My Sex Diary

na which day people go stop to dey lie. you just go net go copy your fantacies, change the names to nigerian names, post am 4 nairaland dey feel like one big poet. i pity you , my be na for cyber cafe you you type all these things. chie, sorry o!

@inno


inspector bediako

abeg analyze d lie 4 us

abi is it our fault that u ve never
screwed or been screwed in d manner
we described

or why is our stories so hard to believe
or probably you are still a virgin
so u find it hard to believe stuffs
like this

anywayz welcome to the club
when you loose ur virginity
come back and tell us what it was like

FOR NOW CARRY UR INSPECTOR WORK GO ANDOA THREAD

aight

FILE!!! don't TOUCH IT
DA REAL KOKOLET

i must say that this is the only topic on nairaland that i have ever followed with rising interest from begining to the end u guys are all good in ur respective ways as i have nothing to post here i must say kudos to all the posters then to all the exceedengly good posts holyeye,rukky and the other guy the one holyeye put in charge u guys should think of a career in narrative writing u made one feel like one was there when ur escapades actually happened mush love guys

@bluespice

thanx babes
and welcome to the club

@cooldude
i no go dey house 2morow
i dey go wedding

@taciturn,jassie,realborn

where re u guys nowwwwwwwwww

Ok, so i went to NYSC. I'm still serving now. I went to camp and promised i wasnt going to misbehave in camp, since it was d usual norm to misbehave those 3weeks. I was able to keep to my promise. So we left camp, sign in at place of primary assignment. So i was headed back to Lagos on this faithful day with a couple of other corpers. don't chase women much, but when i get the urge to do it, its usually very strong, and on such occasions, its point and kill.

I saw this other corper, looking all cute and sexy, average size. she was just a litte bigger than how i like them. My friend initially planned to go 4 her, but i begged him to leave her for me. So when we stopped over to eat, i went over to her and said hello, told her my name and left. A few minutes later i joined her while we were buying some snacks, she went to some, i accompanied her, in my mind i said, it would be expected of me to pay for her stuff, but how would i would be to nice and susspicious. But trust sharp guy na, i just bone allowed her pay.

So i took her number before we got back on d bus.

Got to Lagos, called her that night and made sure she was safe. She appreciated that. i knew what i was doing. I called her d next day and the first thing she asked me off when she picked d call was,  "so how is your girlfriend"  Na wa oh. i say this girl wan burn ma cable oh. SO i decided to play along. Told her my girl was cool, at least she go know say na no long tin.

so we got talking, many nights and thank good for my laptop, while i was telling her all d sweet tins on earth i was also singning all the hot R & Bs for her. wetin i no singn, Usher; 112, j holiday, Robin thick, maxwell.

while i was doing all these i was trying to get into her mind to know wats up. I found out she can flow with  fine guys, i wonderr if I'm fine, but i passed d test. found out she had a boyfriend of 3yrs she wanted to marry(story). Generally sha can't explain all d psychology but d conclusion was that she was feeling me.

SO i invited her to come visit me for d first time. She did, took her out to lunch, gave her a friendly card, and as usuall siked d living day light out off her. D ephisi of d house sef was enough to make her shake. i didnt plan to cane her on d first date. i let her go

While i was signing for her one of those nights, she confesed to me i was making her horny . walai, i didnt do that purposely, it was then i knew that jungle don mature. that was when i started confessing how i couldnt wait to run my fingers through her hair and tell her how special she was, let her know how crazy i was about her, how much i want to snatch her away from her boyfriend(greedy me).

It was at this poin i set up a second date, this babe kept me waiting for good 15days, i wan mad. She finally came, looking so hot and sexy. We are many boys in d house so i wasnt so free, when i had a little space i grabbed her, grabbed her ass and started kissing her. yes she was ready for procreation. i had prepared myself for the battle of Mozanga. i took her out to lunch, since i didnt want to desecrate my house, i took her to a guest house.

So we got a room and. being who i be i no dey rush, and i must undress u to d last kpata. in ma mind i said what kind of girl is this, did i opressu u so much that u wanted to cane me on our second date, for my mind i say, no be ma faults, i worked and I'm getting paid. Foreplay started oh, we started kissing, so i took control, went down to her neck looking for all the sensitive spots up to her ear.  after a little kissing, i raised up her blouse and lo and behold,in all its glory,very large  booby fell out, i started sucking, licking, tounging like i hadnt had a lollypop in a long time,  while i used one one of my hands to tune the other nipple and squesse her big blackbreasts. At this point she started giving me her sountrack. hmn, aya, ssss, ahh, .  (I must confess, i love giving ladiies heading, or what d guys called blowjob. i can just explain why i love it, maybe its how d babe screams and lament). At this point i was thinking about giving it to her.
then i removed her top completely,with one hand i unpinned her bra. i also removed her pants and undressed my self. she forced my hand into her cunt, so i started fingering her, she loved it.  My johnthomas was bouncing up and down.There she lay bare waiting to be slaughtered. i went down to her navel,kissed and sucked for a while, navigated down to her laps, kisising everybit of it,,went down to her ass,  gradually moving down to d kokolet. When i got down there, MEN, i wanted to start sucking and practising every technique i ever knew,. The odour that greeted me, made me change my mind, because i almost vomited. Should i ahve asked her to wash up first? i just concluded she was dirty, because i have sucked other girls who didnt wash but didnt smell that bad. soso,

I almost lost it, but i didnt show it. i grabbed my first condom. sliped my john thomas into her selina. we we in missionarry position,owww. it felt so warm, so sweet, i started doing kerewa, i didnt even ask her if she liked it fast or slow. i wanted to remove konji, so i just continued thrusting in, out i tried placing her legs on my shoulder,she was so lazy, so unfit. she couldnt.

i changeed position, started giving her doggy style, she was just giving soft moans, started hitting it harder, and she reponded with stronger moans, i hit it untill i came. Flused d condoms, relaxed for a while, i asked d babe to suck my johny, but she refused and was forming that she didnt know how to do it, i persuaded her, she tried, very inexperienced, she tasted semen and stopped. By then Johny was good for another round. i asked her to come on me this time, for where! too Lazy. i concluded at this point that fat people are lazy in bed.

so i took my positiong lying sideways beside her, from behind i started d second round in out in out in out. Just when i was trying to change position again, entering gear 2, because i hate first rounds. The babe started feeling guilty oh, that she has cheated on her boyfriend ih. se me see wahala oh. i could have continued doing my thing, but i just didnt want to continue caning a sober chick. She said she never kn ew we were going to have sex, i told her well instead of wasting money for d room, lets leave. since my first 1hr was up.

we left and i was tryung to console her and ask her if she didnt think of all these things before allowing me cane her. she said she usually has mood swings like that that it would go away. ok we started strolling home and i was like men lets go back , I'm really in d mood, she was like yeah she is also in d mood but she can't go back there. Chei, i told my self which k nid girl be this, we got home and were gisting,her boyfriend called and they gisted.  she was wearing this low wais jeans and low pants and i could see everytin in there, at this point i sat beside he put my hand codedly in hare backside and started rubbing her. we were outside in broad day light. she felt d urge immediately, i took her into d guest room, no one k new we were in d house, pulled of her jeans and did a quickie on her from behind,.

Guys and girls, thats how it ended oh, i was amazed, after all d boyfriend issue, and forming, she still opened her legs again. chei. She trully had a boyfriend, i saw d guy at d parck with her before we left 4 lagos. since that day, i fear if my girlfriend dey shag another man. Help me answer oh

@ Felore

 Abi i for dey preach for  am instead?  Well, one thing you must know is that den no dey write lazy for fine girl face oh.

I see your profile and pic. Next time call me brother or uncle, LOL (joking)

Ephisi, u try. Nice one. na typical naija babe u bang so. Wet under, frown for face. na so all them dey do.

Ruky darling, hw ya doing? Sweet baby. want to c u someday, u kno nw

Ephisi,  No worries , what is good for goose is also good for the gander. like two face d girl just can't stop. lol

Ruky me i like you too much oooh,   don't worry one of these days i will code you online.

Real born,  Holy eye is hail and hearty. Holyeye be like DON JASSI of the MO HITS group,  Cool but fool of greatness,  he will be back say in Three weeks time

No hassle

kUDOS TO ALL THE CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS FANTASTIC POST. some people are doubting thomas that will never belief anything.the fact is things are happening.

My story
sometime in my service year, I was on my way to Jos from Makurdi( I served in Benue state),on getting to Benue link park, I bought my ticket and I happened to be d first passenger in the Bus, I decided to take the front seat.suddenly i noticed a very beautiful light complexion girl on the que struggling for ticket with other passengers, i just looked and boned as if i did not even see her because at that instant , she looked at me and our eyes met.

Later she came into the bus and was lookin for a confortable palce to sit. she walked up to me and asked if I there was any other person in the fron seat with me, I told her nobody yet, then she said ''am sitting down with you''. which I said ok in affirmative. later the journey started and we were about twenty minutes drive outside makurdi when this heavy rain started.this slowed down the journey a little and there was a very serious cold as a result of harmattan  of that period of the year. I actually pretended as if I did not notice that this chic beside me was unncecessary leaning on me,she needed warmth as a result of the cold weather and did not want the warmth escaping from my body to go scot free(she later asked for my perfume name).later started conversation by asking too know exactly where i was going in Jos, I told her  i was on my way to meet my friend who invited me for a weekend of fun and that he would be piking me up at the benue link park in Jos.

That was how we started talking and i got to know her better, shes from akwa ibom state, obudu to be precise,she told me her name and that she works with bank phb in uyo,she was on her way to Jos to see her fiancee who is a military man and was serving in Jos then in order to put finishing touches  to their wedding plan which will be comin up soon. I congratulated her and  wish her a wonderful marriy life in advance. meanwhile I never failed to compliment her beauty which she really like because she started blushing the moment i told her shes this and that.

once I discover there were green lights from her, i kept probing further  by discussing issues related to area of her interest.we got talking and she was really enjoying my company to the extent that she put her head on my shoulder and was laughing at everything that came out of my mouth.  at about 4.10pm ,the bus stop in a filling station near one village. this gave us the opportunity to stretch our leg. It was at this point she asked me a question, she said ''do u know what I need now''? I answered noo and she siad I need a  warm  shower and a hard mess. I was shocked to the extent  that i couldnt say anything for some minutes.

I have to answer a call right now,to be continueee later

Ceeno E vu
Thank you for pointing my attention to the mistakes. I was in the office when i was posting this and I had other things to attend to as well.it was in hurry and I wasnt really conentrating as a result of distraction from here and there.meanwhile, the story continues later. thanks

u're d bxt.
, u b koret guy

Ruky,  holyeye is away for now and i am sure he will be coming back with thrilling  stories to fill up the gap. Trust

Boys dey hibernate now maybe because d month don get belle nd u no say na person wey carry dey shag.

Me dey assure you say holyeye dey come back soon,

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I've been following this thread from page one till this page, I salute o, u guys are really keeping it natural. Below is my own experience to the update of this great HOLY thread
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As a student of UNI***, I must say this, there are times school is boring and there are times school is just fun and soiree but for a guy like me using a high tech phone, there is no boring moment home or away provided my phone is available, you will always see me holding it either am browsing with it at that moment or playing a new video, listening to music, radio playing game Etc so on this faithful day, I got to class, I noticed that everybody was busy writing one thing or he other, I was perplexed, to hear that we are to submit an assignment in the next 10 mins. I checked my bag for my pen but couldn't find it, Gaud, time is not on my side, so I had no option than to seek my pals if any of them got a spare biro, all of them said they got none. I then decided to ask for the biro from those i do not familiarize with since my close pals can't help at the moment.
I went to meet this dull girl in class to ask her if she got any spare biro cus I got none and Mr. lecturer might ask for his assignment in 8 mins before starting the day's lecture and it a long journey to the library to buy a new one. She then told me that she got two but she could lead me if am also ready to lend her my phone after lecture. I accepted her condition; I even gave her my phone on the spot. After d lecture, I thanked her for saving my ass but why choose a condition? She told me that she have always wanted to borrow my phone to browse through  because she guess I must have stored lot of songs in it and she wish I send her some but she is just too shy to ask. I told her if that the issue, I promise to keep her update with my new downloads. So to start with, I collected her memory card (4GB), I told her to excuse me for 30 mins to rush to my room and transfer my collections from my PC to her memory card. I got back 20mins late; she had left a message for me that she is at the canteen that if I can't wait for her, I should come look for her. I choose to wait and after 5 mins of waiting, she reappeared. I gave her back her memory card, she was very happy because her songs were now plus 460, to summarize the story shorter, we eventually exchanged phone number. At around 11pm that day, she called to show appreciation for the songs and that I should please help her get 6 of her favorite songs not previously included so I should be inspecting a sms after she end the call. Immediately I got the sms, I did get the songs for her and I saved it on my phone for speedy transfer.
After lectures the next day, we kind of got closer; we were together for a very long time. We later wish each other good night since it was getting dark.
That same night, my phone rang, it was a call from her, she asked if I got any MTN sim so we can continue our gist through out the night because she truly enjoyed the time she had spent with me during the day, I told her not to worry that I promise to call her shortly with my MTN line which I did.
The night call with her was so successful that we continued our gist till around past 5:00AM we gisted from A to Z (Sex, politics, school life, friends etc) no be small thing o because we continued the night call for like 2 weeks plus then came the holiday
During the holiday, I got a text message from her expressing that she is missing me and asked if I can come over to her place to play with her. Instantly, I replied her to reply back with her address and date comfortable for her. On getting to her part of town ( I stay at isolo and she stays a ikotun) I called her to inform her that am at the address she sent to me, she then directed me on how to locate her in the building. When I got to her sitting room, first thing she told me was that her parents had traveled so she had the entire house to herself so I should feel comfortable. Gaud, her clothing was damn reveling, I was so tempted that, I can't recall how or when I grabbed her by the waist while kissing her, she kissed back, then I used my free hand to pull off her shirt (he like say girls no dey wear bra again?), if you see what I saw, two perfect breast was staring at me, she squeezed my di<k a little, she then moved her hand back and front a little, I closed my eyes and visualized how her naked body will look like as she was unbuttoning my trousers
I wasn't surprised with the precum on my di<k, she rubbed her hand over the head of my di<k, Gaud, I was just Cuming to her touch as if sperms are urine. She leaned back to removed her remaining cloths off and she spread her legs while sitting on chair (we were still in the parlor then)
She then told me that it my turn to make her come, I was shocked for a moment, I later put my arm around her shoulder and with my other hand, I felt in between her legs, Gaud, she felt so gooooooood and wet, I slipped two fingers inside, she was mourning softly in pleasure, I founded a rough spin on her pelvic bone (clit) and I was just rubbing it firmly and her body was so high alive that she began writhing in sheer bliss and was digging her nails into the chair.
The more I move my fingers, the tighter she grabbed at the chair. Her face contorted and she became silent. She started whispering in my ear that I shouldn't stop that she wants me to mess her like an animal. After 30 minutes of Sexual Eruption, she stood up

To be continued

@EPHISI

because OF U I WONT LEAVE this THREAD

She stood up, I taught that probably the end of the moment, she turned back and made a sign that I should follow her. She opened a door which I guess was her room. She got on top of the bed, and she kneeled on all fours. "You Like this?" she purred. I couldn't believe am about to go doggy ( my fantasies are they truly coming true or what next?) I knelt behind her, I used my fingers to feel where her puccy was, she then guided the tip of my privates into her gently, she stated moving forward and backward (it was then I relieve that this one no fit be virgin o) damn, she's hot! Virgin or not, my primary business was to thrust in and out of her, her cries seemed so far from the distance (note: cries from pleasure not pain) I could feel an orgasm welling inside me, I never knew I could come so quickly, I pounded her harder, I was really ready to explode, with a little more thrust I came so warm and wet then I felt hot come ooze out of her also, she laid down rolled over and she looking up at me, 'I love you' she said
Gaud, I love you too and she then told me that her first orgasm ever, I told her that it won't be her last by me. She went to the kitchen to make both of us indomi noodles, as a gentle guy, I went back to her parlor. Like five minute later, she brought in the food with a wine she must have taken from the fridge. We ate in silence, she packed the plate back to the kitchen, she came to sit beside me, she asked me if we can continue from where we stopped, gaud, who am I to say no? I was tingling with anticipation.  I then told her that if she wants to, am ready
In a completely tender and respectful manner, she undid my trouser, brought out my privates and was sucking like no tomorrow. We withdrew back to her bedroom and we began kissing, I couldn't help but moan as she bent down to suck my di<k her warm mouth sent electric shocks pulsing through my body. "I'm going to come," I whispered, and I could tell she was a bit embarrassed at my lack of control.
I reached down and lowered her nylon shorts, dropping them to her ankles, she then kicked them off Her nipple was steering straight out at attention all ready for my magic tonguing, I took over sucking from there, I sucked her wet, she let out a scream and then another her body was just moving uncontrollably and screams of pleasure came from her as she reached another orgasm. By then, my di<k was hard as new again, I lifted her up and drove my di<k into her wet treasure. I moved slowly in and out. Gawd, her pussy was tight! I could feel my every move!
My cock was completely in her and she began to do all the work, pumping up and down as I sat there holding her hips. She started getting into it, pumping faster, working her hips. It felt amazing and we were both moaning, trying to be as quiet as we could, I also started pumping her faster than ever before, and in no time she was Cumming again. I also couldn't hold it any longer again so we both reached ecstasy together.

But I was not finished! There was something that I always wanted to experience and now was my chance! I wanted her to suck my di<k dry, so I whispered it to her ear that am not finished that she need to suck me clean. I couldn't believe my eyes!! Because she told me that she had never done it before. But how come the way she licked and sucked me totally clean was worth a giness world record award? About 2 mins later, we got to the bathroom to clean up and I was ready to leave. She obviously stoped her dulness in class after that day's event.

@ info

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