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ituen (m)
1st Autopsy Lecture
« on: November 22, 2007, 12:42 PM »


A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on
autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be
capable of two things to do an autopsy.

The first thing is that you must have no
sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead
man's anus, and then licks it.

He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of
them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck
my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.
Migines (m)
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture
« #1 on: November 22, 2007, 03:16 PM »

Seenit
tessybaby (f)
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture
« #2 on: November 22, 2007, 05:12 PM »

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all those who were laffing at me thinking i had become a widow
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ituen (m)
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture
« #3 on: November 22, 2007, 05:42 PM »

I'mn fine baby. Went for some meetings. and i'm back. Sleep tite
Migines (m)
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture
« #4 on: November 22, 2007, 05:45 PM »

Meeting wit fellow bakery workers?
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