My Sex Diary

hey holyeye, welcome bro.

Hi all, how you doing and how’s work today? I wish to take a little time out of your NO time today to introduce a new product to you, not to you, to your home, not to your home, to your kitchen actually, to your laundry, to all your washings.
The emergence of a new brand that will in no time take over all the stores, homes, shops, nooks and crannies of Africa!
It is my dream, it is my baby, it is a liquid soap, its GENTLEDOVE!

Very soon, you will be seeing the adverts on the television and listening to it also on radio, I just felt before then, my friends should be privileged to know about it, and since you are a friend, you are knowing before others do. (You are special!)

I don’t want to bore you with stories, I just want you to know you have no other liquid soap to use now, its GENTLEDOVE. For everybody around you, please advertise the brand and order for as many as possible, You got to support your guy or what do you feel?

My Target: ( with your assistance)
All homes,
All restaurants,
All Eateries,
All bukas,
All carwash centers,
All dry cleaning outfits,
Etc.

watch out,

@ mandi, u damn rite.
Ruky dear where have u been? guess u shld hook up with da baddest niggi Holyeye and lets hear ur tin tin togeda.

Holyeye where d mess did u disappear to again?

Holyyeye + Ruky? That will be a devastating and terrific combination. I pray they both come out of it walking on both legs because the experience will be brainblowing.

I'm imagining both of them giving account of how it happened.

_{Thats my next prayer point}

puuuuuuuuuuulese plp,  sharrrrrrrrrrrap jo.  , ( ONLY JOKING ) , WHATEVR , only spotted it and wanted to kno what was up, not i come here everyday, and read shiiiiiiiit sick sexual expreinces,  .i was jus bored,  , jeeeeeeeeeeeeez, anyways ain't coming bac here agen.so watever, byeee

i know this topic is coming back someday

hi Ruky

small girl if i catch you here again, i go wound you oh. don't go read and pass your kindergaten exams, you come here to read what is bigger than you. oloriburuku, Is that what they have been teaching you at your reedemed teen church, so ra e oh

oniranu, that is why i said some threads
should have
age restrictions
even at that sebi games and jokes section
wetin you find come here??

ur sex stories are fuckin borin, pokin my eyes with an ice pick would be more of a turn on than ur dry arse sex diaries, u need some lessons bro ( if i go eat frog i go eat big frog)

people on this forum are so touchy feely ( what happend to the real nigerians) the diary is boring plain and simple u can ask simon cowell

@vivaladiva

is it by force to read our stories
ehn??

just get d fuckk out of here

oniranu
om jati jati

ephisi

no mind d smally
no be her fault

yes i did o

guys please let people air their minds,  if people find sex diary boring then let them say so,

anyway i liked the stories but i got tired of reading n got bored,  am i going to get dissed?

Vivaladiva, my darling u still dey? let this people know u re kiddin oh,

Viva is my pally, she no mean am abeg

Nubian, i second ruky, why has nobody dissed you, thats because you sound matured, unlike your fucklicant friend she sounds like a 14 yr old, which I'm sure she is. Nobody says you can't say your mind but be matured. we just meet up here once in a while.

The problem is you trying to read d whole thread all at once. Nubian if you got bored, get your man to f*** your brains out, then come back and tell us how boring it was.  Nubian I'm not dissing you oh, I'm only saying y i think u guys are bored

Ruky i hear you jare, i bin don close case 4 viva matter, i just dey tell her friend wetin dey.

no long tin