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Gamine (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1184 on: August 05, 2008, 04:13 PM »

I'm fine ooo

and i want to stay that WAY!! Cheesy

i guess thats why i shift small for ur syd

i no wan make you pull some moves on me, abeg o Lips sealed Tongue Cheesy
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1185 on: August 05, 2008, 04:17 PM »

Quote from: Gamine on August 05, 2008, 04:13 PM
I'm fine ooo

and i want to stay that WAY!! Cheesy

i guess thats why i shift small for your syd

i no wan make you pull some moves on me, abeg o Lips sealed Tongue Cheesy


You need not shift at all from my syd. I am as harmless as a soldier ant   butterfly;D.

Come over to the 'Sexuality Chat room" lets chat there. Wink
Gamine (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1186 on: August 05, 2008, 04:18 PM »

ok oh  Lips sealed
lekeleke (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1187 on: August 10, 2008, 08:28 PM »

wao, u guys are doing a great job here. I'm not good in writing stories; so, when i see people who can do it well like this, i will always commend them 4 a job well done. please, try and update this trend with new stories as soon as possible;some of us are really enjoying and learning from this. U guys are just 2much. ONE LOVE,
bicey (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1188 on: August 15, 2008, 10:39 AM »




Diary,  diary diary,  SEX DIARY,   hmmnnngh Holyeye!
lexicon (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1189 on: August 15, 2008, 11:53 AM »

@Holyeye & Taciturn. you are the baddest guy on NL. I dey feel una as una dey loot all this girls & their treasures. Let it flow guys. I gat gist to tell later. sail on bro
taciturn (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1190 on: August 20, 2008, 03:36 PM »

Holy eye


Wats wrong with d diary?


Abi u dey warm up for Ramadan? may be to solidarise wt me.
whatwhat
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1191 on: August 21, 2008, 03:34 PM »

Wow this is a great thread,

First there's someone up ere that i wuldnt mite shaggin, think u all know her Gamine!!! anyone got her details?

I'm not sayin I'm a bad guy,but trust me i always get what i want, and ive dealt with her type before.

Mr Holy eye, I'm watchn u man, u have no freakin idea. Keep it up. U'll be hearin more from me
cholerik (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1192 on: August 21, 2008, 04:36 PM »

holy,nice one, but u dey kraze oh, just how real is this?a sex diary with more than a thousand replies,perverts all of una,  Wink
showbobo (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1193 on: August 22, 2008, 01:34 AM »

Quote from: whatwhat on August 21, 2008, 03:34 PM
Wow this is a great thread,

First there's someone up ere that i wuldnt mite shaggin, think u all know her Gamine!!! anyone got her details?

I'm not sayin I'm a bad guy,but trust me i always get what i want, and ive dealt with her type before.

Mr Holy eye, I'm watchn u man, u have no freakin idea. Keep it up. You'll be hearin more from me

Gamine!!!Haa Shocked Shocked

can't you see how feeble she looks with those elf-like ears.she go die under you no homo
whatwhat
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1194 on: August 22, 2008, 09:57 PM »

LMAO, dnt worry,i'll take good care of her,  Wink

chessguru (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1195 on: August 22, 2008, 10:30 PM »

MY ENCOUNTER WITH A SUGAR MUMMY!!
I was once Ekiti state board three player in national sports festival, and i met this older lady who took special interest in me, she looks quite young on her faceand beautiful but the fact that she she has a 25 year old daugther plaing as a chess player she looks sumptious/plump with flesh in the right places,   i thought it was just a fluke the first day but, by the second day the body language said it all, she even invited me over to her house at BDPA benin city!!


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chessguru (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1196 on: August 22, 2008, 10:31 PM »

gave her the benefit of doubt and went visiting the next day, it was a dubious move though, i stayed outside, i asked after her and decided to stay outside determined not to make incursions into the vital area, her box eigtheeen(The house)
she gave in and decided to take me out, fort a ride, to a joint, KAYDIES fast food, not a popular one though  but just cool, we spent almost the whole day, gisting and she was busy touching my palms and rubing and rubing never missing the opportunity to touch me at interval, thank God it was a public place,
then after that we spent the evening at an isi ewu joint , took some bottles, (i have stpoed drinking now sha) i had like 8 bottles but it has no much effect and  i still got the brain to tell her i wasnt going home with her because i got a game in hand, the next day against the present nigeria number one [playing for Ogun state then,


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chessguru (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1197 on: August 22, 2008, 10:33 PM »

well i had no choice but to go to the camp at hostel,i got penalised and the hang over affected my game the next day, my opponent played the sicilian najdof as black and i played the notorious English attack (inspired by shirov- polgar  match) i sacked on move 15  got a winning position that got the naija number uneasy but ended up loosing, no thanks to my hang over, game adjouned, had to go,
  after the tournament, (i got just bronze)One night she calls me and says she wants to go to the club. I being the nice person that i am, agree to her request. We barely spent an hour at the club and she blatantly says, "let's go to a hotel" which i read it as, "I want to f, kc you". I feign ignorance and say, "Why? u hungry ah?" and she says the sweetest words. "I want to eat u".
, osanobua la ooo


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chessguru (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1198 on: August 22, 2008, 10:34 PM »

Anyway i'll cut the long story short. Sorry, I'm bad at building up erotic  gists, i am obviously not HoLYEYE, If Spanish Fly was real, i bet she took it. She wants to do everything, huluhulu hulu to the maximum, to the left to the right to the center, attacking ,attacking, attacking, having just been dumped by my chick, I'm pretty sure tonight was going to be good, well it was great
I start picking up on things i don't like to see, like the big  tummy, not firm  but large booobs, eraser head nips, stretch marks,  the list goes. So, because i'm distracted, sexx becomes mechanical. I'm NOT enjoying it and its beginning to get worse. Lady on the other hand is having a great time because she's not met anyone that has lasted so long. She verbally tells me this, while I'm still doing her,  and it becomes the WORST sex compliment of my life. It goes like this,

Lady: [moaning and panting] "This is one of the best sex i've had in  over 30 years

then second round-
She request I continue to fuckkk her. then alnite 4th 5th  6th round,  and Lady has no sympathy for my cheated dicck. In the most graphic detail i can give u, she lies back on the bed, spreads her legs and says, "let's do it again"!! obviously insatiable!!  CHECKMATE
chessguru (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1199 on: August 22, 2008, 10:35 PM »

then the mummy returns , the next day, She ask if i'm bothered by her age. I say "Nope". I hate myself. I lied Most of u would probably think its not a big deal. To me it is i was, we had a short affair
how?
she  then gives me the best proposition i've had till then. It all started because I said I never thot i would have anything to do with a a sugar mummy and she told me that with my looks, it would not be a problem to get one without a search because older ladies would dig guys like me. She then suggest she be my sugar mummy.

Her proposal,

- #2000 a day. Which works out to #60000 a month(plus other goodies)
- I have to answer to her every desire to have sex.

I equate,

- #60000 at a cost of self dignity and worth. No problem.
- Answer to her calls for fukcks. Can be done.
- Getting an erection. Not possible, at least not when it must  be 12 rounds all night!!
    possible with my young blood chicks every friday, but not with Madam!  waka far,  I absolutely cannot, will not fuckk her again. I start ignoring her calls since  .   final resignation, END OF SIX MONTHS  AFFAIR!!
  i resigned!


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temiloju
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1200 on: August 23, 2008, 10:24 AM »

uhmmmmmmmmmmmm, Kare Jacky Collins, see as he mole every story as if the thing dey real, !!!! Tongue
chessguru (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1201 on: August 23, 2008, 08:01 PM »

@temiloju
  benin people will say amalawa, if you never enter house you will know know how it is inside?
   


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timmfikk (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1202 on: August 25, 2008, 06:16 PM »

@Chessguru, its real or its not, I really enjoy you so much,

Holyeye whats wrong give us something cool from yah desktop Library.
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1203 on: September 03, 2008, 04:48 PM »

 Huh
showbobo (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1204 on: September 09, 2008, 10:38 AM »

I can't believe this thread is dying Sad Sad Sad
kayflo (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1205 on: September 23, 2008, 08:30 PM »

Ori Gbo gbo yin ti Buru , U no know pass Obo and Oko, Pennis Plus Pussy , Nonsense, Now stand up and go and sleep, Mumu
showbobo (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1206 on: September 23, 2008, 09:23 PM »

Quote from: kayflo on September 23, 2008, 08:30 PM
Ori Gbo gbo yin ti Buru , You no know pass Obo and Oko, Pennis Plus Pussy , Nonsense, Now stand up and go and sleep, Mumu

ori gbo gbo awon ebi e buru Angry Angry
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1207 on: September 24, 2008, 10:39 AM »

Quote from: kayflo on September 23, 2008, 08:30 PM
Ori Gbo gbo yin ti Buru , You no know pass Obo and Oko, Pennis Plus Pussy , Nonsense, Now stand up and go and sleep, Mumu

My friend do not ever use such discourteous and loathsome words on this thread again. Guess you are new to the forum. Keep your cool, build a simple profile or you will be shoved out worse than you came.

Quote from: showbobo on September 23, 2008, 09:23 PM
ori gbo gbo awon ebi e buru Angry Angry
My brother pardon the kid. Not his fault really. NL is characterised by all sorts nowadays. Every thread carries a form of odious post or the other.

Enjoy.
yomi123nl (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1208 on: September 26, 2008, 12:03 AM »

Holyeye and co. what is happening to this thread? please, don't  allow this thread to die o.
Personally, i've always enjoyed this thread. Eventhough i'm not a good story writer, but I always appreciate good ones like you guys. Continue the good job and don't be discouraged by the few negative comments here. It's either those people are kids or they are hypocrites.
kayflo (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1209 on: September 29, 2008, 10:26 AM »

Thank you sir's (Matured Mens), lol,
kenpeace (m)
hi i need a sugar mum in calabar
« #1210 on: September 29, 2008, 05:21 PM »

hi my name is ken I'm a 25yr old youth corper serving in calabar. i need a sugar mum, any age and any size.you can reach me on  08066173017 or 08059064146
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1211 on: September 29, 2008, 09:16 PM »

Quote from: kayflo on September 29, 2008, 10:26 AM
Thank you sir's (Matured Mens), lol,

Good niggi. But d oyinbo no pure reach. lol

Better written as: Thank you Sirs' (Matured Men)

@ All,

M sorry that i apear disconnected from the continuity of the beloved thread. Just want to keep the gist low for now. Greater responsibilities.

How has the holiday been?

Been a full one and i am enjoying it. Left for the garden city Port Harcourt to hook up with pals, unwind a little and more especially have a change of environment. The town is really fun at night. Nice clubs, Daniels, Angels, Casablanca, Baracuda etc. kept hopping from one to another. They are within same proximity. Lest i forget those babes are killers. Grin

Two more days to go. Abuja tomorrow, finally back in Lagos on Thursday morning and straight to work thereafter.

Enjoy. Keep it simple. Less ambiguity and Vagueness.
slyknytro
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1212 on: September 30, 2008, 12:31 AM »

[b][/b][size=18pt][/size] 8)Oga please do't tell me you can kiss for 15min and the girl would not say stop? please tell me wish kind of girl is that? you need air Cry can not be true.
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1213 on: September 30, 2008, 11:08 AM »

Sup house, whats popping?
ndumart
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1214 on: September 30, 2008, 12:27 PM »

Quote from: kayflo on September 23, 2008, 08:30 PM
Ori Gbo gbo yin ti Buru , U no know pass Obo and Oko, Pennis Plus Pussy , Nonsense, Now stand up and go and sleep, Mumu
I suppose u know thereis a religion thread on NL. U can do better there
chinneexxi (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #1215 on: September 30, 2008, 02:39 PM »

@holyeye

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grinholyeye i gwadun ur sexcapades them.u no i was one of those skeptical people that taught that outrageous sexcapades like that doesent exist,but lately iv embarked on such mission imposibles,iv succeded in some and had to cover my face in shame in some oda occations.i hope to drop my own gists in the nearest future sha.and for those sceptist.don't for get that impossible is noting
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