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ptaller (m)
Nigeria: Ja Ja In Africa
« on: November 24, 2007, 11:37 PM »


An American engineer, a British physicist, and a Nigerian lawyer were being
interviewed for a position as chief executive
officer of a large corporation.

The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked
a long list of questions, ending with 'How much
is two plus two?' The engineer excused himself,
and made a series of measurements and
calculations before returning to the board room
and announcing, 'Four.'

The physicist was next interviewed, and was
asked the same questions. Before answering the
last question, he excused himself, made for the
library, and did a great deal of research. After
a consultation with the United States Bureau of
Standards and many calculations, he also
announced 'Four.'

The lawyer was interviewed last, and was asked
the same questions. At the end of his interview,
before answering the last question, he drew all
the shades in the room, looked outside the door
to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone
for listening devices, and asked 'How much do you
want it to be?'


Migines (m)
Re: Nigeria: Ja Ja In Africa
« #1 on: November 25, 2007, 12:53 AM »

Huuuuuh, seenit.
kronkykay (m)
Re: Nigeria: Ja Ja In Africa
« #2 on: November 26, 2007, 11:03 AM »

so who got the job?
Migines (m)
Re: Nigeria: Ja Ja In Africa
« #3 on: November 26, 2007, 11:06 AM »

The lawyer because of his diversity.
clemcykul
Re: Nigeria: Ja Ja In Africa
« #4 on: November 26, 2007, 02:51 PM »

praise the lord somebody Grin Grin Grin
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