My Sex Diary

YES  . . . . . .and it had better be juicy and funny as hell.

not a matter of support or not, I don't actually intend isulting u because what i wrote was the truth , NA METAPHOR i use, na only "he-goat dey mess left right and center"dey do huluhuluhulu up and down with deferent chicks dey feel like mega star, its a FACT from your post that you are also pathologically "MORALLY DEFECTIVE" not an insult but a fact evident from your posts, by the way i have lots of female nairalander as text pal and its on record that i never even seen any not to talk of thinking of  SEX, or coming to paste dumb sex escapades i probably got from the web claiming same to be mine, loook i gat no issues with you, FORNICATION is your DOMINANT thought, hope you stick 2 one woman when you marry, when people are clamouring for abstainance you dey carry your prick dey mess anything in skirt come get the guts to talk say you wan write dairy, REMEMBER THIS SITE IS NOT LIMITED TO PEOPLE OVER 18 years old, for such PROVOCATIVE rubbish you are posting!!

meanwhile for those who love it, i hail o !! its only natural, this is life the kind of liffe the average man likes, GOD still exists sha     na God get power!!, i must admit!!

is Holyeye's experiance a teacher  you talk about here, (a mixture of ifactution anf fantasy meant to get your attention long enough to amuse you, feeding on  your hidden sexual desire and fantasy, as mere motals whose own weakness is his own body(waring against his soul and the spirit of the very being that created him), Reading is the food of the mind/soul, what you read habitually affects your dominant thought and your life in the long run!! If you see it as fun, no problem LIFE is like that- i respect yuour opinion. there is no dignity whatsoever in that kind of life style. the guy remains a He goat, or better still  A male dog with hyper libido, but only ion his imagination, his posts only exists in his imagination!!

Let us pray, Nairalanders, Forgive us all our sins lord!! fornication especiialy,
Father thank you for makin us righteous
and accepted through the blood of Jesus
Because of that we are blessed and highly favored by you
we am the object of your affection
Your favors surround us as a shield
And the first thing that people come in contact with
+IS+ our favorite shield
Thank you that we have favor with you and man today
All day long, people go out of their way to bless and to help us
we have favor with everyone that we deal with today
Doors that were once closed are now open for me
we receive preferential treatment and I have special priveledges
we am God's favorite child
No good thing will he withhold from me
Because of God's favor my enemies cannot triumph over me
we have supernatural increase in promotions
we declare restoration of everything
that the devil has stolen from us
we have honor in the midst of our adversaries
and an increase of assets
Especially in real estate and an expansion of territory
Because we are highly favored by God we experience great victories
Supernatur turn-arounds and miraculous breakthroughs
in the midst of great impossibilities
we receive recognition, prominence and honor
Petitions are granted to us even by unGodly authorities
Policies, rules, regulations and laws
are changed and reversed on our behalf
we win battles that we don't even have to fight
because God fights them for us
This is the day, the set time the designated moment
for us to experience the free favors of God
that profusely and lavishly abound on our behalf
In Jesus MIGHTY name we have prayed; Amen, and Amen

Let us pray, Nairalanders, Forgive us all our sins lord!! fornication especiialy, for wrongly influencing the under age amongst us
Father thank you for makin us righteous
and accepted through the blood of Jesus
Because of that we are blessed and highly favored by you
we am the object of your affection
Your favors surround us as a shield
And the first thing that people come in contact with
+IS+ our favorite shield
Thank you that we have favor with you and man today
All day long, people go out of their way to bless and to help us
we have favor with everyone that we deal with today
Doors that were once closed are now open for us
we receive preferential treatment and I have special priveledges
we am God's favorite child
No good thing will he withhold from us
Because of God's favor my enemies cannot triumph over us
we have supernatural increase in promotions
we declare restoration of everything
that the devil has stolen from us
we have honor in the midst of our adversaries
and an increase of assets
Especially in real estate and an expansion of territory
Because we are highly favored by God we experience great victories
Supernatur turn-arounds and miraculous breakthroughs
in the midst of great impossibilities
we receive recognition, prominence and honor
Petitions are granted to us even by unGodly authorities
Policies, rules, regulations and laws
are changed and reversed on our behalf
we win battles that we don't even have to fight
because God fights them for us
This is the day, the set time the designated moment
for us to experience the free favors of God
that profusely and lavishly abound on our behalf ,
In Jesus MIGHTY name we have prayed; Amen, and Amen

@ Creamdream,
Bros abeg no vex. E be like say u be fire by fire pastor. Wetin u find come this section for NL? U leave Business u no read, u jump religion u no read, u enta career nothing attract u, den u decide to step a bit further into romance to just peep, ur search no end for there, u come decide to search deeper into sexuality, haba, forget this ur holier than thou attitude and move on.
As per how i dey use my Long tin, bros leave story. Abi ur own no dey work? I accept my weakness and i must confess more seriously that i am working on my good self.
This your Hegoat and dog with high libido palava abeg how them affect you. You don't seem to me you can manage an erection let alone satisfy a woman. See beyond the Fornication and all your corresponding metaphor and get it into your head that you can learn.
Icecream abi na wetin be that ur name sef , i am sincerely happy that you have decided to hijack this thread with prayers and i must commend you that i am in agreement with darellone and i say Amen too. I sincerely need your fervent and persistent show of Love. Sorry i missunderstood you the first time.
Keep reading mai brother, make sure you maintain a high level of peace and happiness today. One love

Reactions and counter reactions have traded this thread since I started this topic. Nevertheless I have promised to keep posting from my diary. I am very sorry that it has been a while a new story was posted on this online diary of mine.
Enjoy

A crazy experience,never to be forgotten

I met Rita across the street. I was quite bored that afternoon and decided to take a stroll. She looked like a replica of a good pretty well groomed home girl. On a jeans pant and a nice top that hugged her body properly and still not giving her decency away. She had stuffs on both hands and she looked a bit tired looking for a cab. I later got from her that she was searching for a park which she was told was just a bit further down. I got attracted to her and I took a bet within me that I would get the damsel’s details.

I walked up to her and asked if I could help her and the look on her face signified she was not ready for company. I softened smiled and told her I was not coming with the usual story of knowing her but only to help her out with some of her luggage. She said no thanks. I then said well that I felt pity walking behind her all the while and not lending a helping hand. This softened her a bit. She took a glance and then smiled a bit. She kept on echoing guys, guys and guys. I could not help but laugh. We chatted a while about the contents of her bags and she said she was preparing to go back to school (Osu). She came around to buy provisions since where she stayed was very far on the outskirts of Lagos, precisely Itoki area of Sango Otta. We got to the taxi park and we negotiated for a taxi to take her. I did not goof it ooooo. I did not even make an attempt to pay for her fare. I didn’t want to act like an over nice guy; carry bag for stranger, pay her money again. After dumping her stuff in the cab I asked for her name and number. She said she was only going to tell me her name but no number. I tried persuading her, to no avail. I then asked if I could give her mine. She thought about it a while then said give me. I brought out my wallet and gave her my business card. She looked through it and smiled briefly. At this point the cab man was already cursing that we were delaying him. She made a sign like I would give you a call soon just as they drove out of the park.

That evening I received a call from her at about past 8pm. I initially could not place her name and who she was because I did not expect she would call soon. She sounded very nice and appreciative of my gesture that afternoon. I guess the card did the magic. We gisted for a while and asked her if it was her number she was using to call. She said yes. I told her to cut it and let me call her back. I called her back and we got to know more about eachother. I told her it would be important for us to meet again maybe the next day. She obliged almost immediately but asked I come to a fast food eatery in her area. I said no probs. The next day since I was on leave no work as usual, being a Thursday, I went to see her. I picked up a friend and we left for her area. I told her I was coming with someone and she said no worries. We got to the eatery at about the same time. She also took her friend along. We introduced ourselves and instantly my friend got glued to this girl’s friend. We decided to hook up on different tables and to my utmost surprise they raised no objection. I looked at my guy we winked and we were sure that they would be easy lays.

The girls left for school that weekend, but promised to come around the next weekend. We both kept on gisting on the phone and with each passing day I was convinced that I was getting closer to the treasure. That weekend we asked that they spend it with us. With little objection they agreed. We went clubbing that Friday evening then retired to spend the dead of the night in privacy. We did all sorts at the club, so I was so horny that I needed to put all of me into her. We got to my crib and she said we needed to talk. I told her that could wait. She said no. I became instantly scared. She said she belonged to one of these spiritual faiths other than Christianity and Islam. I shook. She told me to relax and said she has no occult powers that they worship just the way we Christians do too. She said she felt it was important I know her in all ways. Then she told she was not ready for us to have sex yet. I had no reaction left in me. I was expecting she would change to a snake or some other animal. After 1hr of gists nothing happened, I relaxed and swore I was going to bang her that night. We did all sorts but not sex. I fingered her and sucked d life out of her, made her shout with the squirting method. She arrived and landed like a big fighter jet. She took my long tin in her hands and rubbed it in a clapped mode until it was swollen like it would burst then she calmed it down by sucking it. She gave me a presidential treatment. Pampering the long tin like a long lost gift until I came. The following day my guy told me of his sexcapade with the other babe, I was mad with envy. I called Rita again and begged her to tell me the reason why she said refused us having sex. She laughed over the phone and said I should not worry that when she is ready she would tell me.

I kept on pestering her. It was like a battle to be won. My leave would expire soon and my weekends were earmarked for my fiancée alone. She then asked me a question on the phone that if I am sure I want to bang her then I should get ready for the next day. I laughed and wondered what to be ready for. I kept on thinking and only got scared at the point when I remembered her faith. I wondered if we were going to swear to an oath or some related sorts. It sounded more scary but like an adventure. I left for her house the next day and we chatted with her sitting on my laps. No one was at home except her. Her parents gone to work siblings all out. I told myself best time to hit. We started caressing not too long after I got into the house. She barely wore anything. She had on a see through net blouse that trapped her nipples each in a hole, and a short mini skirt. Sure you can picture that. I put my hand straight into her inner cavity and she shook. I touched her ass. I lifted her up and raised her onto a table that had flowers and other religious paraphernalia. I guessed it must be their prayer table. I sucked the nipples through the blouse, it was crazy. She twisted like a makossa/mapouka dancer. Then she asked I stopped that we were yet to talk. Fright engulfed my body. My hard long tin stepped down. I suddenly became aware that we had scattered a mini temple.

She said she was not ready to have sex without us placing a bet. I kept on listening. I asked her to name the bet. She said I have fumbled like a sex god for a while so she asked that we both drop our valuables on the premise that I bang her for an hour without stopping and releasing a drop of sperm. Whoever defaults, would loose whatever valuable was at stake. Else she was not ready to give me sex. For the first time I relaxed. I did not think deep about what she said. I just accepted her bet. We decided to use our phones. I dropped my two phones and she dropped hers. I asked that I did not feel comfortable with her home environment. I asked we go to my house but she reminded me that that would be 1hr wasted of our time. I wanted to use this as a mode to secure our bet if per adventure I defaulted; I feared she can jazz me up by being in her house. We then settled for a nearby Guest house.

As soon as we booked a room for 2hours short time, we started pulling our clothes. She wore a shirt on her netty blouse with still the same mini skirt under without pants. She asked I cool down. After stripping off our clothes, she reached for her bag and brought out a bottle of Chelsea dry gin. I was dazed than ever. She took half of the contents in one swoop offering me the other half. Walahi I just kept looking. I declined the offer not knowing what could have been added. She begged I waited for the drink to sink into her membrane and body. I knew from this point that I had lost the bet. After 5mins, we resumed our sex business. She took my privates and sucked vigorously. We took the 69 position. I sucked her, she sucked me in return. After 3mins, she brought out a condom from her bag and inserted it on my privates. She laid on the bed with her legs widely spread eyes blood shot beckoning on me to start. It seemed like a porno movie. Without wasting time and ready to prove a point I climbed. I had taken Ogun jedi jedi(local Viagra), if you know what that means earlier before leaving the house. I banged her brains out. She kept on screaming for more. From missionary to doggy style to scissors and all other unnamed styles. She didn’t stop she kept on taking the pain and pleasure like it was food. Her head kept rolling with her braids in a sweepy pattern. I feared she would change to a snake or an animal. I didn’t care much. At exactly 42mins, I released. I didn’t want her to notice. All the gra-gra in my body disappeared. The spirits that inhabited my being left. I came to my senses. Gradually my erection dwindled I wanted to manage to reenact it, to no avail. She noticed and started shouting that I had destroyed her pleasure. I quickly stood up. We were sweating. She calmed down gradually. Then she became subtle again laughing. Then she started saying slowly ‘I won’. It then dawned on me that my phones were gone except I act fast. I went to the bed to kiss her and pet her closely. She succumbed to my after touches. She told me she came twice that she was on the verge of the third when I poured. I was happy within me that she at least appreciated my efforts, until she said I messed up. She said she thought I had the strength but I only confirmed that I was yet to arrive the big bangers league. I stylishly wore my clothes on hearing this. I asked her to dress up so that we can go back to her house. She reminded me that we had only spent 1hr 10mins, and we still had 50mins so why the rush. I was able to convince her to get dressed with the guise that we would go to an eatery first. She demanded I submit my phone. I laughed. As soon as we left she threatened to get off the car and make me face the consequences. I kept on laughing thinking she was joking. To my utmost surprise she screamed I stopped. Thanks to the car’s AC. The windows were up, so passersby heard not. I stopped and she stormed out. Fear entered me.


Concluding part soon.

@ bicey,
correct yarns. As d gists them resemble urs too, den it means i speak ur mind. I am sure we are all sexually gifted. The probs is just that we sabi use am pass the other. Cheers

@ Yeni,
advice taken seriously. Make u sef dey pray 4 me ooo. It is obvious that you read through all the stories. Sure you were not looking for a bible verse in them . Just joking. Great Ife. No worries i go soon post motion ground sexcapades in more stories to follow. Or u wan tell me say boi never carry u go there before?
No long tin

@ Darellone.
Abeg pardon me ooooooooooo. D tori never finish. D fight just begun. The truth is i have learnt lessons and would not concede to some of these mistakes again.  One love bro.

@ Holyeye,

Okay no problem. Holyeye, don't you think we can make money from your diary. We can sell your stories to Wale Adenuga Production(THISLIFE)

One love

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,i,m wet.

holyeye 


na wah for u! 

@ Olupahpah & Sly
Tanx 4 believing. Nice spirit man. Concluding part comes right after this post.