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chinesedoll (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #416 on: March 22, 2008, 08:00 PM »

@cooldude

thank u jare, guess u re kool 2 Cool Cool Cool Wink
taciturn (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #417 on: March 25, 2008, 08:29 AM »







                                                       Holyeye,  Where are you?
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #418 on: March 25, 2008, 09:54 AM »

@ all,
hw bodi? really misssed everyone dese few days. I have been off the net for few days now. Had to take my wonderful fiancee for a treat at a resort. Wonderful i must say. Though some slight hitches here and there accessing the terrain.

To conclude my story on the bank babe, I saw her on friday evening. She came ova to check me at my recreation club. She requested we swam together. She was prepared. Her trunk i must confess was very sexy on her. I took a big risk because my fiancee was in my house gettin ready for our trip on saturday. My house is not far from the club. We had fun. The babe really showed class. what tripped me most was that she left the Island to be with me on the mainland late that evening.
We left the pool after so much fun and flirting. we changed and she dragged me to her car. Before i could say jack robinson we started kissing at the carpark. No be small tin ooo. We got to the back seat and it continued. When she changed she wore no bra nor pant. I cannot continue to express in words everythin that happened. She took over my game. Perfect seductress. My long tin that i tot was tired of banging since my fiancee and i had a crazy lovemaking session before i left her did not disappoint. It got so turgid and long that i tot it would burst. The veins were thick and gave character it.
I did not bang her. I am deeply sorry to diasppoint everyone this time around. I just wanted to leave a statement in her life. You don't get what you want all the time.
She sent me a text last night that she is gradually gettin over the crush,but would not forget the carpark romance in a jiffy. We would be friends, i ve started to develop a liking for her. She is a very nice person. She got me cufflinks for easter. I have it on today, reali very nice.

I am really drowsy at work today.

The real shocker is that i would be off this sweet diary for a while. I am travelling on an assignment tomorrow. Field work all through. Would be extremely busy. I want to appreciate everyone that has stuck to this diary over time. You guys have got ma back. Will miss everyone. Especially the lovely Nairaland goodlooking babes that have been real and active on this thread. Kiss  Jassie, Taciturn and cooldude i handover to u guys till i return.
Keep the diary alive till i return.
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #419 on: March 25, 2008, 12:08 PM »

Ol boy, you nor try ar all!!!!!!!!!
What a way to tell us your internet connection don expire;D
Anyway, i nor fit call my padi Orleh, so mail me and lets see what we can do about your connectivity. We might even do a fund raising for you,after all, all of us don get hard-ons and guurls them don wet tire for this your page.
As for me, i nor fit write toriii, your fans go vex o, so my brother, lets talk, if you mail me, i will send ma number, then we talk, i nor wann put am here make maa people no know say na me oooooo.
And if indeed you dey go trip, i wish you a safe trip o, give me your fiancee number  :-*make i help you dey take care of am. No worry, i nor go dissapoint you, we are brothers Tongue Tongue;D

On a serious note holyeye, mail me, we suppose yarn now.
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #420 on: March 25, 2008, 01:55 PM »

@ cooldude,
U wan kill me with laughter oooooo. I just kept laughing and laughing. I would endeavour to mail you before the day runs out. I got to make arrangement to leave early tomorrow. No worry about my fiancee. She go dey see my mama and papa so she no go miss me too much.
Nice one. Keep it real Cheesy
how far
Re: My Sex Diary
« #421 on: March 25, 2008, 09:22 PM »

@holeyeye, i really do enjoy your gists and believe me have made my friends over here to always read your stories.
 
Very soon i will bring to the board my own adventure at a night club here with a white chick.cheers
scorpio1 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #422 on: March 26, 2008, 12:11 AM »

UNBELIEVABLE,
This is utterly disgusting, how could u, !!!!
ooohhhh oohhhhhh, UNBELIEVABLE!!!
You eat shit, u drink pee, ??
Quote
@ all guurls, if you ever meet a guuy fron nairaland, ask well if he's beejay,
check his computer, log on to nairaland and try logging on a user name, if beejay comes on, he is the one!!!!!
Run and leave your p***t!!!

I support that, RUN FOR UR DEAR LIFE!!!
scorpio1 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #423 on: March 26, 2008, 12:43 AM »

Quote
Ol boy, you nor try ar all!!!!!!!!!
What a way to tell us your internet connection don expire;D
Anyway, i nor fit call my padi Orleh, so mail me and lets see what we can do about your connectivity. We might even do a fund raising for you,after all, all of us don get hard-ons and guurls them don wet tire for this your page.
As for me, i nor fit write toriii, your fans go vex o, so my brother, lets talk, if you mail me, i will send ma number, then we talk, i nor wann put am here make maa people no know say na me oooooo.
And if indeed you dey go trip, i wish you a safe trip o, give me your fiancee number  :-*make i help you dey take care of am. No worry, i nor go dissapoint you, we are brothers Tongue Tongue;D

On a serious note holyeye, mail me, we suppose yarn now.

I agree with u, i am willing to contribute.
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #424 on: March 26, 2008, 03:06 PM »

Scorpio, write one toriii and lets see your stuff, if you try, i go inaugurate you into the family, you go dey gist us till holyeye comes. welcome on board bro.
stave9ja (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #425 on: March 26, 2008, 03:40 PM »

, introduction

i am steve a nigerian

male 28

i have a lot to say so i hope i will be welcomed to this thread

i run a small outfit which has office in lagos abuja and abroad

i was in the office one day when a young calabar girl came in the seek for job my secretary directed her to me i told her for noe we are low on budget so no job

she then went into the tale of how she has no where to go so i gave her the 1500 in my pocket

at closing time as i was about to enter my car i saw her lurking around the corner i then got interested and asked her what she is still doing around. she said she has no where to stay for the night

i decided to take her home along the way i thought what if she was a thief or hired killer so i went to an hotel along the way

inside the room i told her to enjoy herself and she told me to wait a bit so she can change and excort me.
my oh my when she cam out of the bathroom she was naked i mean from head to toe

she has s soft face though long, medium tits with strong nipples i mean big sizeable nipples and she has a thick bush down at the *******

i was emmidiatly captivated so i pilled out my cloths then remembered i had no condom i was about to put my cloths back on when she provided gold circle

wosh i was on her licking the thick nipples, and squezzing the tits. she wanted 69 position but i refused. i have learnt lessons about expired P***sies so she gave me a mouth job then i came in form behind gosh she was slim so i could pack her and really dig in and my johny being long got down. i then turned her around for more face me i face you digging

i came once i think she did trice and i got ready to go

she then told me ,

stay tuned till next time

note: its real
taciturn (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #426 on: March 27, 2008, 12:24 PM »



Stave9ja,  U do well!!!!  But me dey fear those free things oooh.
stave9ja (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #427 on: March 27, 2008, 01:54 PM »

me tooooooooooo
tonte (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #428 on: March 27, 2008, 09:58 PM »

alrite it goes like this

A friend of mine was havin his birthday get together and stuff like that so yea the atmosphere was all full of lust and promiscousity i must confess, i got to the party early and got on with the preparations and stuff like that before i went 2 bring the chic i planned of rock the night with,   so i took a friend and got 2 her crib in school when she pointed out her friend who was also interested in the party ( we school in a sharia state so parties are really scarce) her friend is a damsel, i must confess i have always been trippin 4 d girl and she has the reputation of the being the person with the bggest pair of boobs in her department though not too fine but very presentable @ night. So we got in the party and every thing was goin on wild but she really didn't like the idea of mii rockin with another chick and that was when i got the message, i went 2 the bac of the house 2 arrange with the guys sharin all d alchohol 2 keep su specially 4 mii 'because i wanted 2 get her tipsy but it didn't quite work out well so we just left that out. After d party she wanted 2 go bac 2 her house but i suggested she comes 2 ma own house giving her reasons like security risks and that it would be a good idea that she knows ma house i even suggested that ma friend ( the one i originally planned 2 rock with @ the party) could come with us if she had any fears commin over 2 ma house at that time, it was almost 11: 30 pm, after all excuses, with very little hesitation she obliged, when we got 2 ma house she took her bath, but while takin her bath she was askin 4 everything 2 be brought in the bathroom 4 her and she was really free with mii allowing mi 2 get in while she was in d shower then i knew i had 2 hit that night, ma cousin was also around and ma other friend has been nursing some kind of crush which she hardly admits on him so he kept her busy thank God 4 that, ma fat mate was also at home but he had no company he was so frustrated i am sure he wanked that night, because if he did not he may have been found dead the next morning. After she took her bath she came on ma bed and we were talkin she told mii 2 take a bath then i knew she wanted a little sumtin, when i ot back we got talking but she kept struggling with mii and insisting that i let her be but at that point ma long tin would entertain no excuses i tried all i could but she did not oblige then luckily her friend came in and was shocked that we were still dressed up and dullin the night away. I started talkin of how i always dreamed of a threesome and hw we could actualise that dream rite there den after sum girl talk they agreed on the condition that i tell nobody about what would happen i agreed sharply den they just made mii relax and ordered that i don't make any move,, they took of my boxer shorts and played a little familiarity game with my long tin den she gave mii an outstanding blow job mean while ma cousin came bac after his unproductive search 4 a condom in our house 2 get the other girl out of my room this gave mii and the big boobed girl all alone in ma room doin all kind of thongs 2 our selves really i pray that God should 4give mii because that shit was d bomb i haven't gotten laid like that in a long while we sucked and fucked the whole night in all crazy positions that came in our heads till we were out of gas. The fun part is that i don't even have her number and she doesn,t have mine just one night stand i saw her 2day sha and d look i got makes mii feel am going to get it again soon but i have tests now so the church is ma favourite place 4 now

keep y'all posted with mo action
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #429 on: March 28, 2008, 09:31 AM »

@steve9ja,
i see taciturn has welcomed you on board, i'm also welcoming you,
nice one there, but it looks to me that you took advantage of the damn poor guurl!
don't you think of dumping her like that, you must get something for her in your office ok!

@tonte,
you didnt even introduce yourself, you just started. i also think this is your first post on this thread, anyway, welcome man.The guurls made you promise to tell noONE but you ended up telling us,,,anyway, we are noONE innit?

@ all,
what do Y'all think? should they be inaugurated into the fold?
their stories aint bad ar all but might lack a little technicalities here and there,
i didnt get any hard-on reading their stories,did you?
that means we must give thumbs up to holyeye,
he's been doing a beautiful job here.

@Ruky_ivy & Efosal Val,
where are you pretty gurls?
what do you think about these latest stories?
hope U doing good, you've been missed on this page.

pees (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #430 on: March 28, 2008, 12:21 PM »

hi,holyeye

               how do we meet?love to see u in action,where are u based?i don't mind coming 2 naija to see u.
Emperoh (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #431 on: March 28, 2008, 02:02 PM »

Everybody don become story teller.

Holyeye u sure say we go miss u with situation like this?
stave9ja (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #432 on: March 28, 2008, 03:37 PM »

most of my stories happened quite a while ago

in my fathers house we have a boys quaters at the back and my mums apprentices usually use the bathroom to refresh them selves

there was this girl called eno she had a problem with her accomodation and asked to stay with us at the back. i was not in agreement because i use the bq for my rest when i don't want anyboby in the house to disturb me and my girl friend then use to sneak in there for our love games

one morning i wanted to ease my self and i was around the bq i rushed to the bathroom and as i berged in i discover eno was bathing i was dumb founded as this was the first adult female breast i am seeing in all its glory apart from the small tits of my girlfrien. (i love small tits also)

the pussy was shaven and i can see the lips of the the pussy and she herself was stand still as i watched her with my mouth open. after some seconds i decided to say sorry and leave.

in the noon next day after my siesta in the bq (because she would have gone to the shopp) i heard the door knob turn and she came in.

jokingly she told me she will not agree until she see me naked too. like play like play she came to me and tried to pull me trousers down, i tried to move out and while we stood apart she started laughing because my privates was already standing. she came to be and dipped her hand into my boxers and gooooshshsh i felt light and had to hold on to he my arms found the breast and we foundled each other i was already sucking her breast nipples licking it up and down then i while she was massaging my privates we did this for 5 munites then she lied down on the floor i did not actually know where to put it because i don't have moch experience then (even now) she guided it in owwww i released immediatly she felt disappointed but i did not come out i relaxed there for some munites then started to move again this time i dicided i want to do 500 press up minimum oh god she shouted and i had to close her mouth. this was my only sex without condom i had to go for test and a lot of tests to confirm i am not on my way to HIV KINGDOM.
taciturn (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #433 on: March 28, 2008, 03:52 PM »

Hey!

keep droppin the gists,

stave9ja!  abeg Try and bring up  recent gists as the last one is expired already. 

tonte!  nice one there but a little more trial will give you a more trillin' adventure ,  Keep it up.

cooldude62,  You are a potential holeye! Good comments there.

                                                               Holyeye,  see what you originated,  I no fit SHOUT

deboci (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #434 on: March 28, 2008, 04:01 PM »

so what did it turn ot 2 b,nd hw did u fil iatr on?
deboci (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #435 on: March 28, 2008, 05:05 PM »


stave9ja
why wnt u finish ur sty Shocked
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #436 on: March 28, 2008, 05:10 PM »

steve9ja,
you fcuk up nor be small,
how you go enter,come immediately?
even if i havent shagged in a while, i wont come that early.
i dare any pretty gurl to try me out.
you be holyeye younger brother,
no worry, with time, you go old pass am for the buz.

@taciturn,
my guy, i nor fit be like holyeye o.

@all,please contribute on this topic
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-123325.0.html#msg2101450
tonte (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #437 on: March 28, 2008, 10:08 PM »

Quote from: cooldude62 on March 28, 2008, 09:31 AM
@steve9ja,
i see taciturn has welcomed you on board, i'm also welcoming you,
nice one there, but it looks to me that you took advantage of the damn poor guurl!
don't you think of dumping her like that, you must get something for her in your office ok!

@tonte,
you didnt even introduce yourself, you just started. i also think this is your first post on this thread, anyway, welcome man.The guurls made you promise to tell noONE but you ended up telling us,,,anyway, we are noONE innit?

@ all,
what do Y'all think? should they be inaugurated into the fold?
their stories aint bad ar all but might lack a little technicalities here and there,
i didnt get any hard-on reading their stories,did you?
that means we must give thumbs up to holyeye,
he's been doing a beautiful job here.

@Ruky_ivy & Efosal Val,
where are you pretty girls?
what do you think about these latest stories?
hope You doing good, you've been missed on this page.



i am not new 2 this thread and this is not ma first post i am tonte the sultan of phc and amayanabo of abuja currently disowned in minna so what else yu want to know 'bout mii??
how far
Re: My Sex Diary
« #438 on: March 28, 2008, 10:56 PM »

My story

It all happened on a Friday night, in January i just finished an exam that day and i had to go to work that evening,while at work my mates were calling me that they had plans of going to the club that night so i had to tell my manager that i was ill and since he knew i was having my exams then so he told me to go home and rest and come back the next day,i then left and called my friends to pick me up and also bring along my clothes and shoes since i can't just wear any thing to the club since they had a dress code.

On getting to the club that night, you know has a black guy and since the club is always filled with white people,you just have to relax and keep watching since the black girls do come to form as usual and we all know that nijai chicks are complicated here in the UK,so i just kept mute and decided to wait till 1am when all the white chicks starts to get drunk,and that is when they take a black boy for a white guy.

At about 2am , i just noticed a white girl looking at me and i was wondering if she knew me in school,then i approached her about 5 minutes after,to know was up,on getting to her she asked if i wouldn't mind to keep her company,then i said no problem since our  theory had started to come to past.i then asked for her name and all, before  i could say lets dance, she had started kissing me,though she was looking sexy and had big boobs, i was just wondering if it was a set up or not.


Then she looked at me and asked what i was thinking ,i just told her i was just thinking of how juicy her breast is going to be if am allowed to suck it,and also how strong she could be in bed and all,she then said we should move to a dark corner in the club which i agreed to without even giving it a thought.

will continue later
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #439 on: March 29, 2008, 12:54 PM »

totnte, no vex my guy, i like that ok,

how far, i never read this one, i ll modify when i read.
stave9ja (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #440 on: March 31, 2008, 10:28 AM »

hi

sorry i was at houston airport when i sent my last story and my flight was called. i had to re set up my internet connection so here is my conclusion

she started shouting, and my mum was in the main flat i had to use my hand to close her mouth but unfortunatly for me she has a good talent of being a devil when she is about to have organsm because she bit into my hand i removed it and stuffed my boxers into her mouth. we got to cloud 9 about the same time. she stood up fast and dressed up to go back to the shop, about 30 munites later my girl friend came i looked so guilty and the room was smelling badly. she took one look at me and left. i was even tongue tied and heavy feet.

luckily for me i had to travel that weekend to canada for my uncles wedding and when i came back the girl as found a better accomodation. though when she passes me by she squeezes my johny which gives me hard on but i refuse to fall prey again.
stave9ja (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #441 on: March 31, 2008, 11:45 AM »

my experience with pastors wife in outh africa

after being bored stiff with nigeria i decided to go to south africa just to have a feel of the place
my first sunday i went to a small cute church, pastor was very enchanting i was moved i even asked for forgiveness then iintroduced my self as a new commer. i was given a warm welcome by this cute heavy busted lady with small face.
after service while i was at the hotels swimming pool i got a call from the porter that i had visit from the church, when she got to me she decided to join me in the water so she changed in the dressing room as if that was what she came for.
in the water she asked about me and what i came to do in south africa
mind you this was 9pm and the hotel was dry and the lighting was poor. just seeing her potentials in the water made me feel like tearing of the briefs on her mistakenly i bumbed into her and she shouted oops your a big man before any thing else she took my johny into her hand as if it was a regular thing to do to a fellow brother
well i decided to take my chances and enjoy my self once and for all
i slid by finger into her C**t and strted figering she later dived into the water and for as long as 2.5 munites she gave me a blow job from the water and when she came up i was ready to turn her back to me and bang when she told me she could be she does not want people to come in on us we should go to my room

we went and she told me the prefer to do it on the table i had to pause and get a condom in my bag, i started thinking if she is not ogbanje or witch. any how my standing member got a better part of me. i never knew table top couold be this good because i could see myself slide in and out and it was more interesting
i used her big breast as my cushon while i tried to go as deep as possible so whe can feel me deep. she came about 3 munites before me.

i dozed off, 30 munites later she was was rubbing my johny again and she decided this time to come on top i allowed her to do her stuff rolling on my johny then i took over with my 3 time a second banging style she made no sound but when she reached cloud 9 she collapsed on me

i did not see her again for that week

but the shocker is that the next sunday was pastors birthday and to cut the cake with him was his wife, the same lady i banged in the hotel

i felt like entering into the ground, she did not even recognise my present till after the service when she walked pass by and gave me a knowing hug
i never went back there even my folks were surprised when they learnt i moved to another town
don't want a jelous pastor to rain fire on me even though i commited the sin in ignorance
taciturn (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #442 on: April 01, 2008, 05:10 PM »




Stave9ja, , seems you like it cheap and very fast,  Abeg take am easy ooh. I hear say e plenty well well 4 south africa oooh,

Good gist ,
chinesedoll (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #443 on: April 01, 2008, 08:07 PM »

@stave9ja

na wa for you sha o Huh Tongue
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #444 on: April 01, 2008, 11:34 PM »

Steve9ja, Steve9ja, Steve9ja
how many times i call you?
you go wound o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At last Ruky, whats up babe? where have you been?
Nice to know Ur still in the house anyway,
Ruky, can you plsssss do what i asked you?Huh??
joooooooooooooo!!!
oogabooga
Re: My Sex Diary
« #445 on: April 02, 2008, 12:34 AM »

Funny thread.
@ruky
Actually went and buzzed the yim on yur pro, feeling like a right dunce. . .  Tongue
santavista
Re: My Sex Diary
« #446 on: April 02, 2008, 02:13 PM »

@ Poster,

Been a fan of this diary though as a guest. I registered just to drop my comments. This is a mind blowing diary. Guy keep it coming. The delivery is tight. Highly descriptive. My body turn actor immediately. The effects cannot be expressed in words.
People dey sha  Cheesy.
Take kia
dpgee
Re: My Sex Diary
« #447 on: April 02, 2008, 03:14 PM »

Holyeye cudos, post more,we want more!!!!
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