Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.

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Dojo (m)
Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« on: March 30, 2006, 01:10 PM »


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ,  you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love  kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
 Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth  floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« #1 on: March 30, 2006, 11:23 PM »

True. Give her this and she wants more.  Lips sealed
micklplus (m)
Re: Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« #2 on: March 31, 2006, 09:27 AM »

Good talk ! Cool
JazzyJ (f)
Re: Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« #3 on: September 26, 2008, 09:53 AM »

na lie oo! i would have stopped at 5th floor. that is all i ever wan in a man!!!
Livvvvy (f)
Re: Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« #4 on: September 26, 2008, 10:06 AM »

Majority of women are like that, they always feel there is more and more to a man, they don't know that man sef get limits to his abilities.
Arcani
Re: Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« #5 on: September 26, 2008, 02:18 PM »

 Undecided Undecided Undecided Women sef  Undecided Lips sealed Lips sealed
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Revenge Part 1-women Are Impossible To Please.
« #6 on: September 26, 2008, 02:46 PM »

CHEI! How about the men?

They go in the women's building and :-

1st Floor    Women whom are gorgeous

2nd Floor    Women whom are gorgeous and good in bed

After that, the men no fit go to 3rd floor ohhh. . . . See how pervert men can be? Angry
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