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somebody (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #160 on: December 12, 2007, 02:15 PM »

slaykay, I miss your point. where does it say junior people should not call themselves bankers? From what I read, they are changing job titles of general mangers etc, it does not say that the other people should not call themselves bankers. Maybe you should go back and read your previous posts.
somebody (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #161 on: December 12, 2007, 04:15 PM »

Slaykay, obviously english is also your problem. I can never be ashamed of myself, its you who sounds like someone with a complex.
slaykay07
Re: Bankers Forum
« #162 on: December 12, 2007, 08:19 PM »


lol, So you're intelligent enough to spot it, good. I was speaking your language
somebody (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #163 on: December 12, 2007, 09:11 PM »

slaykay, sorry you wouldn't even be able to speak my language. Maybe in another life.
KAK74
Re: Bankers Forum
« #164 on: December 13, 2007, 12:00 PM »

Hello all,

can anyone please feed me back on this issue? I live inParis and heard that FIRST BANK is about to settle here. Can someone confirm?

Tks to all,
uchetobi (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #165 on: December 13, 2007, 04:50 PM »

Thanx somebody
cecegorz (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #166 on: December 13, 2007, 05:04 PM »

Quote from: KAK74 on December 13, 2007, 12:00 PM
Hello all,

can anyone please feed me back on this issue? I live inParis and heard that FIRST BANK is about to settle here. Can someone confirm?

Tks to all,

Below is an excerpt of the Speech delivered by First bank's MD during the annual awards last week.

'We have equally made significant progress with the internationalisation of our operations. In October this year, we celebrated the 25th anniversary of FirstBank operations in the United Kingdom, where we have a subsidiary, FBN Bank (UK) Limited.

In addition to our Representative Office in South Africa, we have made rapid progress to also establish in China, while exploring the possibility of a presence in the Middle East. Through FBN bank (UK), the FirstBank group is now represented in France. Our intent is to maximize global opportunities for our teeming customers across the world'
Falcon
Re: Bankers Forum
« #167 on: December 14, 2007, 11:42 AM »

 Grin   It isn't easy, at all,  at all.  Grin
cecegorz (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #168 on: December 14, 2007, 01:10 PM »

@slaykay
I just went through all the blind arguments u've been posting on this thread and just felt sorry for u. ur's is just a case of ignorance gone on rampage.
Because Nigeria Banking industry is not following the naming convention of wherever u claim to be does not give u the right to just dabble in here and start insulting civilised people. Or don't they have simple decorum where u are, since u refused to learn while were in nigeria (imagine calling ur uncle 'silly' in a public forum).

Please, if u don't belong here, feel free to take a walk. There are so many other threads where u can market ur monumental complex.
ifylove505 (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #169 on: December 14, 2007, 02:43 PM »

Signor Zax
Sorry! I didn't get the topic, was it OCEANIC BANK'S FORUM or BANKER'S FORUM. These Oceanic guys should take their marketing elsewhere and allow us to enjoy discussions aon this thread.
This is a WARNING! It's a red-eye warning! (Sorry Wyclef for borrowing your line)

And you wey get bank job de complain, nobody force to go work there, if you no like the work, then take a dive in the Atlantic and stop pissing me off. Haba! People de sufa find work, you get work de complain. Afta now, una go de quote MILLIONS p. a. fro salary and you no wan work.

Make una just SHUT UP! before I go vex o!

@ Signor Zax, God bless you my brother.I really wonder why they are all complaining.People can really be ungrateful.At first it was like,'God please give me a job, any kind of job',now they are full of complains. If you don't all mind,if the stress is so much, quitely resign and allow others that would be more diligent enjoy the work including the stress.

@poster,you could have posted something better and not this silly complain of yours.
JosBoy4Lif (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #170 on: December 14, 2007, 02:51 PM »

Future Financial Planner here, hola at me, I'll  get you straight!!!
chychy (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #171 on: December 14, 2007, 03:02 PM »

Mr. Mrs. Miss Bankers,  una well done oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not in the banking industry but would very much like 2 be,  and if i cld choose, it would be HCM because that's what i do now.
vinalexx
Re: Bankers Forum
« #172 on: December 14, 2007, 04:00 PM »

please can u tell me how i can get a master card that will cost 3000
FunmyKemmy (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #173 on: December 14, 2007, 04:24 PM »

Hi All,

I am a Secretary by profession and I look forward to working in a bank.  Anyone who can be of help should contact me.  My Yahoo Id is ayokemi2003@yahoo.com.

Thanks.
Lauradee01
Re: Bankers Forum
« #174 on: December 14, 2007, 06:45 PM »

@ Somebody
I totally agree with you. I think this Slaykay guy is just too full of himself.Like you rightly said,he could come to nigeria and find out that ht can't just fit in because he just doesnt know how to.Imagine comparing us Nigerian BANKERS to America big shot Asset Managers.Maybe hes just a janitor in the firm and he happens to know a little about people working there.

SHIO!!!!!!!!!!
kollyp2000 (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #175 on: December 14, 2007, 08:00 PM »

I want to know If any I.T guys is in the house? How is the Information System Management in Nigerian Bank. Do you all experience what other "Bankers/Bank workers" experience?

I am into I.T, working for a private sector but always like a trendy look of Bankers/Bank Workers Undecided. But I wont mind to look before I leap o. Peace and Love!
kamsi (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #176 on: December 14, 2007, 10:20 PM »

Hello all
Ok I have read all the arguements, so could you all help with my question.
I want to work in the HR department of a Bank. But learnt that all HR department are usually housed in the head office of each bank, is that true?
This is because all the banks head office is on lagos island, and I don't want to work in that area. So if anyone is aware whether every bank branches has a HR department esp in lagos, please tell me
damilare_a (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #177 on: December 14, 2007, 11:03 PM »

greatest bankist, the work is not 4 lazy pp at alllll, it's tasky & d package is WOWOOO. Cheesy
when it comes to choosin unit, i believe marketin is t d best. it has it's own peak and off peak period.
i was once a marketer before  bein deploy to operation, in customer service unit, pally d work no dey finish ooooooo
effects8000 (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #178 on: December 14, 2007, 11:46 PM »

Bankers my foot!! !!!I do think that Nigerian bankers are the most irresponsible people to ever work on the face of the earth. They you guys are so rude and you don't know a thing about customer service! OH yeah for those of  you who actually studied a science course in uni eg applied chemistry or physics and you then pass abank exam and get a job in the bank, please YOU ARE ONLY KILLING THE INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!
And the new generation of bankers are NOT bankers but science trained bankers that don't know a thing about credit or transactions!!!!
nayalee (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #179 on: December 15, 2007, 10:13 AM »

please THE BANKERS IN THE HOUSE, don't DISCOURAGE ME OO because I'm ON THE VERGE OF JOINING U IN THE SO CALLED STRESS BUSINESS CALLED BANKING, what MATEERS IS THE MONEY, GIVE yourself A TARGET,DEPRIVE yourself OF SO MANY THINGS SUCH AS TIME FOR FAJJY AND FLENJOURISM  SO that U CAN ACHIEVE YOUR TARGET WITHIN THE STIPULATED TIME AND THEN RESIGN
otuwe (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #180 on: December 15, 2007, 12:34 PM »

this thread is soooooooooooooo dryyyyyyyyyyy

now i know that bankers are the driest people on earth

of course its because u don't have time for anything except ur work and cheating on ur spouse

that reminds meeee

please why do bankers especially the male marry early then end up cheating on their wives

my boss am a banker by the way took his young beautiful wife and their 3 little children abroad so he can have the time to chase as many women as possible. i know of 4 other bankers who did that

and these are young men with beautiful women for that matter

if u were not ready for marriage then WHY did u VENTURE into it in the first place

ABEG i tire for una
gbeborun (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #181 on: December 15, 2007, 02:40 PM »

Quote from: damilare_a on December 14, 2007, 11:03 PM
greatest bankist, the work is not 4 lazy pp at alllll, it's tasky & d package is WOWOOO. Cheesy
when it comes to choosin unit, i believe marketin is t d best. it has it's own peak and off peak period.
i was once a marketer before  bein deploy to operation, in customer service unit, pally d work no dey finish ooooooo
@ DAMILARE_A
this name sounds very familiar, are you with oceanic bank? Somewhere in Delta State to be precise. If na you abeg make u holla me. I be ur correct paddy.
beejee
Re: Bankers Forum
« #182 on: December 15, 2007, 03:34 PM »

Wish all memebers of the bankres forum, Great celebrations ahead, please always rememeber to save and invest out of ur "Armed Robber salary" ooooooooo
kamsi (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #183 on: December 15, 2007, 10:29 PM »

 Sad nobody wants to reply my earlier post about HR department. Sad Sad Cry Cry
damilare_a (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #184 on: December 15, 2007, 11:38 PM »

@gbeborun,

pally,you are 1000% right, can i know u Huh when wil u b online?
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joshjosh (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #185 on: December 16, 2007, 03:03 AM »

ok someone tell me what is the average interest rate you can can expect on 5m naira fixed deposit for a year in your bank and as a non resident would i have to pay your 10% tax in your bank?

by the way anyone from oceanic bank can you check and confirm you have a rep office in the UK please.

have a good day you all because you have life better than most people being employed. i worked for  UBA 20yrs as a clerk. i was on about Naira250 monthly and nigeria was a better place. complacency and and evil has ruined a blessed nation.

merry Christmas everyone
gbeborun (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #186 on: December 16, 2007, 09:47 PM »

Quote from: damilare_a on December 15, 2007, 11:38 PM
@gbeborun,

pally,you are 1000% right, can i know u Huh when wil u b online?
[b][/b]
I knew it! My brother how u dey? don't knw when i'll be online again. but just take care
damilare_a (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #187 on: December 17, 2007, 12:18 AM »

hello Gbeborun?

i'm curious to know who you are, are u also swimmin in OCEAN?
kindly send a mail to me @ slowlybalm@yahoo.com or add me to ur chat room.
i wil b available from 8p.m upward if dr is GPRS NETWORK.
COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON TO ALL BANKERS IN THE HOUSE.

EXPERIENCE PEACEEEEEEEEE Cheesy Cheesy
LYSTINGS (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #188 on: December 17, 2007, 03:04 AM »

hi yall,its really been by the grace of God.and i believe banking is all about that.u need not ve special skills to become a banker,what i believe matters is that in whatever department u are in,just put in your best n leave the rest 4 God especially marketers. i am one n i know God ll c us tru.mnwhl,please be informed of our shares case u re intersted ,plsjust beep me.am with zenith bank.
darqly (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #189 on: December 17, 2007, 07:29 AM »

One thing is certain, not a whole lot of us can be called bankers. A friend once pointed it out and harsh as it seems, it's true. Most of us are bank workers-Pure and simple. We do debit and credit and close at the end of the day. We earn the right to be called bankers when we qualify i.e CIBN. Though a great deal of us probably know more practically than any institution can add to us, that's what counts on the long run.

I really consider marketing,especially the way it's done in our country,an embarrassment to the industry.In the quest to meet targets, ethical banking practices are often thrown out the window. Why else would most marketing departments consist entirely of ladies? and not just regular LADIES;they have to look good, talk nice and must be FLEXIBLE. We might as well open ensuite brothels while we're at it and offer customers massages and sauna in exchange for a big fat account.

Then the reason most of the replies are nothing but complaints is because most people are in the industry not by choice, but circumstance. Let's face it, if not for the banks and maybe telecoms, we'D still be clutching GMAT textbooks and brown envelopes and browsing the job section on Nairaland. My take on this is that since it's where your daily bread comes from,earn it and make sure you contribute your quota.
tkb417 (m)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #190 on: December 17, 2007, 08:18 AM »

@All
Its not only the Banking scetor that keeps people late at their duty posts, consulting is tite too. Some consultants will be with clients when you guys are celebrating id el kabir and xmas

@Tutors
Bank workers and Bankers
yeah, i know in the UK, that applies and ill be quick to point it to Slaykay that the use of bankers generally by all isnt a sign of half baked knowledge like you wrongly opined.

Read what Sabak is saying and I'm sure ull get some points. Yours are valid and i don't see any reasons why we should all be at daggers drawn. What is in a name?
ladynoni (f)
Re: Bankers Forum
« #191 on: December 17, 2007, 09:32 AM »

@ delaronte, magraw and other bankers in the house:

I got the feel that what keeps you at the beat is the fat pay, there is no passion nor joy in the labor you put in, right?

I am a blogger and not a banker and I am daily thrilled and rejoice in my labor and the pay (about $2,000), is still okay for me.

What you need is step to the next level (lol). Change your career and wrap it around your passion. Should you have passion and skill for writing  like me, then give blogging a go, and you would thank God for doing what you like and being get paid for it. ciao
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