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Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #160 on: November 27, 2007, 12:26 AM »

the duel of the century is about to commence Cool
PurestBoy (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #161 on: November 27, 2007, 12:43 AM »

@ Mr Kronkykay,

Bros, why don't you leave me alone and mind whatever business you have with these idiots. I wouldn't want us to start our own. Ok?
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #162 on: November 27, 2007, 12:55 AM »

@PurestBoy,

You've at least proven to us beyond reasonable doubt that your brain isn't capable enough of insulting people so you copy and paste from the Internet. Why am I not surprised? Isn't that why your imaginary girlfriend dumped you?

Quote from: PurestBoy on November 27, 2007, 12:43 AM
@ Mr Kronkykay,

Bros, why don't you leave me alone and mind whatever business you have with these idiots. I wouldn't want us to start our own. Ok?

Like you did anything to anyone. Go suck on your boss's cock because we all know that's the only way he'd promote you from janitor.
toyinrayo (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #163 on: November 27, 2007, 01:04 AM »

habawhy is it that every thread i go in there's fight?  Cry Cry
people why can't we get along? because then the world wouldn't go round
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #164 on: November 27, 2007, 01:07 AM »

When assholes like DumbestBoy just refuse to take no as an answer there's bound to be drama which I'm up and ready for.
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #165 on: November 27, 2007, 01:09 AM »

Quote from: toyinrayo on November 27, 2007, 01:04 AM
people why can't we get along?
see, that's what happens when y'all insist on masticating my brethren at the slightest opportunity, it has been scientifically proven that turkey meat does sh_t to the brain (anyone heard of turkey flu?)
toyinrayo (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #166 on: November 27, 2007, 01:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Turkey on November 27, 2007, 01:09 AM
see, that's what happens when y'all insist on masticating my brethren at the slightest opportunity, it has been scientifically proven that turkey meat does sh_t to the brain (anyone heard of turkey flu?)

lol. . sorry, but i didn't get that
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #167 on: November 27, 2007, 01:20 AM »

Quote from: toyinrayo on November 27, 2007, 01:16 AM
lol. . sorry, but i didn't get that
okay, let me break it down for you, do not eat turkey meat or else you get infected with the perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu) Grin
toyinrayo (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #168 on: November 27, 2007, 01:27 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Turkey on November 27, 2007, 01:20 AM
okay, let me break it down for you, do not eat turkey meat or else you get infected with the perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu) Grin

lol. . your not serious jo Tongue
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #169 on: November 27, 2007, 01:33 AM »

                                                                         Grin
PurestBoy (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #170 on: November 27, 2007, 01:38 AM »

Quote from: Suga_Lips on November 27, 2007, 01:07 AM
When assholes like DumbestBoy just refuse to take no as an answer there's bound to be drama which I'm up and ready for.


Lol, "which one is copy and paste from the internet?" Get off the net if you've got nothing else to say instead of trying to turn it all over. Mind you, I dumped my ex when I caught her creeping, I did the dumping and not she. Just don't dare me, I'll trash you the way I'll be trashing Sevilla later today. What about that? Isn't that cool?
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #171 on: November 27, 2007, 01:43 AM »

Quote from: PurestBoy on November 27, 2007, 01:38 AM
Mind you, I dumped my ex when I caught her creeping, I did the dumping and not she. Just don't dare me, I'll trash you the way I'll be trashing Sevilla later today
musing to myself (if somebody was satisfactorily trashing someone, then maybe someone might not have been creeping)
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #172 on: November 27, 2007, 04:54 AM »

Quote from: PurestBoy on November 27, 2007, 01:38 AM

Lol, "which one is copy and paste from the internet?" Get off the net if you've got nothing else to say instead of trying to turn it all over. Mind you, I dumped my ex when I caught her creeping, I did the dumping and not she. Just don't dare me, I'll trash you the way I'll be trashing Sevilla later today. What about that? Isn't that cool?

Bitch check out where you got the insults from

http://www.jokejam.com/insults_jokes.htm

So you caught your imaginary girlfriend cheating on you with your imaginary best friend? Are you done crying out your eyes yet? Well he could satisfy her a lot better that you could sexually.
Pepeye (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #173 on: November 27, 2007, 07:48 AM »

Methinks the poster has got a distorted sense of humour
ozigbo (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #174 on: November 27, 2007, 08:33 AM »

buy her a car and tal her that it is over end of story.
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #175 on: November 27, 2007, 08:51 AM »

@purestboy
lmao
wipe your tears i d!Ssed u so bad din i?. u're even much more dumber than i tot. bout maturity, your username says it all.
I had the time to google almost all your "questions" and i waz definitely not surprised. Asking me what i think of the human race sounds like " i'm from earth where the fck re u from" or doz your sorry a$$ not knw anything bout originality?
I wuld av continued but i can c u're already reporting me to yo momma and i definitely wunt want the fat dumb b!tch anywhere near my door, i just got it fixed.
So Wen u're man enough to make xtra effort and squeez out a few words from that vacuum of urs, i'll be online.

On a more serious not brova, i sincerely hope that 1 day, u'll find that missing knot.
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #176 on: November 27, 2007, 08:52 AM »

@purestboy
lmao
wipe your tears i d!Ssed u so bad din i?. u're even much more dumber than i tot. bout maturity, your username says it all.
I had the time to google almost all your "questions" and i waz definitely not surprised. Asking me what i think of the human race sounds like " i'm from earth where the fck re u from" or doz your sorry a$$ not knw anything bout originality?
I wuld av continued but i can c u're already reporting me to yo momma and i definitely wunt want the fat dumb b!tch anywhere near my door, i just got it fixed.
So Wen u're man enough to make xtra effort and squeez out a few words from that vacuum of urs, i'll be online.

On a more serious not brova, i sincerely hope that 1 day, u'll find that missing knot.
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #177 on: November 27, 2007, 09:50 AM »

singing
if i mess u, u mess me
man no go vex
step on the mattrass
man no go vex


by p square
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #178 on: November 27, 2007, 10:42 AM »

i just can't believe that a leprechaun like purestboy can still come online to show his ugly battered face.


want to start something with me?

what a funny world!

if your mother hadn't chewed up my condom, this retarded mistake wouldn't have been typing here.

go 7cuk yourself.


@miggy

sorry man connectn went off y'day

sup with clem? haven't seen her around.
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #179 on: November 27, 2007, 10:46 AM »

why is it that when i write f**k it changes to mess
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #180 on: November 27, 2007, 10:47 AM »

eg
i want to spell f**k in full
mess mess mess mess

it would change to mess
kronkykay (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #181 on: November 27, 2007, 10:50 AM »

hey suga

why yu wasting you on a redondo?

@dj crooky

7uck! doesn't it serve the same purpose?

it's the site programming to blot out all vulgar words you can think of.
Migines (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #182 on: November 27, 2007, 10:52 AM »

@djcrooky
its been programed to change words like fuc!<, d!C!< datts why users always modify them.
But, u wunt get fucked by writing fucking.
You'll get away wit d two.
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #183 on: November 27, 2007, 11:43 AM »

ohhh
f**k amd mess to not meaning alike
ravenzord (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #184 on: November 27, 2007, 12:00 PM »

@ migines;:is it find your knot or find your nut?
Suga_Lips (f)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #185 on: November 27, 2007, 04:28 PM »

@dj,

You can say FUCK, f.u.c.k, Fuck orĀ  fu.ck. Fucking still works aiit.
djcrooky (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #186 on: November 27, 2007, 10:22 PM »

thank u now i can say F.You.C.K you with ease
tope_teadr (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #187 on: November 27, 2007, 11:52 PM »

Wtf is going on here. Can someone explain to me please.
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #188 on: November 28, 2007, 12:03 AM »

Quote from: tope_teadr on November 27, 2007, 11:52 PM
Wtf is going on here. Can someone explain to me please.
everyone in da thread (that is exceptin me though Grin)has been infected with perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu). it twists brain cells and renders the victim a numbskull incapable of reason

it comes from devouring turkey meat
tope_teadr (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #189 on: November 28, 2007, 12:07 AM »

Lol u mean we should stop eating turkey meat, what would happen to the turkey i'm eating right now.
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #190 on: November 28, 2007, 12:21 AM »

then i'm afraid you just gonno end up falling a victim to the flu , you gat like six hours and counting. . . Sad
tope_teadr (m)
Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl
« #191 on: November 28, 2007, 12:31 AM »

SorrY dude; . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , I've g0t am antIflu, , , shieLd. . . s0 i can d0nt hv, , , , . . . . . . t0 w0rry 'bout that.
. . . . . , , , , whIch mean§ i hv 2 c0ntinue, , , eatinG mY turkey. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , .
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