The Devout Catholic Woman

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Sorry saucekid but I had to change it 

I wil charge you for commiting thiefry. yes you heard right THIEFRY.

Any way make we dash am one wry grin.

Try harder next time 'Bitterleaf lips' sorry Suga Lips