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diddy4 (m)
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For French press 2 For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for thanksgiving Press 3 for complaints Press 4 for all others
I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received, God be with you as you repent.
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bluenubian (f)
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if i pressed '0' who would i speak to?
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ojd (m)
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guy, love ur postings, real cool if i pressed '0' who would i speak to?
any answer to this? |
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diddy4 (m)
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y'all suppose know by now that God is always patient. if you are impatient and press 0 for short cut, you will be reconnected to hell.  devil likes his own fast fast.  |
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bluenubian (f)
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hmm tru that
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micklplus (m)
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Nice one for real. i love it  cheers |
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diddy4 (m)
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@ micklplus atleast you havent seen this before. |
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diddy4 (m)
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might work for you. |
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diddy4 (m)
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@04real
thanks man.
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sunej (m)
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if u press 0 and speak directly to God, I guess all phone company will charge special fees for zero alone
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