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goodboybad (m)
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Now i'm hooked to nairaland! Crazy post,  thought it was meant to be a civilised (ie politically correct) way Crazy replies. Thumbs up to sauce kid  |
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n-guage (m)
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Guinness Ad man says "Brilliant!"
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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what was that?
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ituen (m)
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*now migines is confused* still contemplates on Clemcy and decides to leave Clemcykul and chase sugarlips like a dog on heat. saying to himself "afterall Clemcy no dey move market again"
i even heard that if you marry naijagurly, you'll get Clemcykl for free I said i heard oh
As for me and my Tess, we will serve the Lord.
NB: Miggy don't you step near her bedroom because we make love with a M-16 by our side. Dont say i didnt warn u
6 words are enof for the wise
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Migines (m)
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@clem(my spinalcord)
don't mind this dude hes just tryn to brake what we av. Saucekid&suga are now happily involved. We are just family friends. Ituen needs an update.
*hugs and kisses clem*
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Migines (m)
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By the way ituen has naijagirl locked up in his attic(that explains her recent absense), every nyte when hes through wit tess, he goes to naijagurl to fufil his s£xuall desires.
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Migines (m)
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@purestboy
dude, where u from? You shuld be happy we're duin this are we suppose kip on repling to d joke ova nd ova? u're d only 1 that seems to be complaining. If u a'int cool wid'it bro, take a long walk away from here. In actuall fact, u culd stroll to hell 4 all we care.
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ituen (m)
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Miggy
Naijagurly can be with me on my honeymoon. If Tessy sniffs her out. . , . . . . my own no dey oh
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Migines (m)
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Ha ha ha. You're dead meat c0z i've noticed tessy is very posessive.
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ravenzord (m)
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holdup,watagwan in this place,s'mun's getting married nd we wasn't invited? that's UNFAIR
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kronkykay (m)
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holdup,watagwan in this place,s'mun's getting married nd we wasn't invited? that's UNFAIR
i don't think we have enough ammo to hold aliens here. where u from speaking like that? watyamean? |
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Migines (m)
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He man mean natin man.
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kronkykay (m)
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ituen let them know that HIV is just a 3-letter word that makes absolutely no sense to yu an tessy.
as long as tessy is willing to share the wrath of the devil with yu - no problem
i don't know why am giving up on tessy so soon.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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He man mean natin man. and just for informative and clarifications purposes, it is actually believed that a turkey invented the patua tongue in Jamaica.
Source: Annals of turkey evolutionary journey on terra firma (potential nobel prize award winner) |
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Migines (m)
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Lmao. Shut da hell up man!
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kronkykay (m)
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@ migyy
talking about dumping!
i was thinking as my brother, wouldnt you have a rethink about this your girlfriend? clemcy
i got some pictues of you and sexy clemcy from the spy camera i installed on the apartment you now occupy
don't forget you inherited the house from me, i still have some of my stuffs in there.
since you've been stingy about showing nland how beautiful your girl is,
i've decided to take it upon myself to do it for ya.
A MUST SEE, FREE OF CHARGE.
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PurestBoy (m)
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@purestboy
dude, where u from? You shuld be happy we're duin this are we suppose kip on repling to d joke ova nd ova? u're d only 1 that seems to be complaining. If u a'int cool wid'it bro, take a long walk away from here. In actuall fact, u culd stroll to hell 4 all we care.
Who is this? I bet you don't know who you're talking to. Not just your type, just don't know where to hit in your tiny little body. You're classless and I can see you and your low life bitch (suga_lips or whatever) already in hell. Asshole |
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kronkykay (m)
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@purestboy abi purewater boy
na who bring you come this land?
can't make sense from what you wrote.
@topic
let's get back to bizness
Does anybody here want to more pix?
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Hotone (m)
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This could be very usefull but my girlfriend repeatedly fails to follow instruction
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Migines (m)
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@purewater
luk stupid, u don't ask $hit neither do u av d ryte to call ne1 a b!Tch, i ask da questions and u answer. If u really want to knw bout me ask yo momma and get da fck out of'ere we tryn to have fun, u wunt knw $hit'bout that wuld u? D best i can tell u is, i'm from EARTH, where da fck re u from.
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kronkykay (m)
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lets get back to the gist and kip having fun
abeg shawn that guy - puresttoy
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Suga_Lips (f)
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Who is this? I bet you don't know who you're talking to. Not just your type, just don't know where to hit in your tiny little body. You're classless and I can see you and your low life bitch (suga_lips or whatever) already in hell. Asshole
No he fucking didn't!Who the FUCK do you think you are calling me a bitch you bastard! I said I didn't want to talk to you and you have now resorted to stalking me. What the FUCK is wrong with you? Just leave me alone, you douche bag. If you're the type of guy who ain't used to hearing no, well here it is: HELL TO DA FUCKING NO I WON'T TALK TO YOU! Got that? Just because you're stupid and have a room temperature IQ doesn't mean I should listen to your babble. Pardon me , but you've probably mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about your bullshit life. You're not to blame anyway, clearly your behavior is the result of a childhood trauma from the time your parents spanked you for landing on your head and breaking the concrete. However, I would be happy to teach you suicide, for no charge. And when you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to school that day. I strictly believe in education before pleasure. There's one to many in this thread and I think it's you so please use the nearest exit. |
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saucekid (m)
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*WTF* @sugarlips, pay him no mind,aiight??? we don't have time for infants on this thread. just because he's now knowledgeable on how to sign into his yahoomail doesnt give him the right to call anyone a b!tch so pay him no mind  |
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kronkykay (m)
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our dear clem, sorry if exposing your picture to the whole of this sacred land has in anyway caused your brain some trauma. i had to do it, atleast we are all friends here and i don't think u should be ashamed of how you look. afterall it wwas God who decided to create you that way, i can't say he didnt try at his craft it was because nepa siezed light and the fuel scarcity was at it's peak then, he couldnt buy kerosine for his lamp so he took the risk to work on yu in the dark and here yu are - as beautiful as the word itself. be proud of yurself. truly clemcy me being an arse fan? nah! not me. why the mess should i eat pomo when there is a big piece of beef waiting to be xplored, but it better not smell. *sniffs around for any foul smell* sniff sniff sniff |
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saucekid (m)
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secretly dails clems number and informs her of the invasion of her privacy
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Migines (m)
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@clem
*singing:don't matter by Akon*
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kronkykay (m)
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@sauce
quickly taps into clem's cellie and intercepts the call
the subscriber you've dialled is on the roof right now, please don't bother calling back.
@miggs
remember akon can still sue for breach over copyright laws.
instead try **sorrry, blame it on me** it's free.
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Migines (m)
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@kronky
*singing:gunshot by Akon*
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saucekid (m)
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*singing efrebor,u go wound o*
kronky doesnt know the subnet gateway i use,so call still goes through
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