My Sex Diary

just to let every body know i actually poked my eyes with the ice pick and i came so hard
nubian i was not jokin

@ephisi

i just saw this  now
this babe na real troublemaker

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-131731.32.html

your sex stories are fuckin borin, pokin my eyes with an ice pick would be more of a turn on than your dry arse sex diaries, u need some lessons bro ( if i go eat frog i go eat big frog)

@ vivaladiva,
if u were directing that phrase above to the originator of this thread then i would say u must be a hell of a greater whore than anyother on Nairaland. The thread welcomes all calibre of personalities including people like you. SO why not start your lessons here instead of pokin your eyes with tooth ice pick that one will only leave u blind ooooo LOL. Holyeye sef can still learn. Majority of us diary members sef wan learn. What might sound interesting or a hype to us might just be unassuming or micro to u. Your experience and sexual resume/portfolio seem to have overspilled the allocated possible storage space. Then contribute make we hear.
Else you need not prequalify or adjudge this great thread in such a maligning manner. Positive critisms and not frustrating ones are definitely welcome.
I would advise you don't engage in denunciatory invective abusive censure with me because you will only end up achieving a decline in your already low egoistic self (also known as a complete state of low esteem).

Hey Ruki, nice to c ya. D girl is just a little child. Needed to reprimind her a little.
Me i bam well well. Guess u are too.
Miss everyone too.

i dey sure say na felore friend.
saintavista, you don turn chris okotie oh, so as tyou just dey throwway english like dirty water, i bow for you oh.
Where all of una dey sef.

I am chillin chillin in ma house.

Had a full night yesterday. Got no plans to leave d house till later in da day.

Glad i run ma show myself. No boss anywhere spanking my ass.

Ephisi no be my fault jare.

Yea Ruky.

I live in Naija.

u na no go kill person o

lmafao

u just hit d nail on d head

wassup where hav u been

k

oya go messenger

where are u now?

MAN? i don't get that
lets rock in myspace

add me if u wish /ayavant

Leave Manchester come to Barcelona, Spain because thats where i reside

lets chat some where, is that ok with u?

come up with an idea gorgeous

am on yahoo now "deolanig2007" anyone who add me c'ept ruky is a FOOL!

comeon RUKY and HOLYEYE, we need an escapade of u both. The shagg master and ,  lets see who'll get to tell the tale.

told what??