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kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #128 on: November 24, 2007, 07:51 PM »

@ miggs

*singing: i still kill by akon and 50cent*

bloody!
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #129 on: November 24, 2007, 07:57 PM »

@ SAUCE

unknown to saucekid, i designed the world's network system, getting the subnet gateway is as good as me giving it to you.

*singing: i'm so hood by dj khaled*
TCUBE (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #130 on: November 25, 2007, 05:25 AM »

this is very  funny,  Grin Grin Grin
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #131 on: November 25, 2007, 10:07 AM »

Why has everyone turned musician all of a sudden, does it have anything to do with the picture of the hipopotamus that kronky posted?  Undecided
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #132 on: November 25, 2007, 12:15 PM »

What?
are u going to cluck instead?
mekoyo (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #133 on: November 25, 2007, 03:08 PM »

Haba!!!
Tophin (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #134 on: November 25, 2007, 03:30 PM »

    walia talia my guy you da campe.please give us more
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #135 on: November 25, 2007, 04:07 PM »

singing
kerewa kerewa
uchetobi (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #136 on: November 26, 2007, 09:23 AM »

 Shocked
moondust (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #137 on: November 26, 2007, 09:27 AM »

do u stamp and mail the note too? Cheesy
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #138 on: November 26, 2007, 09:30 AM »

It doznt matter, just be far away.
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #139 on: November 26, 2007, 09:32 AM »

It doznt matter, just be far away.
Yinkwamo (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #140 on: November 26, 2007, 10:56 AM »

Dat was a good one. Its high time we give this ladies wot they deserve. Infact i recommend you for NOBLE LAURATE  award for the most outstanding writer in the world. One million GBOSAS 4 you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin Wink
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #141 on: November 26, 2007, 11:02 AM »

And datts the same Gbosa! You're girlfriend will gv u when u hand her the leta face to face.
tessybaby (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #142 on: November 26, 2007, 11:05 AM »

@kronky
I thought i told u to leave me and ituen alone?
plz stop giving him bad ideas  Tongue

@mig
u break my heart by saying Ituen is seeing Naijagurly  Cry
if u have forgotten, Ituen is in my bedroom

singing come a little bit closer by Brandy to my sweet Ituen  Kiss
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #143 on: November 26, 2007, 11:12 AM »

*ituen sings waznt me by shaggy*
knzguru (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #144 on: November 26, 2007, 11:15 AM »

I'm going to modify this letter A CIVILIZED WAY OF HITTING ON A GIRL and send to some of the hottest nairaland chics brownsilk, naija_cutie, diva_naija, sugar_lips.

Guys: the more letters you send in the higher the chances of winning
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #145 on: November 26, 2007, 11:25 AM »

@tessy

i don't how am giving your so-called man krazy ideas.

if he decides to recupirate in your bedroom after an exhausting str8 9hrs with naijagurly, it aint ma fault.

he just wants to play it the way he sees his boss (kronky) play the game.

RECORDED EARLIER BY THE NAIRALAND PRESS

ituen comes out to the waiting nland press group

ladies and gentlemen!

you'll want to know right?  ok ok ok ok ok!   chere biko nu!

i'll let you know


between naijagurly and tessybaby, honestly, i really can't choose who to stick with.

tessy takes care of the bills while naijagurly takes care of the koko.

guys, see watamean?

you need 'em both!


meanwhile, unknown to ituen, tessy had hired teadr to eliminate him if the press goes awkward

just a little' squeeze form teadr and bullet stuck to his brain like magnet

can't wait to get my hands on tessy during hubby's exit consolation.
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #146 on: November 26, 2007, 11:28 AM »

Lmao
guzziem (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #147 on: November 26, 2007, 12:40 PM »

Hey MR dumper,
                     You never mentioned your own faults. let pot not call kettle black acording to one of us
                     say your own shortcomings too I know u have more than her.
Baby love (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #148 on: November 26, 2007, 02:27 PM »



Grin Grin Grin

djcrooky u try but that is not good enough to check people like me






cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.
clemcykul
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #149 on: November 26, 2007, 02:39 PM »

@kronk thanks for that stuff,

got nuffin to tell ya, am not fazed by that crap up there, am not bothered when a myopic mind is at play Wink

enjoy your warped humour Grin
tessybaby (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #150 on: November 26, 2007, 04:25 PM »

Quote from: kronkykay on November 26, 2007, 11:25 AM
@tessy

i don't how am giving your so-called man krazy ideas.

if he decides to recupirate in your bedroom after an exhausting str8 9hrs with naijagurly, it aint ma fault.

he just wants to play it the way he sees his boss (kronky) play the game.

RECORDED EARLIER BY THE NAIRALAND PRESS

ituen comes out to the waiting nland press group

ladies and gentlemen!

you'll want to know right?  ok ok ok ok ok!   chere biko nu!

i'll let you know


between naijagurly and tessybaby, honestly, i really can't choose who to stick with.

tessy takes care of the bills while naijagurly takes care of the koko.

guys, see watamean?

you need 'em both!


meanwhile, unknown to ituen, tessy had hired teadr to eliminate him if the press goes awkward

just a little' squeeze form teadr and bullet stuck to his brain like magnet

can't wait to get my hands on tessy during hubby's exit consolation.

see eh Kronky u can't spoil my day, not after the nice time i just had with ituen a few mins ago.
u are looking for my trouble oooo [sub]fastens strings and gets ready for a fight, hoping people like mig, chuxy, freezy, tope ,clem ugonna are around to help[/s
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #151 on: November 26, 2007, 05:51 PM »

@tessy, I love that Brandy song you mentioned from her Full Moon album. One of the best love songs and sadly the next song is one of the best after-breakup songs.
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #152 on: November 26, 2007, 09:31 PM »

CLEM

you don't have to get yourself worked up.

don't you know a joke  when you see one?

myopic mind?

hmm-hmm!

i no talk oh.
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #153 on: November 26, 2007, 10:02 PM »

@kronky
i appreciate that
@clem
let it go, he apologised.
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #154 on: November 26, 2007, 10:27 PM »

Quote from: Baby love on November 26, 2007, 02:27 PM

 Grin Grin Grin

djcrooky u try but that is not good enough to check people like me






cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.

singing
if mess is a  crime
by  tuface
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #155 on: November 26, 2007, 10:30 PM »

hehehehehehe
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #156 on: November 26, 2007, 10:33 PM »

No be 2face be that o
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #157 on: November 26, 2007, 10:34 PM »

e fit be say na single face sing am


miggy sup?
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #158 on: November 26, 2007, 10:38 PM »

I'm kul just waiting 4 y'all to go to bed. You?
PurestBoy (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #159 on: November 27, 2007, 12:23 AM »

@ Suga_lips & Migines,( Esp. Suga_lips because Migines is just a little brat not man enough to stand me)

I was expecting Seun to caution you guys before asking these questions but I have to ask now since he(Seun) has refused to control you. I'd have kept quiet since silence is the best answer for a fool but these are my questions anyway.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? because calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Though I'd not seen your ugly pics but your manner shows that. Well, every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
My dear Suga_Lips, have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
I even heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

@ Migines,

What can I say to you? Don't just know what to compare you with? You've been a windbag right from your day 1 in Nairaland and your love for women is making you sick upstairs. Here are my words for you.

You're a living proof that man can live without a brain!
You're that kind of man one would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
I guess you're not stupid; you're only possessed by a retarded ghost. By the way how did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I would have asked how old you are but I know you can't count that high and if I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

So I'm waiting for both of you to reply, since you've chosen to draw a battle line, you guys are cockroach and I'll crush you within seconds. But I'm more matured and wouldn't engaged in any fracas with both of you. Anyway pardon me,but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn simply because I wanted to be a friend to you, something you should have grabbed as a privilege and proceed to church for thankgsgiving.

Migines, I know you are a talkative for sure, just keep talking, I believe someday you'll say something intelligent.

Have to stop here because I'm busy now. Can I ignore you for some other time? but remember there's no vaccine against stupidity.
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