My Birthday Party Landed Me In Big Trouble - Please Help Me Before I Go To Jail.

I won't call you a liar, but i disagree with the "44 girlfriends" . I would believe you if you said you've had sex with 44 ladies in your entire life.  And even if true, it's just stupid  making noise about how you have you film and have sex with them, because i don't think that's a big deal.   

Besides its dumb to see that as an achievement, and please correct the "pleae" on your profile page, guess it is spelt "PLEASE".

44 girlfriends
All of them attended your birthday, no one missed it
U recorded ur sex romp with each of the 44 ex's

I think this thread should be in the jokes section

with applause going round  in the hall, its gives me great pleasure on behalf of Seun and fellow nairalanders to present the awards of " The most and uneffective liar of year 2008" to Mr handsome. thanks for recieving the award and the award comes with a theme " think again next time"

dude,just stumbled on this and I'm sure its not true 44 girls in london gt an invite and all of them came to your party?common man dyu live in a mansion or how big is your house,also 44 people cannot receive an invite and all of them make the party when some might have work, and other committments, how will u do the filming and u didnt get caught out?
he might have changed his username,dyu really believe that??u wont if you live in london trust me,its a veeeryy tall tale

Biggest lie I have heard in ages.

Poorly constructed

@SEUN
please delete thread or move to LIES section

@ Poster,

You are a Pathological Liar, Where d toss d u get sued for that shit?
besides i have nothing against you fucking a million girls but you sound like 4 year old boy who thinks its a big deal. so what if u can sleep wit women? do u want a fucking grammy? that shows that ur head is not working. so u think inviting all ur sex mates is something big. people like you i really want to meet and deal with. does it make ur ego better if u bring ex sex partners,  oh puleeeeze u re a defination of a boy ntt a man. even a porn star has more sense,  u shag multiple people, big deal! so what? a man would have sex and keep his mouth to himself only a boy tells like a bloody whimp. am sure that ur privates is less than 5inches and all u get is laps to shag and u are making noise. no wonder its not rising. even death row inmates have erections and u don't. go and sort ur self out and stop irritating me. Go to jail so you can get raped my Gay men , them maybe when u feel that u will know what its like to kiss and tell.
besides u are even not smart atleast u would have made some cash from ur sex tapes but choose to leave it at home. see where it got u,  if u are saying d truth, i hope u go to jail for not being smart. maybe an institution for retards is better.

did you have to show your friends the film. its bad enough you banging away at different girls but why show your friends the film. i can't imagine how immature some men can get by displaying such foolishness i will not say you deserve what you got even though its close to my lips. what i will say is that you try and apologise to the girls. yes all of them since you invited the entire lot of them.

So you have like 20 court cases pending against you and you still have the time to post trash on the internet abi?
the England i know would've deported your _{illegal immigrant} ass back to naija! fucking liar.

well its Quite possible to get down with over 40 women before you are 40 and no i have not been with so much women,but i know someone who as and he is just 31.If anyone needs pickup lines and would like to learn how to be a pick up artist.holla at me on ludgold2009@gmail.com.