My Sex Diary

i will skip d preamble but i was in her house last weekend thinking i would finally score.that was when i really got to discover her fetish first hand.on the way there she put her finger in between her thighs and brought it out and told me to have a taste.without hesitation i put the finger in my mouth and tasted her p**sy.it made heer go crazy.when we got to the house there was power failure so we went in virtually unnoticed.that was the only time i kissed her if i could call it that.it b egan as a normal kiss then she began to produce a lot of saliva and put it in my mouth.this continued for a while and then she couldnt wait to get on me and in no time,i was on the ground in the parlor and she just pulled up her skirt and was astride my face facing my body.i started to give her the best lick ever and when she came she came with the thunder spilling her juice all over my face and the carpet.i didnt really hear her scream then cause her thighs were pressed against the side of my face.she remained there for a while and then while still on my face,asked me if i was ready.expecting the worst,i said no but she had already started to unbuckle the belt of my chinos.i became fully turgid in less than 5 seconds.she lowered her lips to my d**k and wrapped them around the head.it was so intense that i almost came in her mouth right there but then she quickly withdrew.she stood up, removed the skirt totally and then promised to make me come like never before.i was fully ready and she made me get up briefly for her to lay linoleum carpet under me so as not to mess her carpet up.i did not know what lay in store.when she got back on me,she placed her a**hole over my mouth and told me to tounge f**k her a** cause she had just come.she then proceeded to give me the best blow job i have ever received.funny i expected to release almost immediately but she had a technique of holding the base of the shaft of my d**k so i was tonguing her ass for almost 20 minutes.when she released it as my was about to shoot up,she held it again and the most extraordinary thing happened.she began to pee all over my face.thinking it was come,i opened my mouth wide but in an instant i realized what was happeneing.when i tried to turn my face away,she just sat more firmly on my face and released my shaft.the pleasure i was about to experience turned my mind and i put my hands over her thighs and pushed my face into her ass even more as i pushed my d**k up into her mouth.then,she help it again and told me urgently open your mouth!!I'm my high state,i did and then it finally happened.she actually shat into my mouth,on my face,my nose,my hair,everywhere.simultaneously,she released my shaft and sucked my d**k with a lot of pressure.this may sound odd but really,that was the best sensation of releasing i had ever had.i must have been coming for nothing less than 3 minutes.as she was shitting,i was coming and she just kept on moving her ass up and down all over my face plastering it with her mess.when my jerky movements finally subsided,there was shit all over my face,in my mouth,on my hair and on her linoleum.that was when i understood what it was for.she rolled of my face,turned around and asked me if i enjoyed it.now to the house to be honest,i did.that marked the beginning of a new phase in the relationship.as i write this now,i have become one that does her bidding completely.in the office,i have drunk her urine but at her place,it is now commonplace.thats the story of it all.the fetish i discovered was just this.cropophilia

@beejay1969.

I can not stop laughing. sounds you are very happy with your latest achievement? YES Great You.  A true son of his father. Chop shit, urine from a lady!!!!!!!!!!.


You are Great jare!

VERY FERTILE

CHANGED MY WAYS AND THOUGHTS

SIGNING OUT

FOR GOOD

hey beee-jayyyyyyyyy,

congrats man, Now you are talking,
you have just been baptised!
thats the real baptism.

one advice: make sure you marry her so no innocent guurl will get diseases from you!

@ all guurls, if you ever meet a guuy fron nairaland, ask well if he's beejay,
check his computer, log on to nairaland and try logging on a user name, if beejay comes on, he is the one!!!!!
Run and leave your p***t!!!

@ Beejay1969,
Bros this na real wa ooo. Chop shit, drink urine, plaster shit, no be small tin oooo.
Well it is an experience no matter how horrible it is or dirty it may sound.
Walahi if i meet person wey carry yansh come my face i go run. Make u soak your face well well for izal else u fit catch face bumps ooo.
Irrespective of the comeents, please keep us updated on your shity experience with madam.
No long tin bro. Have a lovely week with your shity boss. 

where are you even reading from? don't let them catch you o. One advice, keep your di,ck in uur short!!!

Make I hear beta story. Which kind nonsense be that
Ewu. e be like say u don kolo walai.

@ all,
How una dey? Sure we are all having a swell weekend.
Halla at all later.
Enjoy

@ all,
where we all go?
I have been extremely busy guess likewise everyone.

Latest gist:
Last week tuesday, i walked into a bank and i needed to transfer funds on behalf of my firm to an offshore account.
I related with the banking executives and there was this young pretty lady that kept her face fixed and glued to my face. I enjoyed it a while but became very uneasy at a point. Before i left i exchanged cards with them to give me a call as soon as my request gets activated or done. To my utmost surprise i received an sms from this lady that amazed me. It states thus:

Hi handsome, could not stop staring at u as u walked into the bank and as we gisted. please don't take my request as a cheap one. Would look forward to a reply from you. we can hook up after work hours. I close late. XXXX.

I wondered if that was an answer to my fund transfer confirmation. Her colleague (a guy) called me thereafter to confirm that my transaction had been made. Since last week till date, i have not seen her due to my schedule but she calls me day and night. She almost put me in trouble this weekend with my fiancee when she wont stop calling when i didnt pick up.

From observation, she just wants a bang and that is it. I am damn sure she is not cut out for a relationship or long tins. Wetin man eye no go c for Lagos oooo. well i have decided to keep dodging her until she can take it no more. For once i should not rush this one. Abi wetin una think?

Holyeye

You stories are captivating and entertaining but yet seem farcical or fictional. I cannot seem pair your stories with a real life scenaio. But then again who am i to judge. If indeed your stories are not fabricated then i cannot but crown you the modern day game - boy or pimp who just knows how to get the woman he wants. I am sure you're a role model to a number of young guys out there (not me sorry ). If however your stories are fabricated, then i have no option but acknowledge your script writing prowess. How you are able to blend the different scenes together is a quality of good script writer in which most of our nigerian movies lack. So, either case you are doin a good job. i have subscribed to this thread just to keep tabs on u. Well done. Keep the stories coming.



Kai, i don speak too mush grammar for here o. people for here go begin curse me now

let see how this one will happen

@holyeye,
so u have a fiance ?
only God knows how both of u will do when u finally gets married

                                                      The Diary now on Page 12 ,   holyeye keep up d good job,

My Sex Diary:

Oh Jassie My Jassie
Oh Jassie My Jassie
Oh Jassie My Jassie

My sex Diary:  My Sex Diary misses you! Where have you been?
Jassie: O Boy Eee, Na Longest thing O!!! I just tire for house!
My sex Diary: Tired As in?
Jassie: I say I tire thats all
My sex Diary: Is that why you've not updated the diary?
Jassie: Ok You wan know the truth?
My sex Diary: Why not? Tell me abeg
Jassie: Okay Okay Na one girl just dey knock me down for house o!
My sex Diary: LMAO Girl knock u down for house? Abeg Expatiate further
Jassie: Your english self too much. The girl dey come 3rice a week and each time she comes we dey do 3 rounds all the time. So i get small fever, even me dey run for the girl now! Na everytime she dey call me. The last time wey she call, I tell am say I dey Cotonou!
My sex Diary: LMAO LMAO LMAO
Jassie: You dey use me laff now abi! No shags, na u ask me question and I answer you!
My sex Diary: I dey surprised say Puxxy tire you o! upon all your mouth! LMAO
Jassie: O boy, this thing no easy o. I don lose weight self because I no dey chop too much. I come be like person we dey drink OGOGORO
My sex Diary: So where u dey now?
Jassie: I dey house o, but I think say I wan go hospital make them gimme drip so I go get water for body small.
My sex Diary: You wan go hospital? You sure say those sexy nurses no go dey TEMPED TO TOUCH?
Jassie: O boy, na true u talk o. For your info. the last time wey I go hospital the nurses dey tell me say I get fine vein and fine face too. Wetin that one mean now?
My sex Diary: You dey ask me, make them admit u for hospital first so You go know whats up! LMAO
Jassie: Hmm Na wa oo. So I no dey safe for hospital self. Abi them use washing swear for me? I tired o, even the nurses wan fcuk me! Eeya. I pity myself.
My sex Diary: LMAO ennof heard! Get well soon! And update the diary as soon as u dey stronger 
Jassie: No be say I sick, I just wan rest small jare.
My sex Diary: Okay man. S'all good. later man 
Jassie: Yeah Later 

@ Jassie,
Nice interview storyboard. Perfect questions. Exactly what d board of directors of the thread would have requested from you. At least we all know why the continuous silence. Ok ooo, rest well and pump us with more action. Nice weekend

@ busybody20,
Fantastic liar, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I don hear that one before oooo. Una never start ooo. D tori never even drop, just wait for other gists to start dropping. I am sure u going to want to whip ma ass. True tlk atimes dey bitter. Funny enough this is not the first banker to want to flirt with me in such way or manner. Make God dey helep us.

Gist continued,
She begged for a time out this evening on her bill. I am considering it. I like Swe bar in city mall. If i concede to her demands then i would have to shelve other important obligatory plans. Still thinking. Make i go or make i no go, ? Time will tell. Friday night, no be small tin ooo. Keep all man posted. Watch out tomorrow for the events of tonight.

No long tin

holy eye,  i believe you!!! der are a lot of chicks out there looking for a good f, k. please don't hesitate to give it to her!!!! but please don't skin dive!

@POSTER
I DEY VEX O
because OF U I NO SLEEP WELL