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Suga_Lips (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #96 on: November 20, 2007, 10:53 PM »

*proceeds to shoot Revive in the temple for making the dead come back to life*
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #97 on: November 21, 2007, 01:55 AM »

Arms nuclear bomb and sets co-ordinates, pilots it with a drone to reach and blow target on next post.
amaikama (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #98 on: November 21, 2007, 07:44 AM »

Hurray!!! that means i don't need to get her xmas gift. this is a good development.  Grin Please, thank the person who gave you the info.  Grin They should be doing it more like every three! three years.

Please keep the good news coming  Grin
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #99 on: November 21, 2007, 08:27 AM »

Incase u dint notice, u've just been blown up by a missle war head.
ndubest (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #100 on: November 21, 2007, 09:08 AM »


hhheeeyyyyyyyy  bobos, guys, geees, na wetin una wan hear

the excuse not to spend this christmass season Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

@amaikama, make sure u buy that gift u have bee promising her since July Grin Grin
biggerboy (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #101 on: November 21, 2007, 09:10 AM »

*Biggerboy arrives again with his charms,this time in company of Rev. King who has a live cobra on his head*
sussy1 (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #102 on: November 21, 2007, 09:20 AM »

I rebuk the spirit of evil in u in Jesus name

[/sub]take your juju and your brother in crime out of this Land now in Jesus Name(Amen). Every demonic spirit in this land catch fire of the Holy Ghost by fire by thunder in Jesus Name[sub]
spora (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #103 on: November 21, 2007, 09:30 AM »

Jokes apart guys. Is it really true?

If true, I have to give testimony in the church. That means no present for Jane, Mary, Alimat, Aisha, Tope , Ifeoma, Ruth, Titi, Folake and Taibat.

What I have for them is ABSENT.

@poster
Can't we also postpone New year and Sallah?. Please ask the source of this good news. Cheesy
biggerboy (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #104 on: November 21, 2007, 09:33 AM »

Quote from: spora on November 21, 2007, 09:30 AM
Jokes apart guys. Is it really true?

If true, I have to give testimony in the church. That means no present for Jane, Mary, Alimat, Aisha, Tope , Ifeoma, Ruth, Titi, Folake and Taibat.

What I have for them is ABSENT.

@poster
Can't we also postpone New year and Sallah?. Please ask the source of this good news. Cheesy
.
I pity you!! Your eye go soon clear.
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #105 on: November 21, 2007, 09:48 AM »

steps into the front again and migis ghost greeted me in form of the wind, i packed sand from the ground and threw at him, he disappeared, collected the bibble from sussy and hit biggerboy and king with it, they both burnt by fire, looked around for my husband and saw TT secretly tryin to pin him down with a nuclear bomb from the top, i raised my hands and my mobile sky scrapper swooshed me into the air and went straight to TT to which i redirected the nuclear bomb to him and it tore him to pieces, came back down, still looking for my husband (saucekid) and noticed amaikama and ndubest strolling like mumus through the war front and gave them each a dirty slap and sent them back out of the thread, finally saw my darling wounded by evil TT who is now dead, carried him up and by the powers bestowed on me by my father, i healed him and once again we were happy together,  and we emerged again the winning couple,
   end of part 2

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 Grin
diva_naija
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #106 on: November 21, 2007, 10:21 AM »

Super African woman Grin
PatKing
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #107 on: November 21, 2007, 10:45 AM »

 Wink
Ha!
Make una stop this kind joke now,
I've just beeen promised a Toyota Camry for Xmas,
What is this sad news about postponement.
Infact, I will personally hold d 2007 calender, to make
sure You guys never see d calenda again!
sussy1 (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #108 on: November 21, 2007, 10:49 AM »

Quote from: brownsilk on November 21, 2007, 09:48 AM
steps into the front again and migis ghost greeted me in form of the wind, i packed sand from the ground and threw at him, he disappeared, collected the bibble from sussy and hit biggerboy and king with it, they both burnt by fire, looked around for my husband and saw TT secretly tryin to pin him down with a nuclear bomb from the top, i raised my hands and my mobile sky scrapper swooshed me into the air and went straight to TT to which i redirected the nuclear bomb to him and it tore him to pieces, came back down, still looking for my husband (saucekid) and noticed amaikama and ndubest strolling like mumus through the war front and gave them each a dirty slap and sent them back out of the thread, finally saw my darling wounded by evil TT who is now dead, carried him up and by the powers bestowed on me by my father, i healed him and once again we were happy together, and we emerged again the winning couple,
 end of part 2

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 Grin


Where did u get your power from.
[/sup]thinking if its from God or not[sup]
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #109 on: November 21, 2007, 10:54 AM »

from my great great great grand fore fathers  2 months later i became pregnant for saucekid, we are goin to have our first son, ohhhh am so glad Grin
biggerboy (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #110 on: November 21, 2007, 10:58 AM »

Quote from: brownsilk on November 21, 2007, 10:54 AM
from my great great great grand fore fathers 2 months later i became pregnant for saucekid, we are goin to have our first son, ohhhh am so glad Grin

After 7 months,brownsilk gave birth to a 3 legged baboon
dragnet (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #111 on: November 21, 2007, 10:58 AM »

.xmas day turnd out 2 b x-mens day Cool
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #112 on: November 21, 2007, 11:03 AM »

Quote from: biggerboy on November 21, 2007, 10:58 AM
After 7 months,brownsilk gave birth to a 3 legged baboon
biggs did not know that was a show off to hide my baby boy, my baby is in a safe place,

i sent a nuclear missile to destroy biggs, its  just a post away
diva_naija
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #113 on: November 21, 2007, 11:04 AM »

Quote from: biggerboy on November 21, 2007, 10:58 AM
After 7 months,brownsilk gave birth to a 3 legged baboon

 Lips sealed but Grin  Grin  Grin though
Yinkwamo (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #114 on: November 21, 2007, 11:09 AM »

Abeg if you no get work, no come waste our time for naira land. Infact its high time we report people like you to Seun. Hiss sssssssssssss  Angry Angry Angry
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #115 on: November 21, 2007, 11:15 AM »

shoots yinkwamo in the head for being a snitch
hugs brownsilk for being there***makes up with sussy later

zaps biggerboy with my ionic ray gun and he's disintergrated

i'm congratulated by G. bush on a job well done
diva_naija
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #116 on: November 21, 2007, 11:30 AM »

Quote from: Yinkwamo on November 21, 2007, 11:09 AM
Abeg if you no get work, no come waste our time for naira land. Infact its high time we report people like you to Seun. Hiss sssssssssssss  Angry Angry Angry

Oh n how did u think the thread made it to d home page?? Tongue magic?? oh Seun's rival mus ta done that  Tongue or did u actually b'liv Xmas was postponed  Shocked

Abegi,a little bit of fun n laughter is good 4 d soul o. Grin
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #117 on: November 21, 2007, 11:32 AM »

sights nija diva and gives her a smacking  Kiss Kiss, where have you been dear??
MasterUwem (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #118 on: November 21, 2007, 11:36 AM »


liar see your mouth
MasterUwem (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #119 on: November 21, 2007, 11:36 AM »

liar see your mouth
diva_naija
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #120 on: November 21, 2007, 11:44 AM »

Quote from: saucekid on November 21, 2007, 11:32 AM
sights nija diva and gives her a smacking Kiss Kiss, where have you been dear??

Angry Been luckin  around in da back ground wit ma shotgun observing yr whirlwind romance wit Brownie. . . . Angry  Angry  Angry

But hey i can't resist when u flash thos sexy Biceps  Kiss com here u
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #121 on: November 21, 2007, 11:49 AM »

firstly shoots masteruwem for calling me a liar
 then
runs into nija diva's arms and we bla bla bla uninterruptedly
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #122 on: November 21, 2007, 11:54 AM »

*TT's ghost quickly activates  his coming back 2 live radiation interceptor, thus joining TT's pieces together.* *TT charges and run at brownsilk, and take out his silk melting device to exonerate brownsilk to water. Tt quickly rolls under a shed for backup, and brings out his sniper riffle and gets ready to waste saucekid.
diva_naija
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #123 on: November 21, 2007, 11:58 AM »

 Shocked OH MY GOD  Shocked

Saucy dearie look out!!!!!!!!
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #124 on: November 21, 2007, 12:07 PM »

don't worry dear, we're protected***launches satelite coordinates to blast TT in his hideout after one post
i got ma bullet proof vest and magnetic sheild on  Kiss Kiss
diva_naija
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #125 on: November 21, 2007, 12:17 PM »

Wipin sweat from brow

i kno i can alway relay on ma Saucekiddo  Grin
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #126 on: November 21, 2007, 12:17 PM »

*TT quickly puts on his forcefield which keeps him safe. And brings out his nuclear device launching drone that is being manually steered to sauce kids location, and which detonate once inside the perimeter.*
brownsilk (f)
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed
« #127 on: November 21, 2007, 12:36 PM »

saw saucy and diva commiting adultery in my presence and saw TT tryin to immerse me in water, i quickly summoned all the power my forefathers gave me and shot back at him, he fell flat on his face and his ghost turned into a stone, turned to saucy and gave him the dirtiest slap of his life, diva ran away and am still in hot pusuit after her
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