My Sex Diary

                   @ holyeye,   see ruky_ivy signing up for the fantasy,  Keep the beat going ,

@ jassie/Taciturn,
Haba make una take am easy oooo. I sure say no be as una dey think am oooo . Ruky like every other person is a member of our beloved diary and na correct tin say she dey speak her mind.
@ cooldude,
u are more than rite about dose comments. She is indeed bold and great. Kudos to the real gals on this thread.

@ all,
We finally met last night. She looked stunning. I guess she took extra time in re applying her make up. I was extremely tired due to the day's work load and stress. The usual monday waka. She was really excited. we chatted like we had known each other for years. She was not at all shy. She opened up straight without mincing words that she wants us to get deeply intimate. I kept on gazing at her. Though not the first time hearing that though. Her eyes like the first time were glued to mine. Maybe she was searching for an access through i really do not know.
She called the bar man and ordered for Smirnoff ice. I requested for Guiness extra smooth. She dipped her hand into her hand bag and brought out a packet of benson cigarettes and offered me, i declined. I kept looking at her. She crossed her legs and her mini skirt moved up, exposing her thighs. All her antics were not new to me. she sure is a good disciple of the art of seduction. Walahi i enjoyed it more. Was goin to torture her till she can't take it anymore.
After about an hour, i requested to leave. She told me it was just 8pm. I pleaded with her since i was goin to the mainland. She was disappointed. She stays with her uncle in Lekki phase 1. All the excitement on her frain drained off rapidly. I really could not help her. I am convinced that she is in the act of dumpin and using guys. The first of her kind ooooo. She has the good looks and believe in having what she wants.
At 11pm last night she called to know if i was safely at home. I appreciated the call though. She sounded more composed and concerned. Afterwards she sent me a nice text message. She promised to win her way into my heart. How she go do am, make we dey see ooo.


No long tin oooo. Work dey ooooo.

holy eye abi na evil mouth. . . . as u dey see me so for this thread, u know what's in waiting for u. Report home fast before i start roasting that stick to spunk ur butts!

. . . is that so?

Don't worry, he understand. . .

huh? huh?? huh???

taciturn. . . i don't need you to understand, the recipient does.

EFUAHHHHH, ??  GHANA to NIJA,  you want an international adventure?  HOLYEYE here oooh Now you need to start preparing for a GHANA trip.

Efuah,    Who no like good thing!  u dey claim say holyeye na your brother,  ,  i can see YOU also GBADUN KOBOKO. No wahala.

Efuah,    Who no like good thing!  u dey claim say holyeye na your brother,  ,  i can see YOU also GBADUN KOBOKO. No wahala.

I am digging through d DIARY to bring out your former contributions but now Holyeye has turned your brother. Ghana girls Gbadun KOBOKO

Efuah, haba! Now you are talking. If your aim is to get holyeye to be your brother, you should have come in a different way not by claiming an imaginary brotherhood with our own HOLYEYE.



I am surprised at your statement as i still wonder what you are actually looking for here in this DAIRY. We know you are a SENIOR GIRL with high pedigree and that is why an official invitation was not sent to your desk to be part of this DIARY.

Holier than thou.

I will encourage you  to keep the beat up as very soon you will have more to say,

You claim say you be GHANA Girl but ow come you have all the time on nairaland? so if you want to remain a GHANA big girl. I think you have a choice, 

a word is enough for the wise.

No long tin.

                     
                chai,  men when will this
                    thing happen???, 

Efuah !                          Mummy!         Short of words ! Anyway you are entitled to your own opinion.

@ Holyeye

I enjoy reading ur sexcapades,  u should publish it,   
Abeg keep "em coming, 

I think I have to check it now

Hello Nairalanders,
I'm a teacher of the Bible.
When Jesus was tempted in the wilderness, the devil came to him and show him the kingdoms of the world and the glory of them, saying " all these things will I give you if you wll fall down and worship me" Jesus answered and said "It is written , "
Will you fall down and worhip the devil with all these sex things.
It is written " Flee youthful lusts"

@darkey

i second that

kin lo je be

Efosa Val, Ruky,
You gurls arent bad at all,

Holyeye,
don't let your fans down jooo.
Y'all know what? i had a sexcapade recently, i wish i could tell you guys but i aint a good story teller. If anyone volunteers, i will send the story to him/her then he comes up with the readable version.