Plastic Surgery

A man's wife was cheating on him, she was visited by her lover who was smooching her till suddenly the man's car drove into the garage.
Wife: I am in trouble that is my husband's car,
Lover: Hide me anywhere,
Wife: Hide on the roof,
Lover: I am too short to reach your roof , is too tall to climb.
Wife: Hide under the table i will cover you with the table cloth,
Lover: I won't be able to receive fresh air.
Her husband got down from his car and whistled as he approached the main door.
Wife: He will be here any moment, hide fast. She opened her buttocks and shove him inside.
Husband entered and moved closer to her.
Wife: Your meeting closed very early.
Husand: As a medical doctor i have to come and give you the usual injection. Come and sit on my laps, He said as he sat down.
He looked at her backyard.
Husband: What did you eat lately you look fat.
Wife: What do you mean? She said moving further away from him.
He moved towards his room and brought out his gun.
He pointed the gun at her buttocks
Husband: Now come out of there with your hands on your head. And say your last prayers you two.