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Revive (f)
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Haaaaa, sugar-lippy is still hovering around here. Who cares that her sense of humour lies in bloody activities?  Satan gives u only a fake happiness. Until u taste Christ u will never know what it means to have real happiness. The day u find true happiness u will not be looking for evil-joy. You will rather detest such evil bloody devil masterminded satanic amusing fiend soul coronary thrombosis that gives u spiritual chlorosis Just as your bloody actions in the name of humor does not humorize the real peace dwellers and ‘the Mesiah’ on whose name this thread was made, my heavenly ministerial soul salubrious humours will in no way please devil and his congregate agents.  |
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Revive (f)
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Hoi brown! I am only helping your “Christmas thread to be on track” with the christmas required ‘spirit filled’ jokes. The angels a laughing off their ribs with the stream of ‘anointed’ jokes here. Don’t worry about your gifts, if the internet delivery fails, I will ask Angel Gebrial to deliver.  |
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Revive (f)
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Bless ye Mr turkey! U got it right, in their Mephistopheles contaminated eyes, my 'necessary prerogative' will be seen as a 'necessary evil'. But that adds to my rhapsody. Giv ye a holy  |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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that holy of your's might miraculously just turn into an unholy something else (if you get my drift) 
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toyinrayo (f)
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people people, dnt panic jo. ima save the day, wnt let christmas be postponed. all i need y'all to do is to donate $4,900 each person, and lady santa (me), will save christmas as dec. 25 |
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tessybaby (f)
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people people, dnt panic jo. ima save the day, wnt let christmas be postponed. all i need y'all to do is to donate $4,900 each person, and lady santa (me), will save christmas as dec. 25 This is NAIRALAND and here we deal in Naira not Dollars |
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Suga_Lips (f)
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@Revive the only 'temptation' any guy/girl would have around you is the temptation to just punch you in the face.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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@Revive the only 'temptation' any guy/girl would have around you is the temptation to just punch you in the face.
ummm, sorry to burst your bubble girl, but if given the opportunity to do any pinching, there are better places to pinch in the anatomy of the female specie of humankind. i'D rather be pinching her that ‘Honi’ we only have to be careful with our love to avoid temptations. no worries, you gonno like it when i pinch your that, we gonno tempt temptations and revive those dormant humorous (and romantic) gifts that we know you gat  |
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Revive (f)
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@ suga lippy
Bbbbha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Which demonized filty hand dare touch my sacred face? Do u think that every child of God is the endothermic rxn response type who will be begging you with statements like ‘ please noooow stop this evil-war talks’?
Haha u don jam! Mine is the exothermic rxt type who will use powerful fierce prayers to blow away demons inhabiting in beings like suga-lippy.
I don't beg the devil, I order him. Sucks u right? This thread has just begun!
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Revive (f)
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@ Turkey lovy Waaaaaaaoooow! Some people are jealous of every thing about me first ‘my lord given zeal’, now my love. But I trust ma Turkey who did not allow them to interfere into our holy love. Take some more ‘swyry’ About your pinching the 'that' it has to be available for u first before your 'whatever' so just enjoy the holy love which is available now. |
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bobbteeth
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25th of December is untouchable. don't try it, before you endup in deep shit.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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you should be dumbfounded at your wrong source of information, as i hear the blaring of some christmas carols from the neighbourhood music shop, a santa claus with a beard made from cotton wool staggers past me (i guess santa's drunk again) and i begin to realise that your earlier information was wrong. there's still gon be christmas this year and for many years i presume. the police will be after you only if you insist on eating turkeys on christmas day or any other day
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saucekid (m)
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@ revive,
can i talk to u for a second,hun?? u just diverted this thread and made it lose the fun
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Revive (f)
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@saucekid, Exactly! It lost the killing-killing fun which does not glorify Christ on whose name this thread was made. Do u think that Jesus himself will be enjoying this kind of fun under his birthday thread The first time I came to this thread, I actually clicked on it because of Christmas involved only to meet a violent war zone. Why under Christ related thread. If sombody enjoys such bloody war-fun, why not give it a befitting name. Christ is my father so I detest and do not join or promote the ridiculing of his name. I can not please any human (be it who) to displease Christ. Would u like it if some body comes under a thread that is dedicated to your father (or your father's birthday) and start activities that dishonour your father. Christ gave me an example of what to do under this kind of situation 'when he swept away those who were having fun with sales in his father's temple'If u are desperate about having fun under Christ's dedicated thread, why not funs that glorify Christ? Tell me the former war situation and the present peace, which one do u think Christ loves? Any way the good news is that there is now PEACE in this 'house' and that glorifies CHRIST. |
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tope_teadr (m)
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R£vivE!, , , , , u kn0w' . . . . ., , , U are 0ne "bItch" of **A kind i've ever' sEen 0n . . . . . . . . .eArth**.
Youre' thE great£st m0therFuc*er' . . . . , . . . . . , , ,0n nAiralAnd wit n0 sensE of hum0r.
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ravenzord (m)
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fil u tope,this revive guy's so messd up.god actly gave him a sense of humor,he was jst so dumb he got it missing on d way.
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tope_teadr (m)
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The gals so fuc<ed up.
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ravenzord (m)
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sorry,din't kno she was female
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dele9000 (m)
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I kind of like this revive girl,i love your posts.keep it up!
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Albato (m)
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Suddenly Jesus noticed this thread on nairaland and he screamed to Angel Michael:
"Quick, Michael. They are trying to change my birthday. I think Mohammed is back at his tricks again."
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queeneli (f)
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*gets the water in a bowl and flushes it down d drain
hi
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Revive (f)
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I kind of like this revive girl,i love your posts.keep it up!
Bless you. |
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Bosdem (f)
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Suddenly Jesus noticed this thread on nairaland and he screamed to Angel Michael:
"Quick, Michael. They are trying to change my birthday. I think Muhammad is back at his tricks again."
E no go work o! |
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Real T (f)
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my dear if them don propone am na mi go frist hear am because i just come back from church.
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Suga_Lips (f)
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my dear if them don propone am na mi go frist hear am because i just come back from church.
Suddenly Jesus noticed this thread on nairaland and he screamed to Angel Michael:
"Quick, Michael. They are trying to change my birthday. I think Muhammad is back at his tricks again."
People, people, people. . . it's just a joke. That's why it's in the JOKES section not NEWS section. No need to start pointing fingers at other religions because it just leads to the usual. No one should read any meaning to it. |
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Revive (f)
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People, people, people. . . it's just a joke. That's why it's in the JOKES section not NEWS section. No need to start pointing fingers at other religions because it just leads to the usual. No one should read any meaning to it.
Aa-ha! So u are now gradually coming to your senses. Every body knows that it is in the jokes section, so u don’t have to remind them. They also read through the post and have seen all your clamor on jokes, fun and humour. Don’t just pretend to say that they did not know it is in the jokes' section. They know it very well. Do u now see one of the dangers of these kind of satanic amusement. Jokes my foot! “No need to start pointing fingers” You already pointed fingers on CHRIST himself. SHAME ON YOU.And if u are not aware, some Western countries have already banned violent computer and electronic games (which the users or players see as ‘ just for fun’ or jokes). Other countries are contemplating to ban them too. You think that only u and your folks visit this website. This is internet so better be care with what u do in the net. Apart from insulting Christ with evil-war under a thread dedicated to him, there are more dangers to these kinds of war-jokes. Make use of your head! |
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