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TCUBE (m)
Jesus Is Watching You
« on: November 25, 2007, 06:50 AM »

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?” He spots some Naira on a table and takes it, Once again he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks “Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?” It says "MOSES". The burglar says “What kind of person names his bird Moses??" The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER (DOG) "JESUS".

finekid (m)
Re: Jesus Is Watching You
« #1 on: November 25, 2007, 07:09 AM »

Hmmnn, the burglar is sure in deep trouble! Grin
djcrooky (m)
Re: Jesus Is Watching You
« #2 on: November 25, 2007, 08:39 PM »

big trouble man
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Jesus Is Watching You
« #3 on: November 26, 2007, 12:51 AM »

Remix lol, but still very funny.
Mr. Turkey (m)
Re: Jesus Is Watching You
« #4 on: November 26, 2007, 12:57 AM »

Quote from: TCUBE on November 25, 2007, 06:50 AM
JESUS is watching you
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