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holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #160 on: January 18, 2008, 02:50 PM »

@ Darellone,
I have visited the topic and i have issued my candid opinion as to the requested answer.
U are one different person too. Nice weekend my brother.
smol (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #161 on: January 22, 2008, 01:46 AM »

@holyeye
i have followed your diary like a religion ever since i discovered it. although this is the first time i'l b posting a reply. i most confess that i have never had a dull moment reading your escapades. its like a james bond movie. your writing is astounding (though i doubt the veracity of it-your runs are too clean).and i would humbly request that you send me a compiled edition in my box smolaoye2002@yahoo.com. i'll advice you to publish your work if possible, its going to be a hit (though it will be rated). and lastly if by any chance these stories are true- i humbly request to be your apprentice in this game of sex-capades Grin Grin Grin. keep it coming bro, your biggest fan.
bashdecash (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #162 on: January 23, 2008, 02:39 PM »

@holyeye

where u dey copy all these stuff from?

i wan to start read am from the source wthout u copying and pasting. LOL 

U think say na small pickins them gather here?  [size=8pt]yeye as ur name implies[/size]
bicey (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #163 on: January 23, 2008, 02:41 PM »

@ smol.

Trust holyeye. He is loaded.
blackmann
Re: My Sex Diary
« #164 on: January 23, 2008, 03:05 PM »

Loaded with excess come he wants to relieve himself of abi?
chupcake (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #165 on: January 23, 2008, 03:36 PM »

This ya sex diary sef, Just be careful as one day, You go bang mamiwater, But for what it's worth, The adventures are cooooollll,
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #166 on: January 24, 2008, 10:43 AM »

@ All,
I have been on break from this awesome diary. Duty calls. Update to follow in few days

@ Smol,
Glad to read your generous soul lifting post. Also to know that you are my biggest fan. I will keep the stories coming and i must tell you they are true. I only try to post d very outstanding ones, if not this thread would have exceeded limit. As per apprenticeship, no worries. I have notes from the Prestigious University of Banging, U can undertake the course as a modular, full time or by distance learning(online). Cheers. More gists to follow.

@bashdecash,
Bros i no copy am frm anywhere oooooooooooo. that is why it takes time to be updated. These days man dey too busy. I go employ Sex secretary wey go dey do d typing as i go dey tell am. Grin

@Chupcake,
Make u sef dey help me pray say Mamiwater and other related spirit shall not come near our dwelling.

HISTY (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #167 on: January 28, 2008, 04:44 AM »

just located this posting .
hope to find time and read it thro

@holyeye
keep it coming
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #168 on: January 28, 2008, 08:56 AM »

thanx Histy Grin
jassie
Re: My Sex Diary
« #169 on: January 28, 2008, 10:56 AM »

Holyeye!

I have been waiting for the next story now! I dey vex o!!
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #170 on: January 28, 2008, 11:01 AM »

Jassie abeg no vex ooooooooo. this work wey we dey do no be small one oooooooo. Quite busy.
I will followup rite away with the events of the weekend. It was a crazy one for me. Kp u posted
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #171 on: January 28, 2008, 11:37 AM »

I will give a quick recap of events that took place few days ago.

Thursday 24th:
After work, I decided to visit an old friend who i had lost contact with for 2yrs. I saw her sister a week before and she gave me her number. I called her and we fixed to see on thursday after work hours. She was doing her hosemanship at LUTH. She rented an apartment close to the hospital.
I drove through slight traffic and arrived her house at about 7pm. We hugged heavily like our lives depended on the hug. We were obviously pleased to see eachother after a long while.  She had changed so much from the last time we saw. She is about 6ft+ in height. Heavily loaded and sexy too. There was power outage. She put on the generator and closed the door behind her, even locking it with keys. I immediately developed strong hopes that somethin would happen again. The last time we saw was the first and only time we kissed and smooched heavily without sex. We had been friends for about 4yrs. We knew we were fond of eachother but no one wanted to mess up the relationship and friendship. But we had to unleash our emotion and passion the last time because we were aware of the obvious that we will be separated for a while.
After Locking the door, She sat beside me. I held her close and she bent her head on my laps obviously tryin to avoid my face. Then she stood up to give me light refreshments. We had juice and we chatted a while. She said a lot about her new life, attitude and maturity. I gradually started loosing my urge for any action. She kept on talking on how unreliable guys were. I had no choice but to butress her gists. After chatting for 1hr. It was about past 8pm. I decided to tell her i was leaving. I was goin to use that as a bait. She looked surprised that i would leave so soon. I gave excuses that were not in existence. She stood up from the rug which she had been lying on for a while with exposed stomach at intervals. We hugged each other this time with a passion that we will miss each other. Then she asked i held her closer and tighter. That resuscitated the feeling back in me. I had an instant erection. I faced her and took her lips staright in mine. She did not put up any resistance. I was damn too happy.
We embarked on an adventure that lasted another crazy hour. I stripped her of all her clothings. Took her in the kitchen, rug, couch and on the bed. We were mad with sex. She kept on begging for more. It was a memorable first time for the two of us together.
After the sex she started crying. She said she had promised not to avail any one the opportunity until  a long time. But she didn't know when she lost her guard. I had to pet her and she was happy before i left. Kai sweet babes plenty for lagos ooooooooo. No be small tin.

Friday and Sunday sexcapades(Near Sex with a complete stranger) to follow later in the day. Enjoy
efuah (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #172 on: January 28, 2008, 04:08 PM »

holyeye! holyeye!! holyeye!!! how many times did i call u? Hmmmm, so u're still doing this "thing" abi? Why are u doing this to ur fiancee? not fair o, not fair at all Angry Angry Angry
jassie
Re: My Sex Diary
« #173 on: January 28, 2008, 05:09 PM »

Holyeye!  Smiley

Thanks for the appetizer~ looking forward to a freakier episode later  Grin
minute (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #174 on: January 28, 2008, 05:15 PM »

LOL.God in heaven, this guy is nuts,COMPLETELY NUTS!
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #175 on: January 29, 2008, 10:00 AM »

@ Efuah,
Oh dear, u called me three times. Don't be sad, i am beta now than before and i look forward to being a hundred percent faithful husband when i marry her. I am undergoing a rehabilitation process now. Taking fewer doses. I love her too much. please remove those sad icons and send a smily one. Wink

@ Minute,
NUTS as in wetin ooooooooo. Do u mean groudnuts or coconuts or is it cashew nuts? Baby i dey bam ooooooo. D diary never start sef. I hope to update twice a week as soon as i have the time. Nice day  Grin
blackmann
Re: My Sex Diary
« #176 on: January 29, 2008, 10:13 AM »

U are taking fewer doses abi? ur case be like that man wey them meet for bar wey dey always drink 3 bottles of beer, one for himself, and two for his friends. one day another guy saw him drinking only two. he then asked what about the third. the guy replied "my two friends still drink, but i've decided to quit drinking."
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #177 on: January 29, 2008, 10:25 AM »

Friday night 25th January:

Since it was another TGIF, i was sure i wont be going home. So i hooked up as usual with a friend on the Island, so that we can go hanging out and ease off the week's stress at the club. We were both broke (january no money fever). We decided earlier in the day to go with our own babes to minimise the cumulative amount of money to be spent. My babe definitely was out of the picture. She would be over tired due to the nature of her job. She does not even subscribe to regular clubbing. I started making round calls to all the possible babes i could think of that we had clubbed togeda in the past. I streamlined the list to 2 of them, and finally picked the one that is more loaded with cash. Immediately i told her she obliged to accompany me to the club.
She came over to the house at about 9pm. We had round 1 in my friend's guestroom with her request of slotting an xrated movie(mojo). D babe na fire. Her cunt was so tight that i wondered if it was my privates that became bigger. She confessed to using tightning cream and medication to restore the tightness. She produced two chinese lubricants from her bag. The first one is used to stimulate the clitoris and pass hot sensations through the vagina city to the entire part of the body. While the other is similar to KY Jelly to provide direct uninterrupted access to the cunt. I am sure the babes ere know what i am talking about. We had a splendid bangin session.

We left for the club at 11pm. We went to Sage, had some crazy time there, then left for coconut grrove on Awolowo road, then went back to Sage. On our way back to sage, she kept tellin me she wants to bang again. We parked the car deliberated a while. My friend and his babe left us to continue their jiving. I decided to circumvent the area while she gives me a Blow job. The roads were free. The feeling was crazy. I nearly plunged the car into a ditch. I had fears that some guys might bust out from nowhere to harass us because where we parked was away from the club but i could not stop her. After a while we went to the back seat. I banged the living day light out of her. We cared less about the shock absorber of the car. The car is a Kia Rio given to her by her company. I left mine at my friends place and went in hers. We had little room to carry out our activity but we made judicious use of the space. After reaching orgasm, we were so exhausted that we had to call my friend to cut short the night and let us return home. The time was 2:20am. We slept till about 6am. I then left for my flat on the mainland.

No be small tin ooooooooo.
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #178 on: January 29, 2008, 10:30 AM »

Quote from: blackmann on January 29, 2008, 10:13 AM
You are taking fewer doses abi? your case be like that man wey them meet for bar wey dey always drink 3 bottles of beer, one for himself, and two for his friends. one day another guy saw him drinking only two. he then asked what about the third. the guy replied "my two friends still drink, but i've decided to quit drinking."

Bros laugh no gree stop for my mouth ooooooooo. U got the interpretation very right. How body? Hope u keeping it real. Cheers Cheesy
blackmann
Re: My Sex Diary
« #179 on: January 29, 2008, 11:52 AM »

Bodi dey cloth jare holyeye. If for say i dey get some "action" as you dey always get, i for see something dey write about as you dey do. abi what do u think Wink?
naijachix (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #180 on: January 29, 2008, 12:35 PM »

i no fit shout!

seun see wetin your brother de do. . .

if na me. . .
busybody20
Re: My Sex Diary
« #181 on: January 29, 2008, 08:23 PM »

@ Holyeye,

You too do self! You no dey tire?
lg
Re: My Sex Diary
« #182 on: January 29, 2008, 08:27 PM »

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darellone
Re: My Sex Diary
« #183 on: January 30, 2008, 07:19 AM »

@ lg,

What has Forex got to do with the sex diary.

@ All,

Any similarities?
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #184 on: January 30, 2008, 10:24 AM »

@ blackman,
glad to kno u around. I am sure u are being quiet about all your black sex actions. I believe say u go yarn very soon.  Cheesy. Greet madam 4 me ooooooooo.

@ naijachix,
wetin i dey do ooooooo? Abeg leave bros Seun alone, d guy dey enjoy d diary no be small, that one mean say nothin dey happen. Plenty story still dey for cooler. Cheers  Cheesy

@ busybody20
Babe, i never fit to tire ooo. I be small pikin. I never old at all. My grandpa wey be 90yrs still dey acquire more wives.  Smiley

@ Ig,
Hmmmmmmmmm. Na wa oooo. E be like say u desperate to make money from forex training. You no even collect permission ok. Any reply wey u get tru this thread, we go share the money 50:50 Cheesy. Hope say u sabi d tin well well sha.

@ darellone,
bros where have u been? Hope u doin great. No mind Ig jare. I would love to chat with u some day soon. Tk kia.

Keep it real.
darellone
Re: My Sex Diary
« #185 on: January 30, 2008, 01:00 PM »

@ Holyeye,

My guy, Na work ooo. it was this morning that i decided to check your sex diary to see if there are any update in the season.

Holyeye, You go soon collect Kora Award ooo. Gist me, did you call that sharp girl ( the girl you had a Phone bet with on who will discharge first***the Osu Chic***) when you were call all ur chikitos

This season is not complete ooo. Kindly update.

I wudnt mind have a chat with a boss like you.

bicey (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #186 on: January 30, 2008, 02:42 PM »

@ Holyeye.


I am sorry for you. Anyway you 've got the energy!
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #187 on: January 30, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: darellone on January 30, 2008, 01:00 PM
@ Holyeye,

My guy, Na work ooo. it was this morning that i decided to check your sex diary to see if there are any update in the season.

Holyeye, You go soon collect Kora Award ooo. Gist me, did you call that sharp girl ( the girl you had a Phone bet with on who will discharge first***the Osu Chic***) when you were call all your chikitos

This season is not complete ooo. Kindly update.

I wudnt mind have a chat with a boss like you.



@ Darellone,

About d award, i hope say them go putmoney inside oooo. As per that Osu chick me no call am ooo. I only called my galfriends that were workin on the Island. I did not want a liability moreso that particular babe na trouble. Grin
I should complete last weekend's gist now. Just got in since i left in the wee hours of the day. To make money for Naija no be small tin oo. Na God go help us.

@ bicey
Bros no sori 4 me oooo. I sabi say u sef get plenty energy. We all need d energy to teach the Koko leason. Cheesy
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #188 on: January 30, 2008, 11:34 PM »

Update continued

Saturday 26th:
My babe was around. We had fun to d fullest. She prepared a lot of delicacies as if she knew i was dehydrated from the events of the previous days. 5 course meal in one sitting.
As per the other part; no graphical descriptive, expressive, illustrative narration. Na my wife to be. So no bang gists. Grin

Sunday 27th:
I was home in the morning. I started the day with sending out some work emails. Then i read a mail i had was not opportuned to read earlier. It was from a girl that i had never seen, nor do i know her or met her anywhere.
The mail read thus: "I saw your picture on an affliate site and i instantly fell in love with you. Kindly give me a call on xxxxx, so we can share some love". This was a t about 10am.
I taught it was a joke. I decided to call the number. A lady picked from the other end. Polished voice. I introduced myself and it took her some time to place the name and figure out my explanation of how i got her number. When she finally did, she still sounded normal. So i asked how she wanted us to see and when. She immediately replied we see that same day at 4pm. I exclaimed. She said she would be travllin the next day. I asked she sent her address to me. She sent an address somewhere in Ajao Estate.  My babe came in about 30minutes later. I deleted any source of trace with the text message inclusive. I scribbled the message on a sheet of paper. At 2pm my babe asked i took her to bobby's on Allen to make her hair. After droppin her i told her i wanted to see a couple of friends and she objected not.

I faced the Ajao estate through the Airport. I got there in less than 30mins. She was really impressed i got there for 3.30 as against 4pm. I called her and she came out to receive me.  She didnt look ba at all. Light skinned, cute physique and rounded face. I decided to play the cool fine boi. I extended a handshake to her, to my surprise she refused and hugged me instead, we were still outside.

We strolled into her apartment and i met two men in the livingroom. I was shocked to see them. I expected to meet no one but her or some of her female friends. She introduced one of the men as her uncle and the other as his guest. Also introducing me as a longtime friend. My eyes nearly popped out in amazement. I sat with the men in the livingroom while she went into the inner private part of the building. She came out in about 5mins and hugged me from the back of the couch whispering to me to come into the room with her. I was still dazed at the freedom she had to display such affection infront of her older uncle.

I obliged and followed he to her room. I sat ona couch in her room and she sat beside me. Immediately we sat down, she put her hands round about my neck and her legs over my legs. All in less than 15 minutes. No introduction, no pleasantries, no gisting, straight to the point. Even my own liver dropped. I was still playing the cool guy. She mived my hand to her breast that i fondle them. She planted kisses over my face talking in hush soft tones on how good looking i was. She was all over me. I decided to take over the show from her.

I laid her on the couch and gave her the kissing of her life. She unbuttoned my shirt hurriedly,planting her hands on my chest. I sucked her breast and at same time touching her over. I have never come across such a hyperactive sexual person. I put a hand into her jeans pants from d back stroking her ass. My mouth worked wonders on her. She demanded i banged her there and there. I declined. I was so scared that there was more to it.  I used her house as an excuse. She asked we went to my house or a guest house. I told her my fiancee was around and i had an appointment elsewhere. She was mad with rage and lust combined. Her eyes eating the whole of me up. Her cousin came Knocking like twice to tell her she was needed by her uncle. Before leaving home i called my brother and sent the address to him via sms, jusincase the person i was going to see was not what i thought  Grin.

She unzipped my trousers and slowly sucked my privates. I was mad with ecstasy but i was sure i wouldnt release. I had indulged in a lot of bang action the previous days. After a while she stopped and beggged i bang heror suck her cunt. I declined to suck her because for i just could not place the realit of all we were doing. I asked her to pick a new date. She picked the next weekend. I didnot argue and ensured i dropped no sign of reaching me outside my phone number that she already had. Me i no dey see am this coming weekend oooo.

I left verysure that i was not interested in seeing her again. She called me until i lied to her that i was back home. I went to pick my babe at the salon aterwards. It was a sharp unbelievable near sex with a stranger. She sent me an erotic sms of how she felt with my mouth on her nipples and the caresses.

I know believe say i go fit run oooo. My people i run from this one. No be all food dey to chop. Abeg no mind all my typographical errors. Quite tired. Need to go to bed now.

No long tin. Cheers
jassie
Re: My Sex Diary
« #189 on: January 31, 2008, 01:11 AM »

weird  Cheesy
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #190 on: January 31, 2008, 07:29 AM »

Quote from: jassie on January 31, 2008, 01:11 AM
weird Cheesy

 Cheesy Grin
bicey (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #191 on: January 31, 2008, 08:51 AM »

@Holyeye.

Bang gist, graphical descriptive, expressive, illustrative narration with your WIFE to be will be good as the cover page of this Diary to confirm your sincerity to us,  It makes a lot of sense  ,  Isn't it?
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