In Scotland :

 ,  whenever Berti Vogts name is mentioned, there is always a "Tufiaka" over the left shoulder.  Why then did we make him our head honcho?  The man go finish our football sotay even Rwanda go begin thrash us.

Against Australia yesterday, wrong players, wrong tactics and no passion.  And the so-called "Manager" just siddon kampe dey shak hot drink when things dey go wrong for field.  Until Taiwo come out on the left wing, na so so boot the ball up to Matrins the midget hoping he go somehow outjump the Australian giants.  Some people say na only friendly but with African Cup of Nations just around the corner, na for this kind friendly the final tinkeration and perambulation of the team suppose take place.

Make una see the kind opposition wey go hammer us for Ghana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqBrk8giDxM

France 2 Morrocco 2.  Now, that was a proper friendly.

God don catch London car drivers this week, them go see how many parking tickets I go issue to make back that £30 wey I take buy ticket for that yeye match. Abeg, make them sack the bloody Vogts before them report me to Ken Livingstone oh!!