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saucekid (m)
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takes a split second to welcome and protect junegirl
resumes military battering of the others
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showbobo (m)
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*travelling to North Korea to get the Nuclear Weapon to blow up the whole of Nairaland*
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knzguru (m)
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DEAR NAIRALANDERS, This is the NIGERIAN remake of THE OTHERS.
All the characters in this NAIRAWOOD movie are unaware that they DIED last CHRISTMAS.
PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THESE MOVES AT HOME!!!
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saucekid (m)
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snipes knzguru in the head which also confirms him dead
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showbobo (m)
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Fires several shots at KNZGURU before he tries to modify is post.to confirm he's really dead,i would shoot myself to meet him in Hell.
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knzguru (m)
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Plan with Lucifer to throw showbobo in the deepest darkest hottest section of HELL. then set an ionic vaporizer missle to hit him once he gets there. He now ceases to exist in both worlds. p.s. now is the time to die gracefully  |
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sod4luv (m)
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Me they hide for underground, u're free to come join me. if u're in danger oooo, dail sod007,
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freelance (m)
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Funny  |
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crazykid (m)
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Hmmm Funny thread
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Carlosein (m)
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@freelance and crazykid funny?  ? how is this funny: saucekid kills TT, TT kills showbobo and runs away wit naija diva, saucekid den kills showbobo (who has already been killed by TT), and elopes wt brownsilk, now knzguru arranges with the devil to have christmas postponed so they can all continue their killings please bite me in the ass if this is funny at all. but am laffing my head off o way to go guys. |
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Migines (m)
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Well u a'int seen nofin. We kill, we die and resurrect only to be killed again.
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Carlosein (m)
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but i know your secret migines. not to worry, won't tell your foes that turning you into a midget is your waterloo |
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emmeno (m)
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Walks in, sees the drama goin' on here, joins Saucekid to form an unbeatable team
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Migines (m)
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You gnt me bro Wen they re bout to shoot i turn into a midget and d bullet goes ryte ova my head.
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Carlosein (m)
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yea right. but i also know that a good shot to your balls kills you for good  hey guys aim for his balls (hope they are not too small)  |
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romeo (m)
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enters, dissolves into water waiting for the next human to enter
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Migines (m)
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*gets the water in a bowl and flushes it down d drain*
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Migines (m)
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*gets the water in a bowl and flushes it down d drain*
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Carlosein (m)
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*some water spills on migines' balls and he begins to disintegrate.*
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knzguru (m)
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knzguru resurrects from Hell after 3 days and drops a SUPERHEATED coal of HELL on watery romeo who instantly vaporises. He then gathers the vapor and seals it in a cryogenic freezing capsule and sends it into the future through an orion time warp. |
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romeo (m)
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the water turns to frozen blocks half way down the drain and crawls back to the surface and turns migi to ice
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knzguru (m)
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unfortunately migines balls go with romeo but they don't go alone since carlosein shares a very close bond with them
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romeo (m)
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the vapours dampens the heated coal and knzguru vanished like his fire
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Carlosein (m)
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unfortunately migines balls go with romeo but they don't go alone since carlosein shares a very close bond with them
o yes, the bond we share was created in the depths of the orion time warp, hence the warp falters and spews all its contents back to n/land. they all land on knzguru's head and shatter his cranium to smitherings. but migi's balls bounce all over the floor and get swallowed by romeo's water dog. |
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romeo (m)
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and the water rushes migi's balls to the Atlantic right to the waiting mouth of a killer shark to savour
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knzguru (m)
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knzguru's brain is so valuable that all the greatest scientists come together to create a SUPERBIONIC body for it. Now he's an indestructible fighting machine. He notices saucekid and his sidekick emmeno and fries them both with laser beams from his eyes
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Suga_Lips (f)
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Ok, seriously you fellas either play way too many games or watch way too many movies or both.
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adusol (m)
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Ok, seriously you fellas either play way too many games or watch way too many movies or both.
totally agree |
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redredwyne (m)
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He walks into the chatroom, raises his arse, farts, smiles to himself as he sees the disaster, oicks his nose and walks off with a swagger at the hip |
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Suga_Lips (f)
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*shoots redredwyne fatally in the butt for having the guts to fart in public, he dies on the spot before the paramedics could come*
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Revive (f)
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Comes in sees the house in complete mess and disaster,  Prays to the Almighty God and binds the demons behind all these! Prays for the healing of the injured ones, and the coming back to life of those who passed away. And yes the dried bones are rising again. Revives all! Restores peace and other in the house. Re-unites brothers and sisters who are fighting. Tells them that they do not have to fight each other because they are from one "big family". Sets Christmas in its rightful place. And the euphoria of Christmass continues as usual. Joins hands together with the Angels of the Living God to declare EVERLASTING P-E-A-C-E IN THIS HOUSE! PEACE ! PEACE! PEACE! PEEEEEEEEEEEACE IN THIS HOUSE IN JESUS NAME. AMENThanks CHRIST for his glorious Power which has restored Peace and multiplied the unshakable joy of the unchangeable C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S. Happy Christmas to u all in advance.
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