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@tomX (m)
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It was a lovely day in sperm land and all the sperms where lazing around in the semen as ussual, swimming to their hearts content and not giving a f**k about anything. Well all except one. There wuz this one called Arnorld, he was all macho and always stressing himself with all kinds of exercise and was growing stronger daily (some said he wuz on steroids or some sh*t).
One day, the other sperms got a little worried and asked Arnold why he wuz always kicking up such a fuss and working out all the time. "Well" said Arnorld, "when the D-Day comes only one of us is going to make it to the target and it has to be me!".
One day the semen grew all bublly and everthing seemed to be in hyper-drive. There was a change in the atmosphere so all the sperms knew it was the D-Day so they all swam for the exit. Arnold of course wuz at the fore front.
Suddenly Arnold stopped swimming, doubled back and started swimming in the opposite direction screaming to the others
"Get back everybody! get back . . . it's a blow job!!!"
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ben~jay (m)
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I never knew we had a wanker in the house.
And chicks full this forum.
Guy wetin you dey use ? because the last time i checked, Lux don finish for ona bathroom.
Abi u don switch to HARPIC or MORNING FRESH ?
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Migines (m)
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Perhaps "VIM"
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tope_teadr (m)
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Vim ke, na detergent the guy dey use.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Vim ke, na detergent the guy dey use.
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lancaster (m)
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 it was a nice joke, can't stop smiling,i wonder who go to the exit next time
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temmysexy (f)
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nice joke  |
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