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HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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sun_shine (f)
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Hey man you had me rolling  |
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micklplus (m)
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 its here before
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Rhodalyn (f)
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 you always tell him that
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drered (m)
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thats really tight |
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Z4M4eva (f)
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Whoa. That's a kool list man!  |
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Junior88
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@ Diddy
did u make that up bra? lol
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diddy4 (m)
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@ junior omo, na the things wey man don experience in this life in the hands of woman. but i treat the ladies nice and gently so they never turn me down except like 3 times which was in the hands of one yeye girl like that  . . lol. |
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Efani (m)
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u must hav personally experienced it lol
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bluenubian (f)
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give it to u man, that headache and movie one was really funny, I'm going to use it next time
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lauryn (f)
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i'ld need to giv some replies. lmao
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diddy4 (m)
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u must hav personally experienced it lol
remember you are still 17 son. go to the site made for children and talk your crap.  |
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Ddii (f)
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this is so cool.
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edatika (m)
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if u didn't copy it if u made it yourself i'm impressed. cool [img] |
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tolutope (m)
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no wonder diddy didnt think it was funny, my joke, ITS HERS, WELL SORRY 'BOUT THAT, SOMEONE TOLD ME OVER THE phone, TRUCE BABY? |
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tolutope (m)
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no wonder diddy didnt think it was funny, my joke, ITS HERS, WELL SORRY 'BOUT THAT, SOMEONE TOLD ME OVER THE phone, TRUCE BABY? |
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pirella (f)
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Its an old 1 bt its stil funny,got me laughin al d way. good stuff!
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eveseh (f)
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funny really funny
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JazzyJ (f)
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i m going to start telling that to all d guys now. hahaha  |
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ramonacee (f)
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give it to u man, that headache and movie one was really funny, I'm going to use it next time
sure u want to lose any of em?? |
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