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nwando
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una go go kill me. my mom nextdoor must think I'm crazy laughing at a computer screen |
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omoge (f)
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david, that was a nice christian book. i read it some years ago.
so how are the voilent taking it by force in this case?
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omoge (f)
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am laughing real hard here too  washing beans doing it same time with belle? i go die with laugh. |
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nwando
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The violent taketh it by force!
if he can get past a jeans pyjamas with naked wires eneke the bird said since men have learnt to shoot without missing,he's learnt to fly without perching. |
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almondjoy (f)
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With zipper for side! Lie down on top! Give am ya back go sleep! Na only sniff im go fit sniff am!  Hold cordless phone under your pillow---9-1-1. Go and eat beans for the weekend till I find money to bail you out! |
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davidylan (m)
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i heard its even more erotic sef. you don't have to hop into bed, bending over the garawa of beans is enough. david, that was a nice christian book. i read it some years ago.
so how are the voilent taking it by force in this case?
some things cannot be explained without practicals. if he can get past a jeans pyjamas with naked wires eneke the bird said since men have learnt to shoot without missing,he's learnt to fly without perching. long story. by the time oga is through with you na you go comot that jeans pyjamas yourself. |
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omoge (f)
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at that rate, birthing go be every year thing. men sef!!! May the Lord gives me a cool one, amen.
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almondjoy (f)
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at that rate, birthing go be every year thing. men sef!!! May the Lord gives me a cool one, amen.
Pray hard and make a special pilgrimage to Gaza for that! |
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omoge (f)
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david, david, david. . . don't make the guy go bug his wife o. Pray hard and make a special pilgrimage to Gaza for that! am doing so o my sister  . |
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nwando
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at that rate, birthing go be every year thing. men sef!!! May the Lord gives me a cool one, amen. My dear the hot ones are good o but sometimes,you pray he falls unconscious at nightime. |
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spoilt (f)
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The poster will tap his wife awake because of davidylan and quote the scripture to her before taking what is rightfully his!  my hand no dey oh! |
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nwando
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The poster will tap his wife awake because of davidylan and quote the scripture to her before taking what is rightfully his! my hand no dey oh! who born am? she may be pregnant but I'm sure she knows where her pestle and frying pan are located. When a pregnant woman says no,that is the final answer. The man should not listen to david or else he may be searching for his abunna in the cornfields of Okokomaiko |
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D-reloaded (f)
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Lorraine Bobbit for President
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omoge (f)
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quoting bible for banging? hahahaha. ewoo una fit kill person here o lol My dear the hot ones are good o but sometimes,you pray he falls unconscious at nightime.
so i have to pray for the hot ones to come my way. but then i will have to report to Nairaland too. ''my husband wants it every night how do i say No''? |
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nwando
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quoting bible for banging? hahahaha. ewoo una fit kill person here o lol so i have to pray for the hot ones to come my way. but then i will have to report to Nairaland too. ''my husband wants it every night how do i say No''?and we'll be here to give you tips ranging from severe migraine headaches to debilitating cramps before you know it,he'll be getting you cold coke from the fridge and baking meatpies |
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omoge (f)
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searching for it in cornfield, Nwando |
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spoilt (f)
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@ nwando baking meatpies my crusty feet. ROFLMBO |
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nwando
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Lorraine Bobbit for President
who can ever forget that woman. cut off her husbands abunna and tossed it out the window like a piece of meat oops. It was a piece of meat. The guy was lucky some hungry canines didn't get to it before the police did. The surgeons would have had no choce to change him from John Wayne Bobbit to Bobbi Christina |
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davidylan (m)
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The poster will tap his wife awake because of davidylan and quote the scripture to her before taking what is rightfully his! my hand no dey oh! the guy dey hia dey complain! what happened to KY jelly and taking his birthright by force when madam has shut her eyes in sleep? Some men sef. . . na everything we go teach u? |
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spoilt (f)
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davidylan are you advocating sex with an unconcious being? you think because she's asleep she wont know someone or rather something has entered her jerusalem? |
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davidylan (m)
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so i have to pray for the hot ones to come my way. but then i will have to report to Nairaland too. ''my husband wants it every night how do i say No''?
The virtuous woman in Proverbs 31 would have put up this post: "My husband wants it every night how do i say make it every 12hrs?" |
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omoge (f)
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david is really spoiling show in here . |
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davidylan (m)
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@ spoilt, that is exactly the point. Dont bother to ask for the jerusalem . . . you are no more just her boyfriend. You have to surround the walls of jericho and blast it down with a joyfull noise!
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omoge (f)
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lol you so funny . but then it is not food abi? human can survive without it. The virtuous woman in Proverbs 31 would have put up this post: "My husband wants it every night how do i say make it every 12hrs?"
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spoilt (f)
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You have to surround the walls of jericho and blast it down with a joyfull noise!
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nwando
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Osanobua!!!
Jerusalem and Jericho
una wan kill me hia
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davidylan (m)
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lol you so funny . but then it is not food abi? human can survive without it. change that thing there to "woman". |
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omoge (f)
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LOL change that thing there to "woman".
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spoilt (f)
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who says men can't do without it. david your biblical interpretations are really funny. . The poster is really unfortunate .wifey needs to get with the program oh because agro na bastard! . . I remember the time wey i get belle. Hmmmmmmm!  |
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omoge (f)
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david is just too much, making me laugh my head off here . make i go see dancing with the stars final  . david, spoilt, nwando and almondjoy, nice having ya all here. una goodnight o. o di Echi umu Nnem  |
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nwando
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most women can survive for long periods without it.
We have other things called hobbies to occupy us.
some of us can chat with friends on the phone for hours and it's just as good or even better.
But men are just something else.
The average man thinks about it constantly.
How to get it
How to do it better
How he's doing it
how he'll do it again
when to do it
who to do it with
where to do it
how to hide dong it
This is insane.
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nwando
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goodnite omoge,me sef I wan go drink garri with moi moi.
goodnite pals
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