What If These Bcom Our National Administration!

Dear Fellow Nairalanders,
What if…………….

…PHCN acquire MTN


…Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel …And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!

…Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic …And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!

…Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought Zenith Bank!!

…ALAO AKALA is taking over from Soludo as CBN governor!!

…Nigeria Police Force has acquired Transcorp Hilton!!

…And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in Manchester United in preparation for a takeover!!

…PETER ODILI will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC) !!

…ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS
    ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA !!

…THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE    YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 46YEARS OLD!!

…Nigerian Police Force trains FBI, Metropolitan Police and Scotland Yard Officers.

What would you do?

As for me, see below, 



I WILL CHECK OUT IMMEDIATELY AND RELOCATE TO THE MOON or MARS CUS THE EARTH AINT SAFE NO MORE

I'll go back to heaven.