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bonchic (f)
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 wot about bulb instead of globe done instead of i've finished yell instead of shout punch instead of blow peanut instead of graa nut nut instead of crazy
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bonchic (f)
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 wot about dose that try to spik american english by all means like: daughter turns dora water turns to wora imitate turns to imirate butter turns to bura letter turn lera i gotta go turns to i ga ru go huntington turns to horintin panty hoes turns to panny hoes can i have a chicken breast can i have breats i don't want a lot of oil on it i don't want d one that have grease lol!!!!!!!!!   omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up
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Reba (f)
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What about
Prom dance instead of Matric dance
Bed linen instead of Bed sheet
Motel instead of Hotel
Ride instead of lift
Graduating from high school instead of Matriculating from high school
Elementary school instead of Kindergarten/pre-primary school
baseball cap/hat instead of just a cap
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thundathug (m)
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Tumbler instead of cup.
Moto instead of car.
Sweet instead of 'tastes good'
Hot instead of Spicy
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Nella (f)
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wot about dose that try to spik american english by all means like: daughter turns dora water turns to wora imitate turns to imirate butter turns to bura letter turn lera i gotta go turns to i ga ru go huntington turns to horintin panty hoes turns to panny hoes can i have a chicken breast can i have breats i don't want a lot of oil on it i don't want d one that have grease lol!!!!!!!!! omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up LMFAO! the "ora" part is sooo true lol!! |
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jaybaby (f)
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Nurideen-Deen
Ihenacho---cho
Give me-Ginni
alright---arit
Bother--bora
Matter-mara
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omoge (f)
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wot about dose that try to spik american english by all means like: daughter turns dora water turns to wora imitate turns to imirate butter turns to bura letter turn lera i gotta go turns to i ga ru go huntington turns to horintin panty hoes turns to panny hoes can i have a chicken breast can i have breats i don't want a lot of oil on it i don't want d one that have grease lol!!!!!!!!! omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up LMHO, so funny. and who would think Hausa word for d i c k is bura i go die with laughter o. |
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toyinrayo (f)
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ouch--------- ye ye ye
flashlight-------- torchlight
pen------------ biro
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moondust (m)
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Roomie- rather than roomate
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chiogo (f)
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my bad----sorry
It's all good---it's ok
Lotion----cream
deodorant-----roll-on
undies-----pant
noodles---indomie, lol
Perm---retorch(as in hair)
sneakers-----trainers/canvas
mall/store----boutique
closet-------wardrobe
high way----express road
spaghetti---macaroni
toast------toasted bread
Parentheses----bracket
couch-----sofa/chair
Livin' room----sittin' room
see----use(e.g, can i see your pen??) lol
greedy----stingy
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toyinrayo (f)
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my bad----sorry
It's all good---it's ok
Lotion----cream
deodorant-----roll-on
undies-----pant
noodles---indomie, lol
Perm---retorch(as in hair)
sneakers-----trainers/canvas
mall/store----boutique
closet-------wardrobe
high way----express road
spaghetti---macaroni
toast------toasted bread
Parentheses----bracket
couch-----sofa/chair
Livin' room----sittin' room
see----use(e.g, can i see your pen??) lol
greedy----stingy
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chiboyz (m)
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I do not understand Americans, they talk a lot of cr*p and call it English. Sorry but that's my little opinion.
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aleroaruya (f)
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Kuli kuli instead of Peanut bars
Donkuwa/Robo Alata instead of Hot Charcolit nuts
Kilichi instead of Beef Crackers
Dundun instead of Yamarita
Fried Potato instead of Potarita
Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) instead of Dental Stickos
Boli instead of Barbecue Plantos
Roasted corn instead of Corn Aflame
Eko/Agidi instead of Corn Jellos
Moin moi instead of Bean pie
Isi ewu instead of Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)
Garri instead of Grain o' fibres
Bokoto/Nkwobi instead of Hoof salad
Ogi/Akamu instead of Corn Caramel
Kpof kpof instead of Energy Buns
Chin chin instead of Dough Rocks
Zobo instead of Juice Rosa Afrik
Kunnu instead of Grain Alive
Burundi instead of Cocno Jaw-Breakers
Bread and Akara instead of Bean cake Burger
Ofada rice instead of Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian
Adalu instead of Lentils & Grain Salad
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