E Be Like Shit

three secondary school students were fond of going to steal palmwine from a gourd on a palm tree.
after drinking they'd leave the gourd on the ground to the tappers chagrin
the tapper noticed and decided to set them up.
he defeacated into the gourd and put it back up the tree.
the 3 boys came back as usual
the calabash is full and the boys are excited as usual
1st boy takes a gulp and passes it on.
2nd boy does the same.
thiis goes on till they see something at the bottom of calabash.
someone dips in a finger and takes a lick to know what it is . . . . . .

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