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naijaking1
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #32 on: December 05, 2007, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: jerrymania on December 05, 2007, 11:10 PM
its was moved from family thread to the joke thread. it might seem as a joke but it speaks volume man

Sir, with due respect, if you are not a pediatrician, pediatric physciatrist,  or a licensed child physcologist, I would caution that you not use this forum to spread misinformation, myth, and or poorly scientifically supported innuendos.

So many people depend on this forum for education, so you must separate facts from fiction.

Child development, maturation, and adapations are very detailed and extensive area of medical research/practise, so let's not cause a deservice to our children via ignorance.
lynxnoon (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #33 on: December 05, 2007, 11:28 PM »

@jerrymania
loks like u already have a son that is gay Grin Grin
ABEG GET A LIFE Angry Angry
Sisi Eko (f)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #34 on: December 06, 2007, 12:03 AM »

@ POSTER
R You 4 REAL?HuhUndecided
MP007 (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #35 on: December 06, 2007, 02:30 AM »

the actual debate is nature vs nurture., Some people believe that  they are born  gay while others believe its caused by the society, behaviorist vs humanist point of view
Kobojunkie
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #36 on: December 06, 2007, 03:21 AM »

I thought you @Jerrymania, were all for anything. What is wrong with your boy being gay??
Bawss1 (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #37 on: December 06, 2007, 03:31 AM »

A thread that naturally evokes derisive laughter but if taken seriuosly then deep pity,
chiegemba (f)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #38 on: December 06, 2007, 03:54 AM »

@ poster! "Nice Try" u 4got 2 mention buyin a monitorin device 2 monitor his movements 2 Tongue Grinkiddin "wishful thinkin though" Wink
RichyBlacK (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #39 on: December 06, 2007, 04:03 AM »

RichyBlacK (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #40 on: December 06, 2007, 04:06 AM »

On Landover Baptist church:

The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the USA, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.
texazzpete (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #41 on: December 06, 2007, 07:06 AM »

Quote from: lynxnoon on December 05, 2007, 11:28 PM
@jerrymania
loks like u already have a son that is gay Grin Grin
ABEG GET A LIFE Angry Angry
get a sense of humour, moron.

Quote from: Sisi Eko on December 06, 2007, 12:03 AM
@ POSTER
R You 4 REAL?HuhUndecided

The stupidity is strong in the replies to this post.

This is a JOKE, people! And it's funny as hell. I just wish all the sad sacks that want to dump on homosexuals can take their baggage elsewhere.

You'd think people would realise this was a joke just by the fact that it's in the 'jokes' section of Nairaland. . .
ndubest (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #42 on: December 06, 2007, 08:25 AM »

@poster
so soccer is meant for the poor and under developed world like "GERMANY, ENGLAND, FRANCE etc"Huh abi Grin Grin Grin
better say u no like the game than castigate or turn your culture over

don't forget that this is a nigerian forum, for nigeria and friends of nigeria
soccer is our national sports so don't come here to say what u don't know

anyway those ar your thoughts
good luck
conda00410 (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #43 on: December 06, 2007, 08:34 AM »

This piece is pure crap,
The poster must be ,
Raimond (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #44 on: December 06, 2007, 08:48 AM »

Joke of the day!!!!!! Sad
maddock (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #45 on: December 06, 2007, 08:51 AM »

Whole load of crap, being a banti boy (homo) is not an african tin this post should be directed at the europeans and americans. I mean i see homos wherever they are,as disturbed people for prefering a privates that they already have to a Huh??  that is supposed to be fun.This post is pure trash and should be espunged.
archbishop (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #46 on: December 06, 2007, 09:37 AM »

Hello,
This is archbishop again.
Thaaaaaank you my brother for DISCOURAGING HOMOSEXUALITY. This people are spreading llike wide fire and they must be  stopped.
It is a borrowed culture from these CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE.
It is against any SPIRITUAL believe. The DEVIL is working here.
We must fight against it.

urs
archbishopo,
princejay
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #47 on: December 06, 2007, 09:41 AM »

Most Nigerians would never appreciate this sort of humour. Try giving a Nigerians a copy of Tom Sawyer or Huck Finn and see if they appreciate it. And its not just because its American humour. Most Nigerians would appreciate the humour in "Some Mothers Do Have Them (Frank Spencer)", but not "Yes, Minister",

How many Americans or Britons would find BasketMouth funny?
mystikalb2 (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #48 on: December 06, 2007, 09:42 AM »

i wish you what u wish urselves
obecha (f)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #49 on: December 06, 2007, 10:20 AM »

Jeremania , This is very funny, and you must have a good sense of humor to understand the pun intended, and that goes to a few in the thread that got it. However this  is a typical american
humor, and totally lost on the typical Nigerian on this thread.
I don't know what is funnier, that they did not get it,
or their candid opinion regarding the article. I guess they didnt even know the message was a forwarded
funny spoof already circulating the net. I hope you understood the joke, or that will even be more hillarious.   

Even though its intended to be a joke, well  then the Verdict here is that its a very dry joke, typical American humour, my foot!
GreyFox (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #50 on: December 06, 2007, 10:37 AM »

Ok so I wake up in the morning and get out my list,  then  follow my kid around and make sure he is following the list or more like I am controlling his life and making it hell for him to breathe. - Yeah Right!!!

I am not nuts and I am not going to drive anyone up the wall.

I used to live with 4 women in the same house and at a point I started sitting to pee, because I was tired of getting an ear full every time I went. Does that mean I am gay? well we will have to ask all my exes if they think there was anything gay about me while they were screaming for more.

Don't ruin anybodies life with this load of crap.

PS.
I still watch cartoons and I am not down with soccer.
kokorunna (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #51 on: December 06, 2007, 10:59 AM »

What a load of crap
touche (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #52 on: December 06, 2007, 11:13 AM »

Nice cut & paste. I wonder whether the poster even bothered to read the contents of his post. Pure, unadulterated bullshit.
Giving such a post homepage treatment, hmm, Seun is very mischievous  Lips sealedhas a very healthy sense of humour  Wink.
Pepeye (f)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #53 on: December 06, 2007, 11:38 AM »

gays/lesbians are just plain perverts.

Very true, perverts and they have a psychological problem
jerrymania (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #54 on: December 06, 2007, 12:02 PM »

Dont blame me., blame the World  Tongue Tongue
seun001 (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #55 on: December 06, 2007, 12:57 PM »

very funny Grin

especially the part about shaving the head and a placard saying 'i am a sissy boy' bla bla bla WHAT! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

but i think u should try and protect your boy from self-destructing in the enviroment he finds himself. Wink
yomola (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #56 on: December 06, 2007, 01:12 PM »

@jerrymania you are a maniac, do that to any child and you turn him to a gay person faster than you can say "What the heck have i done"
datnigadaz (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #57 on: December 06, 2007, 02:57 PM »

damn jermania,,I thought you got It. This is even funnier than the thread itself.
Soulstarr (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #58 on: December 06, 2007, 04:22 PM »

Hey,

I used to think there were loads of ssmart Nigeria foolks on this forum but based on the replies to this post, I'm beginning to question my initial take on things.

How some of you guys cannot accept that the post was a joke and NOTHING ELSE is beyond me.

I'm guessing its just like everyday Lagos, every body has a sanctimonious opinion on just about every subject even when they don't know whats going on. Please divert your energy to somethin that really matters and stop knocking d posted down because some of us had a good laugh.

Also if by posting this he helps some of you confront the issues you have with homophobia or homosexuality itself, well fantastic is what I'd say to that.

and for you sanctimonious pr*cks who might find my views offensive, he who is without sin cast the 1st stone,  stop being hypocrites,

Have to get back to work now, so peace I'm out.
mellow (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #59 on: December 06, 2007, 04:49 PM »

It beats me hollow that mature individuals cannot decifer thethe irony in other

people's posts. All what the guy posted are jokes and it is the direct opposite of

what he meant. If you actaully want your child to turn gay at age 3 then practice what he posted

and you will have a young gay in the making.
FactorChic (f)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #60 on: December 06, 2007, 05:30 PM »

You fools that are leaving stupid comments here, read what dposter said before u open your creepy-crawlie stricken mouth, he moved d post to a joke section just to get attention, Yes the post is in a joke section, but it's not a joke, get it?

I just think it's a complete waste of time, only a fool will practice these things, and to think this load of crap came from a christian website, shame!
UNLEASHED (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #61 on: December 06, 2007, 06:51 PM »

From where have you copied this Horseshit??
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #62 on: December 06, 2007, 07:47 PM »

Quote from: FactorChic on December 06, 2007, 05:30 PM
You fools that are leaving stupid comments here, read what dposter said before u open your creepy-crawlie stricken mouth, he moved d post to a joke section just to get attention, Yes the post is in a joke section, but it's not a joke, get it?

I just think it's a complete waste of time, only a fool will practice these things, and to think this load of crap came from a christian website, shame!

Girl don't start any unnecessary drama. It's a fictional Baptist Church meaning it ain't real. I have no idea why some people are making a mountain out of this. It is a joke! Laugh it off and go your way. Gosh!
adusol (m)
Re: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual
« #63 on: December 06, 2007, 09:53 PM »

but seriously, wtf?
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