2 Minutes Management Course

I saw this in a magazine and i felt it made good reading,so i decided to share it with you guys. hope it makes some sense




This an excellent course in management preliminary, kindly recommended only to those who are serious to get ahead.

Management lesson
Lesson One

An Eagle was sitting on a tree resting doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,” can I also sit like you! And do nothing?”
The eagle answered:” Sure why not.” 
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and eat him.

Management Lesson – To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A Turkey was chatting with a bull.” I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, “sighed the turkey, “but haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings? “replied the bull. “They are packed with nutrients.
The turkey pecked at the lump of dung. And found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.


Lesson Three

A Little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was already thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard him singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under a pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson
Not everyone who sits on you is you enemy
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you are in deep shit, it’s best you keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two-minute management course.