion and the depths of despair. Our affair was on and off for about 5 years, then we had another quarrell, and the next time I saw her she was engaged to some other guy. They got married last year, but I'll never forget her.
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Pinky (f)
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CalabarMan, i am becoming impatient, please finish the gist about the rest of the ...... going baq to the topic, my recent Ex- wears the crown of an unforgettable one. as much as i think i loathe his guts & could shoot him on sight now, {no be love dey shack me o! i realised later, i wasnt in love with him, i was not able to cross the likeness line} i can't seem to forget nice times we had. of all the Ex[es], he is distinct. i wont forget how: he grabs me from behind & sends shivers down my spine each time, he does crazy things to me in public while am driving, the feel of those lips on mine...GOSH, he strokes my hair after scolding me, & i definitely wont forget his nice body & how much he tempted me into having sex.. i wont forget those private times we shared hmnn (i know some of u will think nothing is private apart frm Sex but ow wrong u can be, we never had it) i just hope he never comes across this board, so he doesnt read all this & get a wrong impression thinking after all my shakara...i still care, because i don't anymore.. he's just an ex i can't forget
if a new dude can do all this, i bet he will win my heart..but then every guy's got his own techniques that makes him different frm others..if u don't do it like i want, i would simply teach u
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pintos (m)
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See every difficulty or sour relationship as a challenge, a stepping stone for more love and abundant happiness and never be defeated by anything or anyone......... That is the dawn of change.
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twinkledew (f)
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funny topic. this is me first time reading this tthread.good to hear everyones view and their experiences. i still don't get the congo thingy. why would u burn or cut ur ex pics into Pieces, why don't u return it back to them. what about presents u've received from ur ex what do u do with them? Dabl..... is right. guys treat gurls like shits. i think its wrong to show ur ex pic(s). that is why i hate giving or showing people me pic(s). if i were the gurl i will kill ya and cut u into pieces.
what is If them come add shaki put on top, wetin go happen? Jog.....
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Rhodalyn (f)
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well yes but then i guess that ws only jst because he ws ma 1st love
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Idekeson (m)
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No, because my girl gave me amnesia the moment she worked into my life.
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alj (m)
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the first girl i dated after i moved to the UK will alway stay in my thoughts , i had never seen anyone with such unusual coloring. we were only together for 9mth but she helped me settle here and i will always remember her kindness to a little lost Nigerian boy.  i think the saddest thing is that she never knew how much she meant to me  . p.s i too keep picture of my ex's perhaps you are right its not to healthy is it?
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Efani (m)
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@ alj lol u weirdo
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alj (m)
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@ alj lol u weirdo
i know 
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