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Ninjabyte (m)
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There lived this time when all men were Cannibals
This here is a story of Ituen, his father Migines and his Mother Clemcy
Migines and Ituen were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. Ituen said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said Migines. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. Ituen said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," Migines said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
Ituen said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said Migines. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked Ituen.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
You should have seen the smile on clemcy when she saw the three return,
, The saga has just begun
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