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ayefele200 (m)
My Private Erects Unnecessarily
« on: November 15, 2007, 10:52 PM »

help yall, everytime i think of sex or stare @ any woman's booty, my privates erects, its embarrassing
nana (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #1 on: November 15, 2007, 10:56 PM »

lol
bookruman (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #2 on: November 15, 2007, 11:18 PM »

Hey guy,
You are one damn lucky dude.  Most people today will beg and bribe their privates to stand alert, and you are complaining.  You should consider yourself a real healthy dog.  Ofcourse your privates is meant to get hard whenever you see a good-old-round-bouncing booty.  Would you want your privates to get hard when you see a man?  My friend, do not feel bad about the reaction of your mojo.  You are an okay guy and keep on getting hard.
(fake)david
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #3 on: November 15, 2007, 11:23 PM »

u r a monkey.
uspry1 (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #4 on: November 16, 2007, 12:01 AM »

@ayefele200

Are you shemale? Because your gender says "female" but your topic says "My privates erects unnecessarily"  Lips sealed  Lips sealed  Lips sealed
Siena
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #5 on: November 16, 2007, 12:05 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on November 15, 2007, 10:52 PM
help yall, everytime i think of sex or stare @ any woman's booty, my privates erects, its embarrassing

You mean your nipples? Your gender says "female".

 Lips sealed  Lips sealed  Lips sealed
Siena
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #6 on: November 16, 2007, 12:06 AM »

@ ayefele200: I'm almost sure you were male last week.  Lips sealed  Lips sealed  Undecided
c_blow (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #7 on: November 16, 2007, 01:05 AM »

and what do you expect us to do about it. . .
mmonwuba (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #8 on: November 16, 2007, 01:09 AM »

na waa for this guy o! if you don't like it then cut it off. its not by force and its sole proprietorship
Pain
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #9 on: November 16, 2007, 02:10 AM »

Quote from: Siena on November 16, 2007, 12:05 AM
You mean your nipples? Your gender says "female".

 Lips sealed  Lips sealed  Lips sealed

U see what ive always said? Some of the so called "Girls" U guys fall in love with on this forum are nothing but guys shrouding and masquerading as girls. Be warned.
cute-ass (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #10 on: November 16, 2007, 02:38 AM »

Quote from: c_blow on November 16, 2007, 01:05 AM
and what do you expect us to do about it. . .

Blows my roof, shioo! Maybe we should start hitting our heads against the wall Undecided
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #11 on: November 16, 2007, 02:43 AM »

Attention seeker
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #12 on: November 16, 2007, 02:49 AM »

shut ur hoe bitch, i don't need ur lame ass advice
Quote from: MoOdYLaDy on November 16, 2007, 02:43 AM
Attention seeker
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #13 on: November 16, 2007, 02:50 AM »

Quote from: c_blow on November 16, 2007, 01:05 AM
and what do you expect us to do about it. . .
advice man
nwando
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #14 on: November 16, 2007, 02:53 AM »

Buy superglue and glue it to your lower abdomen Lips sealed
lilrukevwe (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #15 on: November 16, 2007, 03:00 AM »

  Daviddy u don't get attention on Nairaland or get traffic by dissing every body ok when would u grow up and learn to know that there are persons far older than u on this forum
 @poster ur display shows female so what are we to comment on maybe u are talking about ur boyfrd or ur brother or what do uthink why not stay with the status that says that u are a female
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #16 on: November 16, 2007, 03:02 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on November 16, 2007, 02:49 AM
shut your hoe bitch, i don't need your lame ass advice
Ta mère devrait avoir avorté parce que vous vous êtes une honte pour l'ensemble de votre famille et vous viens de décrire votre mère.
n-guage (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #17 on: November 16, 2007, 03:13 AM »

get yourself some p.ussy, its obvious you need some. Try asking some gals on nairaland too ex mudileidi (decode).
scambater (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #18 on: November 16, 2007, 03:23 AM »

Quote from: n-guage on November 16, 2007, 03:13 AM
get yourself some p.ussy, its obvious you need some. Try asking some gals on nairaland too ex mudileidi (decode).


 Shocked Shocked  P.ussy would be too traumatic for the poor guy. I think he should start with Petroleum Jelly and wanking before he can move up to the real thing.
sect (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #19 on: November 16, 2007, 07:54 AM »

I think seun should consider banning this davidland of a guy,this immature brat is always insulting everyone that starts a topic on this forum and he's also violating nairaland rules.@poster if your privates erects unnecessarily then you should look less and think less.
theboy0808 (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #20 on: November 16, 2007, 08:03 AM »

@Poster
Are you male or female, cause you can't be female and ask such questions

@Topic
Are you using VIAGRA?!
zignorr (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #21 on: November 16, 2007, 08:18 AM »

hmmm . . . .female with privates Cheesy

*rolls eyes*  Shocked



*zoom off*  Sad Angry
Idera .N (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #22 on: November 16, 2007, 08:50 AM »

at least let us know if you are male or female  Sad Lips sealed Undecided
rockiedink (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #23 on: November 16, 2007, 09:04 AM »

@poster
Quote
shut your hoe bitch, i don't need your lame ass advice
thats really bad ya know! i woulda replied you with some stinkin words but she already dunnit. Ya need to find out the meanin of what she said dude. then you'd get off your uppity chair fool!!!

@moodylady
don't mind the brat. like you said he is an attention seeker. yeye boy. his scientific name must be Sugomus maximus Q.E.D.

like someone said, cut the fraking thinggy off!!! abi oran wa n be ni?
temmysexy (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #24 on: November 16, 2007, 10:27 AM »

na wa oh! privates? Shocked Shocked Female?  don't worry, i can help u! Tongue Tongue Cool
emmeno (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #25 on: November 16, 2007, 10:44 AM »

@ poster, please Kindly tell us if u'r male or female. please, *scared*

@topic, Get a pack loads of  Bees in a small bag and put it in your boxers, then when ur privates stands against them (the bees) Grin Grin the rest u'll let us know, IN A NU TOPIC
jkpretty (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #26 on: November 16, 2007, 11:04 AM »

@Poster i presume u are a guy

As for ur answer, u are probably in ur teens, that problems occurs to guys in their teens.
onyeka_ng (f)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #27 on: November 16, 2007, 12:10 PM »

@poster
its obvious u r seeking attention Angry
medman007 (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #28 on: November 16, 2007, 03:16 PM »

It's very obvious that the idiot is trying to draw attention and besides, she might be hermaphrodite who knows
2dye4 (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #29 on: November 16, 2007, 06:42 PM »

@poster: what i feel for u is more than shame and pity! hurry and get a life because its getting way 2 late.
bookruman (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #30 on: November 16, 2007, 07:44 PM »

@moodylady,     I totally agree with you. ,   D'ou venez-vous?  Je suis d'Igbo mais j'habite ici a New York.
crazykid (m)
Re: My privates Erects Unnecessarily
« #31 on: November 16, 2007, 07:58 PM »

Matthew 5:27-30

 27"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.'[e] 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
                                           THE BIBLE

Now I say my dear ayefele200 if your privates causes you a lot of embrassments, cut it off and throw away; for it is better to earn a better reputation without a privates than to have a privates with the whole world making a mokery of you.
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