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theboy0808 (m)
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This is a game in which you type in anything real or imagined that can end with "Don't Blame Me"
I'll start.
It's only natural,
I threw a lit match into a can containing petrol
And then it exploded!
Don't Blame Me!
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Islander (f)
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Your poodle came rushing at the gate barking so I shot him in the head, Don't blame me
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diva_naija
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I've gotta call d men in black  Now you two r arrested for disturbing the peace by shotting a poodle n creating mayhem wit fire. . but hey. . Don't blame me  |
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finekid (m)
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I'm yet to grasp what this don't blame me thingy is all about, so don't blame me!
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hollandis
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Your wife came visiting over the weekend and something happened don't BLAME ME
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na wa (m)
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i discovered she was pregnant after that visitation, so i shot her dead. please don't blame me!
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somze (m)
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i dumped diva_naija and went out with her sista because she was hotter don't blame me
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diva_naija
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I'm callin the Cops and the Area boyz shape shape! The cops to deal n put behind bars witout food or drink a cold blooded yawo (wife) murderer And the Oshodi Area boyz to beat Somze,Black,Blue n Yellow for daring ta go out wit ma hot sis So DON'T BLAME ME. |
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hollandis
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i discovered she was pregnant after that visitation, so i shot her dead. please don't blame me!
just a night stand is not enough to get her pregnant,I am goin to call the cops, don't blame me |
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na wa (m)
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one night stands is enough to unload your truck load of spermatozoon to get her pregnant. i reserved a bullet for you too. so don't blame me
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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u are sooooo naughty for saying all that. . and I'm gon' smack ur head. . don't blame me |
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diva_naija
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Am gon giv u a Hammer or pistol to accomplish your action jare They put a married woman in d family way , they shot her . . .Haba!!!!!!!!!!! . . . Hey Don't blame me |
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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ooooh!!!! yeah!!!! u go gurllfrnd  . . we gon' accomplish da mission 2geda. . hey fellas dnt blame moi |
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hollandis
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there is going to be a boomerang effect on you so don't blame moi
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diva_naija
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A boomerang returns only to the thrower. . . n u jus threw one So now you're on da floor whining n holding yr head in pain. . . But hey, I didn’t throw no boomerang so Don’t blame me |
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Amigoz (f)
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fun is my middle name . . . . so don't blame me!
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Islander (f)
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I hate losers and low-lives, don't get along with mediocre performers, hey, don't blame me  |
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st-kris (m)
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blame is something the average human being constantly wants to shy away from.
i tried to be philosophical heey ''' don't BLAME ME!
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hollandis
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the next time a man in black stops me and spray me, all in the name of interrogation,all hell will let loose .so don't bame me
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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werrin u wan do, na today?? them go beat u ehn. . . abegi dnt blame moi |
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hollandis
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beat moi?of course i aint going to lay my hands on them,but i will be exceptionally rude (with a capital R) and Stubborn to them,so much that they are goin to feel like hittin me but guess waht honey?
they aint going to do shit.So don't blame me o
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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well never forget. . shit apuns. . to peeps like ya  i've given u moi piece. . sooo dnt blame moi! |
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mrpataki (m)
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I eat six times in a day. . . . . . . . don't blame me |
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theboy0808 (m)
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It's only natural
I was driving a bus and slept off on the steering wheel
Then the bus went straight into the water
DON'T BLAME ME
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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i'll say u'r a careless driver. . u gat 2be very careful else. . u'll die untimely. . dnt blame moi |
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brownsilk (f)
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imagine the stupid guy said he mistakenly touched my boobs, so i hit his head with a bottle and he died, well don't blame me |
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SylviaCozy (f)
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I told my grandad (who is is a JUJU-MAJOR) about your gist and he revived the guy you killed. please watch your backDON'T BLAME ME it was just gist  |
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brownsilk (f)
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and when u are asleep u will see me kill ur grand dad and yourself, if u wake up and see marks over ur body, don't blame me (u caused it)
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lanko
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mess you all.  don't blame me. |
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moondust (m)
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Fcuk you to lanko, and d rest of u guys 4 all ur lame gory stories, but don't blame me!
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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moonie, I'm gon spank u for saying that. . . don't blame moi |
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