Grizzly,
HotStepper and I (
Zahymaka) think setting up a make-believe court on the nairaland forum would be interesting [see
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-9412.0.html#msg263790]. Is anyone interested? It kind of works like if you have any make-believe case you want to bring against a nairalander you bring it to this court and choose your defense. We'll pick a judge and the prosecution and try it here

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If it's a real problem anyway I expect you to take it to your administrator.