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Mr. Turkey (m)
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Wow, just survived the thanksgiving holiday onslaught. It wasn't easy guys, had to depend on my luck. But thankfully I live to fight another day  . That lady yesternight must have had the fright of her life when she bought me. I pecked and heckled her all the way, if it weren't for the mad cab driver who hit her, I might have been dinner by now. Nice to know she was okay though. Guess she would have to do with one of those frozen guys. But am I glad to be alive.
Sadly I cannot say the same for many of my friends and family, bu hu hu hu 
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djcrooky (m)
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AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO SHOW PICTURE
WHAT A HANDSOME TURKEY YOU ARE
YOU LOOK LIKE A TURKEY
AM SURE YOU WOULD TASTE LIKE ONE
CUTE LITTLE THING
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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Now, I got to get my acts together. What can I do to save the millions of turkeys that would be eaten by christmas:
Countdown begins: 33 days 14 minutes and 45, 46, 47. . . seconds and counting
Mission: To save as much turkeys worldwide as possible
Procedure/Step 1: Recruit as many agent turkeys as possible
[sup]I am the first free turkey, the world of turkeydom depends on me for liberation, I will not fail[/sup]
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djcrooky (m)
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ehhhhhh ehhhhhhh ehhhhhh
stupid tasty turkey hero
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ajadrage
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stupid tasty turkey hero djcrooky Are you sure you're not one of the lost boys, see your name rhymes with turkey, no dey diss the guy meeen, he's just tryin to survive |
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Migines (m)
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@turkey
this ur username will backfire 1day.
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djcrooky (m)
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@turkey
this your username will backfire 1day.
na true u talk |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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It's so worrisome that not even one free turkey has been seen all day. They all either in a farm or some commercial poultry 
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ituen (m)
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I have some Free turkey rangers you could ask for help.
biggerboy, freezy, kronkykay, TT and showbobo. But be prepared to oil their hands
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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biggerboy, freezy, kronkykay, TT and showbobo. But be prepared to oil their hands whenever i hear oil, frying and things being fried comes to mind, and i'm not comfortable so much |
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saucekid (m)
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*shoots mr turkey* let me see how he'll save his brothers now |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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splailing on the floor due to the impact of the gunshot, gasping for breath amidst the stifled cackles from an asphyxiated larynx, finally losing consciousness due to the immense loss of blood from the fatal gunshot wound to the heart, and in a moment of calm purrs his last. . .
in your dreams
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georgen2u (m)
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hellomrturkey sorry we going to eat youthis december
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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hellomrturkey sorry we going to eat youthis december
prove to me that you are worthy of having me fried and grilled and peppered and barbecued, with a golden tan that is just eatable at sight. wow, i believe i'ma gonno make a goood meal someday for some lucky fella, mmm smell the intoxicating scent of my aroma whifting through cyberspace.
i might graciously decide to allow you be that special one by having your wish, if you can maybe tel me what this means (and it ain't turkese)
"rebm ecedsi htuoy ta eot gniogewy rrosy ekrut rmol leh" |
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clemcykul
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okk turkey am considerate, don't bother ill rather have chicken for xmas because theyre more sweeter and delicious than u are |
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Chuxy (m)
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ok mr turkey, because a the good heart I have I'm going to just eat one of ur laps for christmas just one, ok  |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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okk turkey am considerate, don't bother ill rather have chicken for xmas because theyre more sweeter and delicious than u are ok mr turkey, because a the good heart I have I'm going to just eat one of your laps for christmas just one, ok  wow, we have a mobile repertoire of vocabulistic and grammatically verbose missiles spewing from this one, any turkey that finds itself in that buccal cavity sure is destined for some serious hazard meeen |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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something like this? 
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dason4life (m)
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something like this?
yes o |
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ituen (m)
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Turkey man,
Ur not welcome in my house this xmas. I think I shld visit Papa Pork
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tope_teadr (m)
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Turkey, i start coming to ur home 4 english lessons.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Turkey, i'll start coming to ur home 4 english lessons.
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clemcykul
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wets lips hungrily, yeah something like dattttttt, awwww am salivating already |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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wets lips hungrily, yeah something like dattttttt, awwww am salivating already |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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Q: why did the turkey do the cluck?
A: damned if i knew
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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december 6th, the day the world stood still
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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singing "i will survive"
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Migines (m)
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Lmao. Taste damed turkey
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