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makavele (m)
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Would really want to post some'tn here too.
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Crude
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Hey! Is somthn poppin or coppin up in here?  |
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Crude
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@ Alexpissu & Makavele
(CRUDE)
I'm so sorry dawgz i never knew it aint good, OMG! please forgive me, (Sobbing) please
don't count on it, I'm so sorry, (Imitating a man in tears) it's really a f-ucked up for real and i done f-uck up heavy, please 4give me dawgs, i'm so sorry, i have to do this to u, u know i'm so scared, fa' sho i'm scared
(One of my Dawgs)
Why're u scared Boss? It's unbelievable u're scared of these already dead murtherfukers
(CRUDE)
Whaaaaaaaat?? Eat one bullet for that s-hit u just said, (Click, Pow) (Sobbing)Well, all i'm scared of is what i'll do to them, Murtherfukers watch ur back always, U're late because i'm behind ur back with my A.K loaded and about to tear ur back up, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Rapsody (m)
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Check:
Once in a while/i take a breather frm ma hustle/
yall kno d rap prophet got a thang/4 d gospel/
i take time out/break ma spiritual rhythm/
to connect wt d streetz/let ma peeps kno I'm wt em/
Instead of blessing d dead/ma message is sent/
2 every consistent rapper/who bn blessing this thread/
frm Tianshie 2 Menike/yall never relent/
Shaz, i got u/hope they aint stressin ya head/
a lotta nu headz be comin up/trying to kick knowledge/
i respect that if its def rap/when u spit science/
we all in d game/trying to elevate d art/
hip hop is your expression/kip it str8 frm d hrt/
i got love 4 Hybrid-X,'Smith & Makavele/not 4gettin Chiogo,Flow,Malthuss/kip rockin steady/
what up, Paddy Lo?/Dblock?, Eldee & Po deep/
we supposed 2 be fam?/NL Emceez,ya kno we dnt quit/
I'm a legendary figure/wt a legendary crew/
Soul-Flame is d Posse/NL Emceez is d TRUTH!/
i'D rather send a shout-out 2 yall/than make a call-out/
instead of starting a war/lets ball till we fall-out/
bt if yall want to battle,that is cool/we all different/
i'D rather drop science that is strong/and mo infinite/
can't forget Raven and Maverik/4 blessing em threads/we aint making history/nah! we make d future instead/Nuff said!
ILL Thoughts Of A SIK POET
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Shaz (f)
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Thanks for the shout, Rhaps. Keep keepin it real
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Alexpissu (m)
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Menike, is about time we let Tianshit kiss the game(Freestyle Rap) goodbye but someone has to do the murder so watch me ink it.
Tianshit 16's prewritten on counterfiet CHEQUE we can count on him losing
If u would ever MATCH me enchance your lips with BOX stop Flossing
This dude Lost for Words he got his tongue stapled to dictionary
My lyrics rip minds n lines explodes Alex is a 1 man army
Nairaland knows this punk is outdated like cowries
His skills are blunt i will torment him like Jeepers Creepers lorries
Even if i fill your brain with acid battries u still couldn't charge me
Am worst than an architect's Tianshit don't try me
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makavele (m)
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who says the dead can't rap, then watch makavele spit on tianshit,
the zombie's method . . . .
youz a stupid nigga, don't use direct punches, use flowlines
mine's deeper than this niggaz mind, longer than 8-Miles.
got no time for the living shitz, i'll better stay dead
seeing this niggaz starve to death like he aint got bread
shitz like tianshit, can't comprehend me, like am some rocket science
whenever i drop punchlines, he seeks a dictionary to elevate his brilliance
brought up at the feet of Gamaliel, u still constitute a "rap nuisance"
so i'ma diss you once and for all, thats just my preference
ho! ho! step back, my AK's toting, got no time for slanging
i pour this shit like semen on you like that gurl i'D be fcuking
all netcees xcept tianshit know i am da revolution
motherfcuka, u're trapped in ma' guillotine, get ready for execution
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FLOWSHOW
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hey why yall want to murda tiashe, niggas got lotta enemies like broke,, but hell yeah i know he spit flames. so tianshe step to em all.
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dblock (m)
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Nikkur I'm down with that G thanggot ma rags swaggin bitchoos watch ma feet strutt
beat riding , track bumpin tehh hoes know the crip hop
inches be succulent, gurls loving it, they know so they suckin it
stand out, glitter like I'm ice now, nikkurs copyin like tracks when they dubbin it
dblock messiah, remember the name, competiton inexisitent nikkurs i run the game
fiery like obama, ma chocolate gettin numbers like I'm blak obama and runnin
gurls wantin this, hard to get in touch with me.got hundreds callin me honey
nikkur I aint wanted but my shits happenin, its metaphoricaly arson
droppin occasional bars lyrically classed symbolically acid
nikkur u think u a player like me nahh nikkur u aint u just flaccid
Crazy az fool, runnin on me hatin, but u aint got nuthin on a g
fags is shit, shit nikkurs drop shit, be shit, nikkur ur on a shittin spree
fast as a vaccuum spittin up shit it aint sposed to
so drop what u may, but I got a rule for u aint inertia, I comebak to put a plug in it
read between the lines nikkur, pimp slap a fool like the bitchoos when they doggin me
so I'm out now respect the game, call the shots, so bros its lights out
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FLOWSHOW
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@dblock
what is all this?. so wack
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menike (m)
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Grant class wit jump shots I remake one classic
My lines hit niggas to react hard like a jordan classic
Cheddar in mind dominate ya soul with this lyrical divine
I'll motivate ya soul to wish death as the only source of pine
Kidnapp a nigga n' make em feel like a kid
I'm a mayor on this thread, this othas rappin' like kids
Push ya skinny self to the grill n' make u feel like a barbecue
My resume speaks death to you, thats y I have u on top of my death queue
Leave u like a crack addict n' drain you wit a pipe
Dish u out in seconds n' serve u for dinna like I was high
And if motive was one thing in my mind
I'll serve u right, kill u lyrically even if it was for a penny or a dime
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dblock (m)
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@ Flowshow, you couldn't tell your brain apart from ur genitals if your life depended on it.
I thought i alredi, skuled, your ass, or do i got to do it again?
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FLOWSHOW
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@dblock
hey hold it little baby rapper.never battled you punk, remember this is flowshow not mallthuis, you want to battle me? set it up and i will gladly lace ur funeral
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tianshie (m)
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@womankavele
I see tha new gurl wants a welcomin party
I came wit bulldogs and a meat cleaver meet me at tha abattoir shorty
boxin in tha wrong division is why ur punchlines aint reach me
I’m heavyweight B can’t knock ma hustle knockout this pigmy
you screamin ‘pimp me’ wit them nursery rhymes
reload ur drivers while I load and make this retard do a spin like dimes
you must mistake this for tha short story section
‘living shitz . . . feet of gamaliel’ funny what some folks would do for attention
Humble yourself fool you’re new around here. I been legend
Keep tha chicken brawls to alexpissuses, I’m way rugged
Learn tha meanin of words, revolution aint a title
And it’s spit shit not pour shit mein! u aint worth tha candle
You compared to me is tally to calculus. Ridiculous
How a mortal gon rub shoulders up at Olympus?
You got ambition but match it wit talent
come again on this fool’s hunt and I’ll match it wit silence.
Fcuk all tha haterz!
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makavele (m)
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@tianshit
don't you know MAKAVELE? whoever battles with me only want to end up like B.I.G and i guess your momma wouldn't want that, iite? |
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FLOWSHOW
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@womankavele
Keep tha chicken brawls to alexpissuses, I’m way rugged
Fcuk all tha haterz!
hhahahaha , lol |
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nosa101 (m)
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I haven’t done this in like three years. But I was doodling in class and I kept think up funny lines so I figured I’d write them down. between…I couldn’t get the ROC boys beat out of my head so that’s kind of like a template. Here goes I’m in the building tonight Oh what a feeling, I’m feeling nice You aint even gotta bring your boyfriend out We could turn the lights off and play “who’s in your mouth?” Spit game, I’m filthy Need shower? Bruh I’m grimey Slimey? Flubber like, I’m ashy crack elbows,dry skin see me Need mana? Eat rappers No silverware, lack manners 2 girls 1 cup sick dirty like Kirk Hirnrich Plague sick, yersinia pestis lyrical assault charge? don't press this Like Kim Jong-iL, not humane in your girl's face, guess who came? I'm retarded bruh, staright insane Rap detox, y'all cranked that cocaine yea boyyeee!!! I'm in the building tonight Ooh, I'm flav feeling nice love rap like chinaman love rice Mana - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManaYersinia Pestis -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yersinia_pestis |
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menike (m)
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I haven’t done this in like three years. But I was doodling in class and I kept think up funny lines so I figured I’d write them down. between…I couldn’t get the ROC boys beat out of my head so that’s kind of like a template. Here goes I’m in the building tonight Oh what a feeling, I’m feeling nice You aint even gotta bring your boyfriend out We could turn the lights off and play “who’s in your mouth?” Spit game, I’m filthy Need shower? Bruh I’m grimey Slimey? Flubber like, I’m ashy crack elbows,dry skin see me Need mana? Eat rappers No silverware, lack manners 2 girls 1 cup sick dirty like Kirk Hirnrich Plague sick, yersinia pestis lyrical assault charge? don't press this Like Kim Jong-iL, not humane in your girl's face, guess who came? I'm retarded bruh, staright insane Rap detox, y'all cranked that cocaine yea boyyeee!!! I'm in the building tonight Ooh, I'm flav feeling nice love rap like chinaman love rice Mana - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManaYersinia Pestis -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yersinia_pestis dawg- liked ya courage but u gotta knw this This is a Rap *Freestyle * thread n' no a pre school rap thread So u gotta upgrade ya rap pattern n' style |
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nosa101 (m)
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classy, I like eat fillet mignon
fishy, smells like cooch that turns men on
oh, that's meat, i got that wrong
oh well i can get my beef on
no beat for me to masturbate on
beat it, watch me ejaculate c.u.m
my money got stretch marks, need cocoa butter
i lie but i'm on some shi.t that is so gutter
new LL but still the same old lover
kill it like a rolling stones cover
i peep my pupils, not the eyeball flesh
new here and these lines so fresh
out of water, u get my drift?
flotsam and jetsam, yea i'm pushing it
got that nes flow, i duck hunt this shi.t
be real bruh,i know you feel this shi.t
not much effort but these lines are it
tag, i told you i was on some other shi.t
******
In the first two lines the fishy thing refers to the "fillet" in "fillet mignon" like fish fillet, get it?
******
Flotsam and Jetsam are a rock band and their fifth album is called drift
******
Duck Hunt is an NES game
******
and the last two lines refer to the game of tag (american form of "catcher")
when you get caught the kids say, "tag, you are it"
******
and the rolling stones were an initially a cover band
******
That should be about it
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Shaz (f)
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Glad to have another vocab constable on Nl, Nosa. . Sorry i've not been able to drop feed for your verse, i've been busy. . But i'll do it before the end of the week, iite? ;-)
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HYBRID-X (m)
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YOUR BOY’S COOKING UP THE DOPPEST BATTLE TOURNEY EVER "THE GOOD . . THE BAD . . AND THE ILLEST". . . .U’ALL NET-CEES BETTER START LACING UP ‘EM BARS.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT . . . . . . . . COMING OUT SOON TO A THREAD NEXT TO YOU,
-HYBRID-X
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Alexpissu (m)
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Am so dreaded that Hell aint got no space 4 me
Aint here 2 illuminate metaphors Alex in 4 violence routine
This mental disease cats personifying Nas on the internet
Their essence is weak Hip-hop need amendment
I can't be cut down cauze am like a bird on a tree
Nairaland calls me generous i do this cypher for free
My Skill is a mystery am a case study in High School
Am fearless i knockout ghost this my throne i Rule
Yeah i drop science that ressurect Albert Einstein
Like Pac i be imprisoned 4 d flow still DJ be mixing
Niggaz on war burn candles so their victory be in harmony
The block is hot nobody stressing the 16's joy is d money
The battle pioneers speak different tongues they need Rapsody
Who's carrying d tradition cats acting like bitch in man body
Am in pursuit of Hip-hop murderer i need God meditation
ALEX god of the game i leave wack cats in desolation
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Hardballer (m)
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ima lyrical mystery already makin history don’t be a foe nigga better be a freind of me /ur lyrics be offendin me but ima forgive you
I aint gon go hard till this shit goes official/
go through ma lines n**** I'm special/ u just a corny wannabe go sit your ass on the dresser/
u put me on blast like u kno I cld rap /but u spit a bunch of trash like u kno I'm gon ack up /nucca I'm cracked up /cheap ass lyrics like this would normally get you whacked son/
u thot u cld diss huh/ so u pop some kris /kick it and relax a bit/ like this ma round i surely won this bitch/ I gave him the best I spit/
but ima swing tha battle axe and then take it from you like a pacifist/ this flows gon make u an activist/ protestin on the votes as if u didn kno or didn ask for it /this is the rap game I kno frm the front to the back of it /n**** go cop a bid cause u just got served u need some asprin/
I didn mean to astound you/ but I had to let you kno that in my name lyrics abound through /and by this you are bound to lose /this aint a choice nucca /u don’t have to choose/ I just killed you with loose change /and if u wan go on homie then I mus say youre a bit deranged/ u can't win wit rhymes that lame /step up stop takin cheap shots because i don’t don’t give a shit about the clips u popped /stupid ass n****s usin up rhymes I forgot/ punk n****s this flows a warning shot/ u come back for more then I'm sure u smoking pot
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Crude
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Gimme the mic men. . . . . .
Snatches the Mic. . . . .
Is there anyone who's done it like Hard baller Yo???
Huh . . .huh. . . . .huh. . . . . . I don't think so,
Ya'll can see he balled less Harder than Nairaland's Wackest Pro.
Go. . . gogo . . get som flow and lyrical elevation bro.
I'm not stryna Diss, I'm stryna please. . . . . . Thank u.
Drops the Mic. . . . . . .
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dblock (m)
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@ Flowshow, I never battled ur ass, but if memory serves me right, i did skul ur ass,
U want to battle, aight, but I've never been to no funeral, and i'm not about to
goes to ne other punk out there
Dblock Messiah
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t-rex007 (m)
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@TIANSHIE
that wuz sick
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javaprince (m)
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ur all am new here - and I'll give u my style for free
diss is a birdie call to you all,
if ur games tight/then name me on ur next call,
then ur nest be next to get tarred,
with fire I unleash till u get burnt,
smokin u feel like u just got dyed,
yeah u die mouth fucker with ur sick rhymes,
only makes me iller than a dead man,
can u feel this shit then cap me the crown,
from prince to king, take a bow u clown,
make me laugh like ur Ali Baba with no kids,
am the prince of rap, so can I get crowned
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Crude
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I'm sick of this murtha4ckers stryna play arround like gangsters
I guess u're ready to take a stab from my, from my deadly dagger
Watch ur words nikkur, before u start running ur mouth in here
This is nairaland-battleland, where nikkurs don't care
I aint seen no prince-shyt, u aint belong in the heirloom
How could d prince of mosquitos fuk with d king of broom
Kid want to row like a prince, better walk wit the kings
Ur heart skip a beat? I kno u got this shyt clean
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javaprince (m)
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rude crude, did u know i'll rule,
guess not, ur hot like ice,
ur dirt, be glad i ain't into cleanin,
u
rude crude, am going to whip u nude,
with bitin lines, u'll want to weep like drools,
sorry boy, i gat no tISSUES,
i can't hate but don't take the bait,
fish u aren't fallin 4 my trap/ rap,
am the beast ur d feast, give u to them dogs,
them mayb then u just might learn to bark.
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