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ojd (m)
Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« on: April 03, 2006, 04:43 AM »

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who
invited him out for a few beers after work. The
man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking
with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested
a way to overcome that problem:

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house,
slide down under the sheets, gently pull down
your wife's undies, and give her oral sex. Woman
love it, and believe me, she'll never mention
that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into
the house, slid down under the sheets, gently
slid down his wife's undies, and gave her oral
sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but
after a little while, he reaized he had to take
a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got
out of bed and walked down the hall to the
bathroom. When he opened the door and went in,
he was very suprised to see his wife sitting
on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked

"Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my
mother!"
kajad (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #1 on: April 03, 2006, 08:06 AM »

  Shocked  Shocked   Grin  Grin
micklplus (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #2 on: April 03, 2006, 09:05 AM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked HUn !
jayemkay (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #3 on: April 12, 2006, 08:59 PM »

oh my gawd! Grin Grin Grin
Free (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #4 on: April 12, 2006, 09:09 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
tamia (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #5 on: April 12, 2006, 09:12 PM »

that was a good one
diddy4 (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #6 on: April 13, 2006, 12:02 AM »

ewwwwww, that is so disgusting. what the f*ck?  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
spikelord (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick"
« #7 on: April 13, 2006, 12:09 AM »

Haha
nike4luv (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #8 on: April 13, 2006, 01:35 AM »

sick!!  Cheesy
baby4u2 (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #9 on: April 13, 2006, 05:56 PM »

ahh. i can't close my mouth right now.
lauryn (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #10 on: April 16, 2006, 03:46 PM »

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that is so disgusting, lmao
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #11 on: April 16, 2006, 03:48 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
kellygirl (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #12 on: April 17, 2006, 09:36 AM »

good one boy Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
justin04 (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #13 on: April 17, 2006, 01:33 PM »

If that happen to me, I will throw up. I guess he lipped before he look.
Efani (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #14 on: April 18, 2006, 12:45 AM »

i don't get it
lilnaomi (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #15 on: April 18, 2006, 02:17 PM »

Quote from: baby4u2 on April 13, 2006, 05:56 PM
ahh. i can't close my mouth right now.

me too!!
dabby (f)
Re: i don't get it
« #16 on: May 29, 2006, 05:27 PM »

i don't get it

really?
diddy4 (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #17 on: May 29, 2006, 05:28 PM »

 dabby

do u need me to xpain it to u, cuzz i'd love to.
lauryn (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #18 on: May 29, 2006, 05:29 PM »

@ dabby,
For real?
spikelord (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #19 on: May 30, 2006, 01:56 AM »

Still laughing at this!
dabby (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #20 on: May 30, 2006, 12:14 PM »

actually i do get it, i was actually referring to efani
edatika (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #21 on: May 30, 2006, 01:20 PM »

YIKES!!!
what d f**k
damn,
Memunah (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #22 on: October 15, 2006, 04:55 PM »

nice one!!!!
shens2006 (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #23 on: October 15, 2006, 05:17 PM »

deyyomn!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
angelz
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #24 on: October 15, 2006, 07:52 PM »

this ridiculous. what's d woman doin on that bed in d 1st place? Is dia no gues room? can't she stop him?
angelz
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #25 on: October 15, 2006, 07:53 PM »

this ridiculous. what's d woman doin on that bed in d 1st place? Is dia no gues room? can't she stop him?
Pamperme
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #26 on: October 16, 2006, 11:18 AM »

oh my God!  Shocked  Shocked  Well, shits happens   Cheesy
tinu16 (f)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #27 on: October 16, 2006, 01:06 PM »

men, u are too much, i love d joke, walahi
daviespan (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #28 on: October 18, 2006, 08:58 PM »

yuck Sad
daviespan (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #29 on: October 18, 2006, 09:02 PM »

@tinu16

like it too, but i think i like you more Wink Grin Kiss
2muchbar (m)
Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke>
« #30 on: September 03, 2007, 09:51 AM »

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.Mo gbe!
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