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Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #160 on: November 21, 2007, 05:40 PM »

Quote from: Migines on November 21, 2007, 05:10 PM
*Which drained away after their evil deeds*

Christ is full of love and has cleansed the whole house so his blood remains. Besides the demon influencing Sugar-Lips (about to be Baptised to Gospel Lips) has already been crushed and shattered.  Grin

 Sugar Gospel -lips is now receiving follow up prayers to make her salvation solid.  Wink
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #161 on: November 21, 2007, 05:54 PM »

all of you die by fire, in the name of jesu ;d
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #162 on: November 21, 2007, 06:35 PM »

*pushes Revive off a cliff when they went to 'pray' she dies of fright before hitting the ground and breaking her neck*
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #163 on: November 21, 2007, 06:37 PM »

i officially went to seun to unban christmas Grin Grin Grin
snrapostle
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #164 on: November 21, 2007, 06:50 PM »


EVERY DAY SHOULD BE XMAS ABI NO BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO
sod4luv (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #165 on: November 21, 2007, 07:36 PM »

Yea, am even celebrating 2day, lol!
showbobo (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #166 on: November 21, 2007, 07:47 PM »

This story begins on the night i died

Lucifer says unto him "Showbobo you were given 3 lives and already lost 1 due to recklessness.You're hereby ressurrected and Go Kill em all"

gen gen gen gennnn
this is just the begining of the end.

WATCH OUT Y'ALL
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #167 on: November 21, 2007, 08:18 PM »

*WITH FULL ANOINTING OF THE HOLY GHOST* In the name of JESUS  CHRIST OF NAZARETH, i command you to die (showbobo).
*lighting from heaven deep fries showbobo the demon and thus killing him instantly and 4ever, the thread is now safe again.* and TT once again collects the medal of honour.
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #168 on: November 21, 2007, 08:54 PM »

which he offered to Suga_Lips as a token of his admiration for her
showbobo (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #169 on: November 21, 2007, 10:52 PM »

lol
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #170 on: November 21, 2007, 11:01 PM »

Sees that Gospel lips has backslided and has gone back to Surgar-lippy. Probably the demon that went out of her has returned with 7 other stubborn ones.

Sugar lip's efforts to attack Revive are always in vain because, the whole armour of God and the fire of the Holy Ghost, constantly suround Revive. The stubborn demonic spirits that are using Sugar lippy makes her short sighted and shallow minded to realise that the power of Christ in Revive is above every other power.

Revive again has pity on her, forgives her and sends her the message of repentance.

Peace to u Sugar . L, u still have some good chance to refuse hell and embrace salvation
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #171 on: November 21, 2007, 11:05 PM »

@Revive do ghosts talk?
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #172 on: November 21, 2007, 11:14 PM »

Oooh! these demons are too bad on Surgar Lippy. They are using her badly. She does not even know what it means to have the power of Christ. she does not acknowledge that the power of Christ is unbeatable.

Still praying that those demons will leave her so that she can come to her senses!

Ewwwwww! that Surgar Lippy will come out of darkness and embrace light
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #173 on: November 21, 2007, 11:26 PM »

And the total P-E-A-C-E ACCORD in the house continues.

Due to this PEACE ACCORD SOME PEOPLE are already celebrating Christmas. Some who thought that Christmas was banned, now cancels this thought and re-thinks that it is unban (though it was never banned. No way Christmas can never be banana-ed) Some people are even having Christmas in their lives every day.

Praise the Lord! Alleluya.

Jesus is in control.

The Peace of Christ Jesus Reigns
.


Merry Xmas  Kiss every one
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #174 on: November 22, 2007, 02:02 AM »

Too bad the demons are attacking surgar lippy instead of me Suga_Lips. Sucks for surgar lippy. . . and you. *Shoots Revive in the head at close range, she dies without knowing what killed her*
9ja4eva (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #175 on: November 22, 2007, 08:22 AM »

@Thread


December fool abi, No be April fool
clemcykul (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #176 on: November 22, 2007, 08:51 AM »

the topic itself gave me a hrtbrk Grin Grin can't imagine christmas being postponed after all my carefull plans and scheduled bla bla bla blas Grin Grin Grin
biggerboy (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #177 on: November 22, 2007, 09:21 AM »

Quote from: Suga_Lips on November 22, 2007, 02:02 AM
Too bad the demons are attacking surgar lippy instead of me Suga_Lips. Sucks for surgar lippy. . . and you. *Shoots Revive in the head at close range, she dies without knowing what killed her*

But Revive was not harmed because she's covered with the blood,Brother biggerboy was tempted to call down fire from heaven to consume suga_lips for her stubborness
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #178 on: November 22, 2007, 09:30 AM »

*even when he did, mig raise the level of the ocean waters to counter d fire*
biggerboy (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #179 on: November 22, 2007, 09:41 AM »

Quote from: Migines on November 22, 2007, 09:30 AM
*even when he did, mig raise the level of the ocean waters to counter d fire*
And the hosts of heaven destroyed him.
Brother biggerboy and Sister Revive started to rejoice in the power of the holy ghost.
uchetobi (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #180 on: November 22, 2007, 10:37 AM »

lol
coo_pedro (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #181 on: November 22, 2007, 11:14 AM »

lol
slimes (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #182 on: November 22, 2007, 11:56 AM »

Na lie
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #183 on: November 22, 2007, 12:30 PM »

Thanks Biggerboy and shakes hands with himGrin

Sees that the soul of Bitter Lips, oh! Surgar- lipid metabolism em ok Sugar –Lips, and Maggi   ok Migines are suffering serious and are just about to be cast into the lake of fire, had mercy on them. Forgives sugar lips  again and also forgives Migines.

Prays and asks God to give them another chance and raise them back to life (just as He raised Lazarus). Prayer granted , their dried bones rise again.

Well Sugar Lips and Migines, u’ve been given another chance to repent. Accept Christ or else when u die again you ROT in hell.

Now as Sugar –Lips and Migines are completely pissed off, some how confused and are contemplating on whether to accept Christ and join in the celebration of Christmas, the whole house is already enjoying the PEACE of CHRIST and greatly preparing for Christmas.

Jingle bell music is now playing in the house.

On the 25th  Dec. we will sing “Happy Birthday to ChristCheesy

YES JESUS IS FOREVER IN CONTROL . Cool
blesyne (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #184 on: November 22, 2007, 01:02 PM »

What did u guy think u are doing?u turned this post into a film!, hmmmmn but the stories is really nice,so i think u should post this to hollywood so they can shot out the video.won't that be nice?LOL
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #185 on: November 22, 2007, 01:06 PM »

if you treally mesn shoot then it will be nice
blesyne (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #186 on: November 22, 2007, 01:54 PM »

Quote from: Migines on November 22, 2007, 01:06 PM
if you treally mesn shoot then it will be nice
hey u migines or what u call yourself,just keep your throat cool.ok and let not the pot call the kettle black!
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #187 on: November 22, 2007, 02:19 PM »

ademiller, the sexy thang comes in, looks at all the scene before her, decides which gang to join, (hmmmmmmmmmmm) but suddenly falls in love with saucykid, but still don't know waat to do, bitterness took over and she starts cookin up a plan
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #188 on: November 22, 2007, 02:22 PM »

sights ademiller***hugs her with a smacking  Kiss Kiss Kiss, no need to plan anything devious,its taken care of
dulaah (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #189 on: November 22, 2007, 02:41 PM »

that is d funniest tin i' ve heard in a long time.i guess new year too sud be postponed.what ya think?!
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #190 on: November 22, 2007, 02:51 PM »

ademiller was taken aback, brougt to her senses , no its all going too fast, this can't b happening, i have to get a grip. the bitterness resumes, but what do i do, looks up to the sky( damn it all) , ohhhhh sauuuuuuuuucyyyyyyyy.
blesyne (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #191 on: November 22, 2007, 02:53 PM »

(ademiller, the sexy thang comes in, looks at all the scene before her, decides which gang to join)Blesyne too,looks at all d scene before her and decides she is also going to join Revive's group in order to destroy all d demons using and disturbing the life of migines because i can sense that those demons are really freaking him out! Grin
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