Marrying A Computer Programmer

A typical conversation between a husband who return late from work and work as a computer programmer and a house wife.

Husband :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn,
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ,
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ,
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!,
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

this joke sure rocks - - _{to nothing.}

ninja, you are better than this, try again please.