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handsome_ (m)
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I recently organised a party for myself - and I invited my ex girlfriends - i invited noone else but my ex gilrfriends - i looked into my phone and picked up my ex gilrfriends - the ones I used to lay - u know! I counted and saw 44 of them - so i sent out a text message to all of them saying i am organising my birthday party - u know. Wow, all of them turned up at my party - but now I did something very wrong - when I used to lay them - each time I lay each one of them, I am secretely recording the action - hahahaha- It usually thrilled me to watch the playback once they step out the door.
So at the party - I was playing back these recordings to a few of my friends - and suddenly one of them came to the room and saw what was going on - hen - she insited on seeing the movies played to the end, and there about she was able to identify 20 other women in the party also in the movie - she screamed and went into the party and started telling each of the other women - now i am in biiiggggg trouble - each of the women has instituted a court case against me - please - what should i do?
Ever since this happened- my di ck has refused to rise - please this is not a joking matter because in Britain - this can land me in jail for long period of time - but I don't want anything that will take my f ucking away from me.
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handsome_ (m)
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Oga Seun, I am in love with you - but this is not a lie.
Do you want me to post one of the movies?
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mamaput (f)
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go and rot in jail
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iice (f)
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Bwahahahahahaeven with all the multiple namesstill very identifiable 
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somze (m)
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Go to the dictionary and look up the word - IDIOTYou'd see your name come up What a stupid, false and baseless tale!!!  |
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mukina2 (f)
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hahahahahahha we are tired of this movies jo . .come with new ones |
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Christino (m)
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I recently organised a party for myself - and I invited my ex girlfriends - i invited noone else but my ex gilrfriends - i looked into my phone and picked up my ex gilrfriends - the ones I used to lay - u know! I counted and saw 44 of them - so i sent out a text message to all of them saying i am organising my birthday party - u know. Wow, all of them turned up at my party - but now I did something very wrong - when I used to lay them - each time I lay them, I am secretely recording the action - hahahaha- It usually thrilled me to watch the playback once they step out the door.
So at the party - I was playing back these recordings to a few of my friends - and suddenly one of them came to the room and saw what was going on - hen - she insited on seeing the movies played to the end, and there about she was able to identify 20 other women in the party also in the movie - she screamed and went into the party and started telling each of the other women - now i am in biiiggggg trouble - each of the women has instituted a court case against me - please - what should i do?
Ever since this happened- my di ck has refused to rise - please this is not a joking matter because in Britain - this can land me in jail for long period of time - but I don't want anything that will take my f ucking away from me.
Now that you got enough attention, need you seek more?  If at 30 (or maybe 18) you can count 44 (meaning they are about 60 or even more) then I wonder if you 1. Have the time 2. Have the energy 3. Have the money 4. Have the looks and finally 5. The Guts to date 60 women in 5 years. I'd rather believe the naira is equal to the pound than this nursery school FABOO! poor teenager "like you". |
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wham (m)
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You can't even construct semi-convincing cock & Bull tales Kai |
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handsome_ (m)
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You can't even construct semi-convincing cock & Bull tales Kai Its cock and bull story because it is hard for you to beleive - so - i don't need to convince you otherwise. So - go wipe your butt hole with sand paper. Now that you got enough attention, need you seek more? If at 30 (or maybe 18) you can count 44 (meaning they are about 60 or even more) then I wonder if you 1. Have the time 2. Have the energy 3. Have the money 4. Have the looks and finally 5. The Guts to date 60 women in 5 years. I'd rather believe the naira is equal to the pound than this nursery school FABOO! poor teenager "like you". Whatever you wish to beleive - thats your business - old goat. hahahahahahha we are tired of this movies jo . .come with new ones Which movies - are u one of those hard of reading? Go to the dictionary and look up the word - IDIOTYou'd see your name come up What a stupid, false and baseless tale!!! Noone called you names on your postings - if it is hard for you to beleive - simply go to the next posting - idiot like you - may u rot in hell. |
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adeboo (f)
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Why would you even want to have a birthday party and invite your exs.
Na wa o - you need divine intervention here o.
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funloving (m)
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I guess the poster has been watching "How to be a player" too many times.
If you remember the movie, the playboy's sister organised with her friend to throw a party and invite all the playboy's girl friends to the party in an attempt to ridicule him, and maybe cure him of his cassanova ways.
Poster,
your tale is a poorly constructed fable. Go tell it to the marines.
Big time LIAR
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handsome_ (m)
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I guess the poster has been watching "How to be a player" too many times.
If you remember the movie, the playboy's sister organised with her friend to throw a party and invite all the playboy's girl friends to the party in an attempt to ridicule him, and maybe cure him of his cassanova ways.
Poster,
your tale is a poorly constructed fable. Go tell it to the marines.
Big time LIAR
Tell me why I should give a damn if you beleive it or not? All the idiots can say is to call it a tale or a lie without any meaningful proof or disproof on why it is a lie or why and how it can not be true. |
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N-joy (f)
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@Poster - I feel for you -
Why do you have to record your love making with your girlfriend behind her back? That in itself is very very wrong.
I can not say if the story is true - because I don't know you - but if it is true - then I beleive you will have a lot to cope with.
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IykeD (m)
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"I recently organised a party for myself - and I invited my ex girlfriends - i invited noone else but my ex gilrfriends"?
@ poster, so the party was just for you and ur ex gals? very interesting, you should explain further, just maybe, we will be able to digest this, but for now, it seems like tales by moonlight.
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beila05
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hand some to really be honest with you, your story looks like a sudden pop in your head and maybe one of your fantasies,however there is the slightest chance that it may be true,and am willing to help! but first you must convince me by some how getting one of the video's across to me!! and i bet you, i would advise you;and you would never regret it! but if i should advise you out rightly i may just be making a fool of myself and fulfilling your fantasies,get across to me abby2glow@yahoo.com |
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acidrop (f)
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some people can lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, chei
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bjluv
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just upload them videos somewhere for all then u shall get the advise you deserve.
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handsome_ (m)
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now I see that Nigerians r so dumb and foolish.
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bjluv
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now I see that Nigerians r so dumb and foolish. Hey Mr. fortunately Nigerians includes YOU  So aint you dumb and foolish? Get it right or go and see the pope to make u something else, maybe Italian or Mongolian will be good for you  |
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jkpretty (f)
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Hmmn! Omo iya Bomboy 
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yimiton (f)
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long hiss and get out of this thread 
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autopilot
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post just one of those videos and i'l stop thinking ur an ass
and i promise il apologise for thinking your'e an ass
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Christino (m)
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I can bet my arse on this ugly handsome_ guy, dude's a flipping Virgin! or he's just an eunuch. Choose one.  |
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btayo1 (m)
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@ Poster; if you are telling the truth which i find difficult to believe that you are; you don't have anything to fear about as only one of the girls saw the movies and you own the movie which is the only evidence; destroy it and no evidence it becomes you word against theirs; and the crown prosecution service had alot on their plate then to worry about videos of you shagging your EX.
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kerzakov (m)
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now I see that Nigerians r so dumb and foolish.
i won't yab. that i may not be yabbed. |
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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I am so glad ThoniaSlim picked up on the one question that was gnawing on my mind.
@handsome_
If it was a party just for your exes then how did our friends get in?
I am not going to call you a liar but i just want you to clarify as there are too many holes in the story!
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estrella (f)
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@handsome, guy!! i really find your story a bit hard to swallow, sure,its possible that a man can sleep with more than forty women before the age of 40, let me give you the benefit of a doubt and simply say, you did wrong bro, recording your lovemaking sessions is the most immature thing you could do and without the girl's consent, i don't know what to tell ya.maybe a pix of you running stark naked in public on the front pages of a tabloid ought to appease them, in the mean time, clean up your act!
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