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uspry1 (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #32 on: November 26, 2007, 07:39 PM »

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akaluka
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #33 on: November 26, 2007, 08:28 PM »

attention seeker
poor liar
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #34 on: November 27, 2007, 01:04 AM »

Ferlie you dey try oh Grin Grin Grin, how many usernames do you have sef Shocked Shocked Shocked
handsome_ (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #35 on: November 27, 2007, 03:44 AM »

to those who offered advice I say thank u. To those who says its a lie, I care less. To those who asked, all women invitees were my ex, the men are my friends. To those who hisses, I care less.
toyinrayo (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #36 on: November 27, 2007, 04:55 AM »

@poster
igbesi aye e ti da gboingboin. . . otidaru. your lyf is just pointless, you should get your phallus cut off.
you disrespect women and ask for help to get out of the punishment? haba, one of the women should have stabbed you at that point. Shocked Shocked


fakeass story, if it was real, am sure none of the women would leave you in one piece.  Tongue Tongue
McDoe (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #37 on: November 27, 2007, 02:31 PM »

The gates of HELL are already open to absorb you. You could still escape it if you decide to apply chastism in you disgraceful and selfish adventures, mother fucker!
Cecegrace (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #38 on: November 27, 2007, 03:19 PM »

Whao, why do you cry for help, you are the one that constituted the problem, that is if at all the story is true.

Like ThoniaSlim said, I wonder where your other friends came from, since you invited only your ex-girls.

As for Nigerians being dumb, you are one of them remember? and it is guys like you that constitute to the downfall of Nigeria, You know what, any punishment meted out to you wont be enough to appease those girls you have wrong.

Give a thought to your  life boy!
 
zignor (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #39 on: November 27, 2007, 03:24 PM »

Cock and Bull story Huh Sad Angry
cybersleek (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To J
« #40 on: November 27, 2007, 04:04 PM »

 My friend, what are you feeling like? I'm sure people from bere oje might not find it difficult to believe your childish stories, but sorry to disappoint you, i don't. But i would advice you to get a life, and stop watching one night in Paris.
onyeka_ng (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #41 on: November 27, 2007, 04:26 PM »

see this PATHOLOGICAL LIAR seeking attention Grin Grin Grin  Grin wetin i no go hear 4 this nairalan'
handsome_ (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #42 on: November 27, 2007, 04:50 PM »

I am amazed at the foolishness of the people posting on this thread. I ask myself, what does it bother you if you think the story is a lie or if it is not? Do I ask you to beleive it or not to beleive it? The right to beleive is left to you the reader, and you should be sensible enoguh to know that it doesnt bother me one bit if you think it is the truth or if you think it is a lie.

Once again - i do not care if you think it is a lie -

To those who are so demented to offer rains of abuse and courses, I say may it return back to you in hundred folds - may u be taken in on the ccourses and abuses you have rained on the poster. May you die without a course.

2dye4 (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #43 on: November 27, 2007, 05:04 PM »

@ handsome: u sure are one fat ugly duckling! its pathetic to see how ure dying to hav us believe that crap u posted even with ur constant "i don't give a mess lamentations"

no matter how stupid u think nigerians are, they don't like intelligence insulted in the slightest way.

for the record, nobody is dying without course, u shuld shut that trap u call a mouth!  Wink
zoomzu (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #44 on: November 27, 2007, 05:10 PM »

@handsome,

Nairalanders would take you serious if you has opted for reciting twinkle twinkle little star instead of the rubbish story you posted.
NaJa HaJe (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #45 on: November 27, 2007, 08:02 PM »

Quote from: zoomzu on November 27, 2007, 05:10 PM
@handsome,

Nairalanders would take you serious if you haD opted for reciting twinkle twinkle little star instead of the rubbish story you posted.

LMFAO     Grin  Grin  Grin
janami (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #46 on: November 27, 2007, 08:11 PM »

lie or no lie, it only takes someone with a twisted mind to do something like that Tongue
Miss D (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #47 on: November 27, 2007, 11:36 PM »

i pray u go to jail
bjluv
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #48 on: November 28, 2007, 12:54 AM »

this guy is a dickhead, you need to go and suck a d.i.c.k with AIDS on the tip,   Tongue
Mc Omo (m)
Liar
« #49 on: November 28, 2007, 01:57 AM »

Pathetic liar from d pits of hell !
kamalavida (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To J
« #50 on: November 28, 2007, 01:10 PM »

u should rot in jail and never come out until your stupid member falls off.se you don't know how to keep it in?silly human.however i think i should give you kudos for comin up with such a stupid tale.
oko-omoge (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #51 on: November 28, 2007, 03:06 PM »

Poster u are a total disgrace to manhood! u ain't got anything upstairs at all.
do u think sleeping with many ladies add value to u ? it no fun at all.
it shows you are so jobless there in the UK.
I have lived in the UK and no wad up, so donot come and post bullist talk here man.
By the time Met Police get hold  of you and take u to one of mama charlies prison, u would be back to your senses.
Have u ever imagine it  living the departure at gatwick or heathrow under close watch and handed over to immiga at MMA, omo man na straight to loin building in lagos or kirikiri or better still alagbon.
I am really sorry for your mother walahi.
Think man.
chychy (f)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To J
« #52 on: November 28, 2007, 05:13 PM »

If all u said is true, u really deserve no mercy.

U r a frigging disgrace to the human race. it's only a warped mind that will do what u did.

handsome_ (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #53 on: November 29, 2007, 11:08 AM »

I am realy amazed at how stupid people on NairaLand can be.

Okay, someone makes a posting, and then you all start saying it is a lie? who is the lier then? You all becomes a lier without doubt.

So - it is a lie that:

1. I had a birthday?

2. I had 44 ex girlfriends?

3. I have aphone? is that a lie?

4. Is it a lie that I sent text messages to all my 44 ex girlfriends?

5. Is it a lie that all of them came to the party?

6. It is a lie that I film my girlfriends while we have sex, without their knowledge?

7. It is a lie that I show the movie to my friends?

8. It is a lie that one of the women saw it?

9. It is a lie that she told others?

10. It is a lie that they are all going for my head?

please tell me - which one is a lie - why do NairaLand people alway think they know better than every other people?

I think it is a case of dupre twinks frinh jest oloipv vun miop.

What else?
desgiezd (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #54 on: November 29, 2007, 12:58 PM »

Quote from: handsome_ on November 29, 2007, 11:08 AM
You all becomes a lier without doubt.

What manner of speaking is this? What has happened to your basic 3rd person singular and plural.

And you are speaking this kind of grammar right there in queen's land? Brush up your english before they deport you, dude!
ndumart
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To J
« #55 on: November 29, 2007, 02:08 PM »

44 ex-girlfriends?
Say that to the marines.
U shouldn't be scared of going to jail.
Anyway u need to be in a reformation centre
desgiezd (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #56 on: November 29, 2007, 04:27 PM »

@ Poster

You are busy insulting everybody and saying all Nigerians are dumb and foolish, after making all of us your enemies, who will now visit you in prison when you are jailed finally?
kaypinchi (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #57 on: November 29, 2007, 08:12 PM »

Quote from: handsome_ on November 29, 2007, 11:08 AM
I am realy amazed at how stupid people on NairaLand can be.

Okay, someone makes a posting, and then you all start saying it is a lie? who is the lier then? You all becomes a lier without doubt.

So - it is a lie that:

1. I had a birthday?

2. I had 44 ex girlfriends?

3. I have aphone? is that a lie?

4. Is it a lie that I sent text messages to all my 44 ex girlfriends?

5. Is it a lie that all of them came to the party?

6. It is a lie that I film my girlfriends while we have sex, without their knowledge?

7. It is a lie that I show the movie to my friends?

8. It is a lie that one of the women saw it?

9. It is a lie that she told others?

10. It is a lie that they are all going for my head?

Please tell me - which one is a lie - why do NairaLand people alway think they know better than every other people?

I think it is a case of dupre twinks frinh jest oloipv vun miop.

What else?


Still sounds like a bunch of lies.
Wondering how all your 44 g/friends managed to be at your party.
You can post the pics and videos if you relly need to prove us wrong.
That way, at least, we get to see your face in action. Grin Grin Grin
handsome_ (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #58 on: December 02, 2007, 12:13 PM »

una all be mumu - when person tell I'm own story - una say na lie- which one be una own?
talk2moses (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To J
« #59 on: December 02, 2007, 12:25 PM »

 Shocked na don kill this guy  bro ur lie self too much try limit am ok
eiknarf14
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #60 on: December 02, 2007, 09:22 PM »

Its a rily hard tale 2 believe n if its,get a good LAIR. . . .ooops LAWYER.
Bettr still, Rot in JAIL,
2dye4 (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #61 on: December 03, 2007, 05:06 PM »

@handsome: i know its paiful when people don't believe , but the more u try to force this garbage down our throat, the more ridiculous u sound! u obviously don't know when to quit. Angry
infobaba (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #62 on: December 03, 2007, 05:28 PM »

Too late, it seems he is already in jail  Grin
Sweet T (m)
Re: My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.
« #63 on: December 03, 2007, 05:30 PM »

@Poster

I hope the big boyz grab hold of your butt in jail. yeye boy, i'm sure someone will make you their biatch in jail.
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