Women Are Like

, the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

, computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

, Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

, horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

, parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

, fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

, political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

, refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

, blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

, country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.