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Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #320 on: November 25, 2007, 12:54 AM »

We've left this thread 4 revive and her obsession.
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #321 on: November 25, 2007, 12:57 AM »

Don't cross over hear again. bye until u have peace.

U claim to be making jokes, makes jokes about others, but can not bear the ones made about u. Please run with flight and give room for people with open good heart.

Take it or not my team wins  Tongue
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #322 on: November 25, 2007, 01:02 AM »

Shuuuuud up.
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #323 on: November 25, 2007, 01:07 AM »

and I did not  Grin  Cool
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #324 on: November 25, 2007, 02:22 AM »

Hey revive, take it easy bro. We're all trying to be funny here. Everything is just a joke, where's ur sense of humor.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #325 on: November 25, 2007, 02:23 AM »

Hey revive, take it easy bro. We're all trying to be funny here. Everything is just a joke, where's ur sense of humor.
TCUBE (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #326 on: November 25, 2007, 05:21 AM »

u must be kiddin me, this is ridiculous
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #327 on: November 25, 2007, 10:15 AM »

Quote from: Revive on November 25, 2007, 12:57 AM
Take it or not my team wins Tongue
Oops, did I miss the game? Grin
ne4real (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #328 on: November 25, 2007, 01:12 PM »

lol. u guys r funny
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #329 on: November 25, 2007, 01:44 PM »

Who defines the type of fun or joke that should be made here?

Migines enjoys killing, killing, blood shedding jokes under a Christmas thread ( there by making a fun of Christmas and the person who’s birthday it is. {Since Christ does not enjoy human blood shed of any sort}). That is Migines own humour !

Revive enjoys making jokes of banishing demons under a Christmas thread (there by mocking and making a fun of the devil). That is Revives humour!

If the mere mention of hell and demons horrifies Migines, then he should think twice and go for the ‘Supreme power of Christ’ and  the devil himself will be afraid of him. Also the mere mention of his name will then horrifie the devil.

Who is he deceiving? This is a Christmas thread, therefore jokes about the power of Christ, knocking off demons fits in.

If Migines wants a complete killing killing blood shedding thread, he can open one with a name related to that e.g ‘ satan’s blood shedding war zone’ and he can go ahead and enjoy the blood shed which does not horrify him.

There are millions of jokes with excellent humuor that can be made under a Christmas thread without blood shed

As far as this Christmas thread is concerned, I am enjoying myself .
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #330 on: November 25, 2007, 01:45 PM »

Hei Mr Turkey easy o, try to save some laughs. U know today is Sunday, I have refreshed my anointing a billion times waiting to mess up any remaining demon around this thread. So just save some laffs for what will happen to any demon that still want to pep into this house
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #331 on: November 25, 2007, 02:17 PM »

@revive
u're obsessed.
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #332 on: November 25, 2007, 03:03 PM »

Quote from: Revive on November 25, 2007, 01:45 PM
Hei Mr Turkey easy o, try to save some laughs
I ain't tryin to make u laugh dummy, just trying my best to see how to prevent the christmas demon from annihiliating millions of my brethren from around the world come this yuletide Grin
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #333 on: November 25, 2007, 04:07 PM »

@ Migines
 Shocked Kai & Chei! u are still around here eh? B/4 I count 3 let great wind blow away the demon that brought u back, that ur eyes be cleared to see goodness. I continue to enjoy my obsession with inner peace.
Tophin (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #334 on: November 25, 2007, 04:22 PM »

   for does u who want to do christmas u have to pay some amount of money to this
account nos

    intercontinential bank  0370000000149
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #335 on: November 25, 2007, 04:37 PM »

the amount per individual is $24,555,670.22.00 only

shamass77 (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #336 on: November 25, 2007, 04:56 PM »

MUMU LIKE YOU, HOW DO YOU WANT US TO EXPLAIN IT TO OUR HOMMIES? THE GIFTS? AM EXPECTING LIKE 50 GIFTS ,  AND VERY IMPATIENTLY TOO. SO don't JUST SAY THAT AGAIN,
djcrooky (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #337 on: November 25, 2007, 05:04 PM »

merry christmas
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #338 on: November 25, 2007, 05:09 PM »

In advance or arrears
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #339 on: November 25, 2007, 05:23 PM »

Quote from: djcrooky on November 25, 2007, 05:04 PM
merry christmas
shame to you Grin
jayvin01
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #340 on: November 26, 2007, 04:31 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Turkey on November 25, 2007, 04:37 PM
the amount per individual is $24,555,670.22.00 only



 Shocked Shocked Shocked Chungu  Shocked Shocked Shocked which means *WTF* in chinesse  Grin Grin Grin
Faitymine (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #341 on: November 26, 2007, 08:29 AM »

Na wa for you oooooooooooooo! Huh
Which school did you finished from?
Abi you no go school? Grin Grin Grin
jayvin01
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #342 on: November 26, 2007, 08:36 AM »

Quote from: Faitymine on November 26, 2007, 08:29 AM
Na wa for you oooooooooooooo! Huh
Which school did you finished from?
Abi you no go school? Grin Grin Grin

I finished from the Polyversity of southern west in eastern south NY * hissed and delivered a straight blow to his thick little skull for askin me this kind Huh* Angry
knzguru (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #343 on: November 26, 2007, 11:45 AM »

Hello Kids, I'M BACK
Swoops in with his intergalactic space shuttle and fires revive in the butt with a tazer dazer lazer beam. Prays for salvation and receives forgiveness for all past sins and is also now covered by the BLOOD OF JESUS (so revive can't do s*$#)
Revive (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #344 on: November 26, 2007, 12:26 PM »

Revive visions an approaching beamShocked  shouts in THE NAME OF JESUS, and immediately burst into tongues, uses the heavenly language to command the beam to fall on the demons that has been tormenting a man with paralysis. The beam struck the paralytic demon, knocked it off mercilessly. The paralysed man instantly became alright, jumps up and shouts Halleluya, JESUS IS LORD.

Revive waved her hands unto the Lord, blessed his name with praises for using his immeasurable wisdom to give kunzguru and the paralysed man salvation simultaneously.
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #345 on: November 26, 2007, 05:42 PM »

Quote from: Revive on November 26, 2007, 12:26 PM
Revive visions an approaching beamShocked shouts in THE NAME OF JESUS, and immediately burst into tongues, uses the heavenly language to command the beam to fall on the demons that has been tormenting a man with paralysis. The beam struck the paralytic demon, knocked it off mercilessly. The paralysed man instantly became alright, jumps up and shouts Halleluya, JESUS IS LORD.

Revive waved her hands unto the Lord, blessed his name with praises for using his immeasurable wisdom to give kunzguru and the paralysed man salvation simultaneously.

This biatch is crazy! Don't you have a damn sense of humor?
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #346 on: November 26, 2007, 05:54 PM »

um revive, sorry but on amore serious note, stop tryin to turn this thread into something else, this is just a joke, i mean, can't u see its in the joke section,  HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #347 on: November 26, 2007, 05:57 PM »

um hey REVIVE, I HOPE TO GET MY XMAS GIFT SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Kiss
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #348 on: November 26, 2007, 07:19 PM »

Quote from: Suga_Lips on November 26, 2007, 05:42 PM
This biatch is crazy! Don't you have a damn sense of humor?

I guess her sense of humour is damned Grin
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #349 on: November 26, 2007, 07:26 PM »

Revive please get outaa here, damn u make me angry.
Go better join naijagurly in ur saddist club and get outaa here.
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #350 on: November 26, 2007, 07:31 PM »

Quote from: tope_teadr on November 26, 2007, 07:26 PM
Revive please get outaa here, damn u make me angry
please y'all easy on the lady, she's a neccessary evil (i think i'm falling in love) Grin
blesyne (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #351 on: November 26, 2007, 09:00 PM »

@Jayvin
I finished from the Polyversity of southern west in eastern south NY * hissed and delivered a straight blow to his thick little skull for askin me this kind Huh*
                      Na wa oooooooooooooooooooooooo, Mr Jayvin. infact i need admission into that polyversity,any idea?
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