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cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #704 on: May 30, 2008, 03:44 PM »

i will post another story soon, this one happened during service. many years ago but still fresh in the memory. watch out guys and gals! Kiss Kiss Kiss

Quote from: holyeye on May 30, 2008, 03:40 PM
Though i have been away, it is obvious that the thread will keep living.

Nice job u guys are doing.

I am on break from Nairaland, though i do not kno for hw long it will be.

But i am sure u all kno your niggi is doin great and keepin d flg flying.

No long tin. Keep showing love to all mankind. Eschew all manners of bitterness and adopt healthy competition always if need be.

Always a member of the Happy Family

tell me holyeye is not tarciturn and i will tell you a woman was first to be created.
i have proofs, can i bring em on???
anyway, whichever way, keep rocking ang banging ok.
both you guys have never been online together!!! i am a detective my guy, a f**king one, so i KNOW things around me!!!
coldwater (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #705 on: May 30, 2008, 04:13 PM »

Quote from: cooldude62 on May 30, 2008, 03:44 PM
i will post another story soon, this one happened during service. many years ago but still fresh in the memory. watch out guys and gals! Kiss Kiss Kiss

tell me holyeye is not tarciturn and i will tell you a woman was first to be created.
i have proofs, can i bring em on???
anyway, whichever way, keep rocking ang banging ok.
both you guys have never been online together!!! i am a detective my guy, a f**king one, so i KNOW things around me!!!


bring the proof!! otherwise tape it shut.

cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #706 on: May 30, 2008, 09:34 PM »

Quote from: coldwater on May 30, 2008, 04:13 PM
bring the proof!! otherwise tape it shut.



don't dare me boy, i'll bring adrian forty to to do forensic tests here now aiight?
i will drop my story soon, i'm writing, my laptop is hot maen!!!
coldwater (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #707 on: May 30, 2008, 10:25 PM »

Quote from: cooldude62 on May 30, 2008, 09:34 PM

don't dare me boy, i'll bring adrian forty to to do forensic tests here now aiight?

you talk too much. bring the evidence!!
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #708 on: May 30, 2008, 11:14 PM »

olboy, you yourself na another person wey dey use another id! i know you guys, i go soon tell you who you be ok. Kiss
by the way, you come this thread come dey talk, who inaugurate you sef?
coldwater (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #709 on: May 31, 2008, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: cooldude62 on May 30, 2008, 11:14 PM
olboy, you yourself na another person wey dey use another id! i know you guys, i go soon tell you who you be ok. Kiss
by the way, you come this thread come dey talk, who inaugurate you sef?

stop shifting goal post. the issue is show us that holyeye=tarciturn . shikena!
jassie
Re: My Sex Diary
« #710 on: May 31, 2008, 05:18 PM »

 Lips sealed  Grin Lips sealed          Undecided
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #711 on: May 31, 2008, 08:36 PM »

This experience happened long ago, I was at the guest house I talked about in my first story, a guy and a lady came in together to get a room, I swear, the lady was very pretty and any guy would think of laying the guurl. They collected the key of the room and went to their room while I kept wondering how I could have my own share of the honey pot she was carrying about.
After thinking for a long time, I came up with an idea. Since it was late at night around 9pm, I quickly ran to my house and put on my camouflage (I use to be in cadet), I then went back to the guest house as quick as possible, went straight to the room, knocked in a bad way to suggest danger and ordered them to open the door immediately else I break down the door!
The guy was scared and he came to the door naked! The guurl was naked too and that time, she was at the edge of the bed. You need to see her, her body was so beautiful and set. She had this perfect figure that could send Abacha eating apple all the way!
Her breasts were robust, quite big, could make a man have pre-come, her nipples were quite big, inviting, looked tampered with because they looked rumpled. That guy must have dealt a blow on them! Immediately, I looked at the guy and asked him who told him he could come to a guest house with a fine girl like this when me an officer of the Nigerian army don’t have anyone to play with? I told him he was going to follow me to the barracks and I saw he was feeling very uneasy and was trying to bail himself out while the babe was saying please oga, what can we do for you? What do you want us to give you? Please don’t take us to the barracks!
I told them to take it easy and that I wont do anything to them if they co-operated. I told the guurl to stand up for inspection! her clitoris was so big that when she stood up, I could see it! I wanted to grab her but I kept my calm, my long thing was shouting to be released and I guessed the guurl saw it and she grabbed it immediately thinking that will help them out. As she was unbuckling my zip, I did as if I was angry and told her I would see what you want to do with ma dcik now, she brought it out and started sucking away professionally and I was really enjoying it but not betraying emotions.
The guy was at a corner of the room consistently saying sorry. You know I had locked the door so he couldn’t go out. I told the guurl to stand up after like 20 minutes of professional sucking and told her to touch her toe while I see what she got back there! She turned immediately and told me she was very good and will fcuk from whichever angle I wanted! When I saw her back, I slipped my condom on and went inside like I was going to get a reward for it. She moaned and asked if I got ma dcik from a horse, I told her she was in trouble and still asking questions!
I banged her for like 10 minutes with that style and told the boyfriend to fan me with a clothe I saw in the room. He did it with all seriousness so I wont take them to the barracks! When I was through with that style, I told her to sit-up, I guess the boyfriend never really had it good with her because she kept on saying thank you daddy, thank you oga, thank you sir. I left after like after 3 styles and gave the guurl ma card, secretly though, do I need to tell you the guurl has been coming to see me since then?
We have been banging ever since!
More to come.
chinesedoll (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #712 on: May 31, 2008, 10:27 PM »

cooldude
na  wa for u o!!

u shld have tried 2 be a bit realistic
haha
coldwater (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #713 on: May 31, 2008, 10:32 PM »

Quote from: ruky_ivy on May 31, 2008, 10:27 PM
cooldude
na wa for u o!!

u shld have tried 2 be a bit realistic
haha


I think the guy is on drug ( or is it drunk) tonight.
his story is complete OPATA and unrealistic
jassie
Re: My Sex Diary
« #714 on: May 31, 2008, 11:23 PM »

durr dumm dumb  Tongue
chinesedoll (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #715 on: May 31, 2008, 11:25 PM »

jassie

wicj 1 be that?
jassie
Re: My Sex Diary
« #716 on: May 31, 2008, 11:45 PM »

urmm, i meant the post was dumb!

by the way, maybe i can get to meet you, because I know u'r a natty kokolet  Wink I fit carry my space shuttle from mars to manchester abi wherever u dey!
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #717 on: June 01, 2008, 12:26 AM »

why una think say the torii no true?
well, na una know o.

ruky, how far? call me, i get yarn for you o!!!
scorpio1 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #718 on: June 01, 2008, 08:11 PM »

@Cooldude62

You are such a Cool Liar, But the Story about the Modeling lady, It could win you a "PORN WRITERS AWARD", Beautifully crafted.
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #719 on: June 01, 2008, 08:33 PM »

@cooldude

now i now you are lying

write a book,it would help Tongue
chinesedoll (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #720 on: June 01, 2008, 08:36 PM »

cooldude

u see as u don fall my hand
wth all d training wey i don give u
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #721 on: June 02, 2008, 09:28 AM »

@ Cooldude,

My attention was drawn to your espionage activities to unravel the face of holyeye. That is totally not needed. With all sincerity and truth you will be chasing a retracted shadow undertaking on such a wild chase.

Me i no be taciturn oooo. But in all honesty i sabi am. Grin

your last gist get small k leg, but i really appreciate your contributions on this thread. Keep them coming.

Nice week
chinesedoll (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #722 on: June 02, 2008, 10:35 AM »

holyeye no come here again o

i dey vex for you well well

u just appear and disappear again
is it fair

when last did u post a gist here ehn?HuhHuhHuh??/ Angry Angry Angry
taciturn (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #723 on: June 02, 2008, 11:02 AM »




Cooldude,  Your medal will be plated in platinum if you can unravel the HOLY face oooh EYE.

TACITURN is not holyeye but me no him very well,

Cool dude your stories are fantastic,  atleast them don dey come back to the Diary,

Peace nigga!
oYaTo (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #724 on: June 02, 2008, 11:55 AM »

Lovely tread so far. . . .nice stories by y'all, but holyeye na still d baba of them all . . .

cooldude u mess up wit that last one, u wey u don dey try before
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #725 on: June 02, 2008, 12:07 PM »

Ruky dear,

Accept my belated apologies. Gist full ground, but typing it is d probs. My responsibilities at work has doubled. Been doin waka from place to place.

Guess u ar very bam. Cheers  Smiley
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #726 on: June 02, 2008, 12:07 PM »

Quote from: oYaTo on June 02, 2008, 11:55 AM
Lovely tread so far. . . .nice stories by y'all, but holyeye na still d baba of them all . . .

cooldude u mess up wit that last one, u wey u don dey try before

Thanks man. Welcome on board.
toland luv (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #727 on: June 02, 2008, 12:40 PM »

Guy na u biko all your stories are nice ones.
toland luv (f)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #728 on: June 02, 2008, 12:45 PM »

holyeye i fill you're story, u are great
tonte (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #729 on: June 02, 2008, 06:48 PM »

alrite a little gist from mii




it was a clear bright night, a clear white moon i got a call from a girl who i know very well, she asked
that we hook up on the next day, i obliged, knowin that i school in a northern uni of tech( its not every day u get an invitation from a pretty girl so u wouldn't blame mii 4 agreeing immediately). on the next day after usual lectures i looked evrywhere 4 her 2 no avail, her cell phone was switched off, so i thought 2 maself ,this is another delebrate attempt by these minna school girls 2 make a privates head out of a good man. When i saw her she was acting all snubbish then i asked her ,after tryin 2 get her attention y she initially called mii then she said she would tell mii later, then she got in a lighter mood, and we got talking about everything till we got into nasty topics, where i jokinly told her that she would never be able 2 handle ma size( i actually hear that i am massive down there which is in contrast 2 ma actual size i.e height et weight) because it is real big, thats when she said i should not worry that she had already heared ma gist, i was confused when she said that because at that time i had had sex with 1 girl who she didn't know and so i asked her who told her anything about mii, she just laughed it off and said i shouldn't worry about it( i later found out that it was a privates head roommate of mine while i was in 100 level who told his girlfriend obviously when he was out of gist, and his girlfriend is this my friend's pal).So i thought to maself that it would be good 2 go 4 d shag because that was the only reason she would go as far as gettin ma number and calling mii,'because all through ma 100level through 2 200level we never talked.So we got kind of close, and i invited her over 2 ma crib sometimes, and when i try initialing moves she would just decline it started gettin frustrating, until one very hot day after morning lectures she told mii that she was hungry and i should COOK 4 her i just laughed and we went 2 ma crib luckily or unluckily PHCN were not interested in us that day so the whole place was hot, i got into lighter clothes and she just took her shirt off and she was on bra and her jeans, that girl is damn sexy and due 2 the conjy in minna ma privates could not help leaping 4 joy after cookin indomie and eating she said she wanted 2 sleep i was gettin excited den 2 ma astonishment et happiness she took off the bra and jeans and lay down with only undies, make i no lie her butt isn't that big but her jugs!!!!!!! hey!!!!! omo that tin get license 2 suffocate mii make i just dey go heaven immediately as in i can't think of a better job 2 do while dying shit it was massive i went close 2 her but she was asleep i just painstakingly slept 4 15 mins i was just watchin her funny enough at that time i couldn't remember the last time a girl was naked in ma room as i had broken up with ma girlfriend about a month before that time. Wen i couldn't bear the thought of watchin more horrow mojo i just went and layed by her side gently strokin her spine and runnin ma fingers 4r her back to the rim of her ass and waist line ma erection was so hard ma boxers would have gone up in flames, while i was playin with her back she was responding slowly,with slow moans and when she opened her eyes, she said ''i thought u would never make this move'' i said i was waithin 4 d right time, when i know say i dey slack since, i immediately took over fully slowly takin off her undies 2 reveal one of the juciest, baldest punnani's i have seen real life that girl was so neat and her pussy were scentin of i think apple maybe sum crea or all that. Well she was just moanin when i put ma tongue on her clit she just went stiff but she held ma head tite @ that point i was like meeennn i took ma time and skillz i learned from mojo 2 lick shine the congo gently runnin ma tongue through the circumference of her pussy she was vibrating sayin tonte your d king i love u @ the same time her left boob was engaged with ma right hand i wet ma finger with her pussy juice and used that finger around her nipple i was feelin like am in heaven den she started shakin faster obviously gettin 2 a climax den she quickly pushed mii off to the bed and she came on top of mii and took ma hard cock in her hands lickin d cap gently at intervals she loved d reaction 2 ticklin ma balls so she treated ma cock 'n ballz with VIP  lovin i was finished @ that point she den procedded 2 give mii d best blowjob i had received at that time takin almost 3/4 length of ma cock down her mouth slowly and den increasin d tempo gradually after about 5 mins of blowjob i got up and took ma condom( which i usually leave in ma pillow case) and she helped mii fix it on then i proceeded 2 shag her like ma life had a lot 2 do with it i took her from behind where she was screamin loud i was even scared that ma neighbour's kids may try 2 see what was goin on i proceeded 2 have her go on top of mii and ride d shit out of ma privates after about 15 mins she had come 2wice and i was still yet 2 come, i was just pumpin hard and later i came,  after the whole thing she said she just wanted 2 feel what she had always heared and that i am very talented. we have become good friends and we still shag once in a while but all i can say she was a sexual fantasy,
vicade (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #730 on: June 02, 2008, 08:33 PM »

Quote from: tonte on June 02, 2008, 06:48 PM
alrite a little gist from mii




it was a clear bright night, a clear white moon
i got a call from a girl who i know very well, she asked


How poetic  Wink
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #731 on: June 02, 2008, 08:36 PM »

i get plenty gist for una,
if you guys can't believe that one, you can't believe a lot more. Undecided
just read anyway, i don't expect you to believe! Grin

holyeye, whether you be anybody, i don't care, Undecided
as long as you bring back your ass here and write! Wink

at least y'all should thank me, this page is now active again.

i got a lot of gists guys, just sit back, relax and fasten your sit belt.

holyeye
, you started it but i aiint sure you'll be able to handle it ok!
                                                                                     cooldude62 say so!!! Kiss
Dr Kitaun
Re: My Sex Diary
« #732 on: June 02, 2008, 11:56 PM »

I believe taciturn is one and same person as holyeye  Cool

fu.ck it ! its so obvious that even if he tries editing his posts, it smells harshly  Grin

anyways, cooldude62 . . .u f@ck up big time with that your sojaman story ! na babies u bin think say dey here ?  Undecided

well . . .u try for that modelling sturv sha . . . . Wink
cooldude62 (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #733 on: June 03, 2008, 10:41 AM »

dr kitaun,
thanks for the observation about holyeye being taciturn,
as long as the gists keep coming, we aiint hating,
let them  him bring em on. its part of the fun. i was just observing, nothing more

as per ma story on soja man, its true maen,
how can i explain bera?HuhHuh?? Kiss
santavista
Re: My Sex Diary
« #734 on: June 03, 2008, 03:22 PM »

what fuckin references are u people making?

KAnt see where holyeye and taciturn relates. Holyeye could as well be santavista, coodude, tonte, Dr. Kitaun, coldwater, oyato, ephisi etc.

Cooldude, comot for that yarns.  Tongue
holyeye (m)
Re: My Sex Diary
« #735 on: June 03, 2008, 03:32 PM »

na wa ooooo.

cooldude, no tell me say na me u dey watch nw ooooo. u go gd well well for spot d difference bt this one u no open eye well.

keep trying. Grin

Santa true tlk oooo. I fit be every bodi for d diary. LOL

Tonte, your stori no bad at all ooo. Nice one.

Always Happy. Kai d rain no go wound person with agro. Grin
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